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So we are now entering week 6 of the regular season, and that means we are getting closer and closer to having a perfect representation of how defenses will perform against RBs. If it’s not completely obvious each week, let me tell you that Philadelphia will reward your RB with a kick ass game every time. Please, blog, may I have some more?

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Smack in the middle of a metric-driven computer-generated match-up projection AND a blind man throwing whiskey-tipped darts at a printed excel sheet you’ll find these week 6 rankings. This concept is good for you and your constituents. IDP incorporates wild card volatility while rewarding consistent, stoic boringness. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Hello Razzball readers! My name is Asher Molk, and I’m a new contributor here on Razzball. I’m going to be writing this column weekly, and I look forward to answering your questions and helping you guys win your leagues! Mike Braude and I will be working as a team and editing each other’s columns so feel free to ask either of us any questions; we’d love to help! Please, blog, may I have some more?

There aren’t many must adds this week. I’m going to split these up into two groups, Ok Fine! and Fliers. I’m not happy abut any of this!

Ok Fine!

Tim Tebow: Orton is a sad sack, neck bearded, post-grunge, pre-emo, practice perfecter QB-type and Tebow is a Glee cast member, soul saving, no necked, virgin QB-type who has enough energy to light up Vegas if it weren’t for the pillar of salt it would turn him into. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Welcome to what I am going to call the greatest week of football ever conceived by the football Gods!!! Well, that’s what I call every week, but what’s it to ya? I usually get all serious on Sundays, but I know y’all are already wasted and trying to get a hold of your bookies and by bookies I mean your aunt who is a big Seahawks fan but she’s on a whale watching tour and you’ve got nobody to wager with.  Please, blog, may I have some more?