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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 164 out of 1281022798617
Week 1531 out of 131491486731116
Week 1458 out of 13197514096458
Week 13105 out of 1311091212777302
Week 1252 out of 130604428119438
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20169 out of 125315274094
3-year AVG21 out of 122372822421633

 

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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 164 out of 1281022798617
Week 1531 out of 131491486731116
Week 1458 out of 13197514096458
Week 13105 out of 1311091212777302
Week 1252 out of 130604428119438
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20169 out of 125315274094
3-year AVG21 out of 122372822421633
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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 164 out of 1281022798617
Week 1531 out of 131491486731116
Week 1458 out of 13197514096458
Week 13105 out of 1311091212777302
Week 1252 out of 130604428119438
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20169 out of 125315274094
3-year AVG21 out of 122372822421633
Please, blog, may I have some more?
PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 1531 out of 131491486731116
Week 1458 out of 13197514096458
Week 13105 out of 1311091212777302
Week 1252 out of 130604428119438
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
201612 out of 1414342763145
3-year AVG22 out of 122412722501833
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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 1458 out of 14197514096458
Week 13105 out of 1311091212777302
Week 1252 out of 130604428119438
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
201612 out of 1415062061155
3-year AVG22 out of 122442820491833
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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 1252 out of 130604428119438
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20167 out of 14131511551011
3-year AVG20 out of 122372817471735

Another week, another okay-ish result, but overall, Razzball is still holding strong in the top-10 for the season. This is the first week of Fantasy Football playoffs for many of us, so I know we’re all 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it’s more… it could be 98% scared and 2% excited. Actually, you know, I just quoted Armageddon, so I think we can just quickly move along to the rankings and pretend none of this ever happened…

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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 1135 out of 133812459331977
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20167 out of 1412851239920
3-year AVG20 out of 122362817421638

I know we have football starting pretty early tomorrow, and since we’ll all either be cooking, eating, and napping (or all of them at once, like me!), here are your Thanksgiving Day rankings a bit earlier than usual… (Happy Holidays everyone!)

Special Note: I just wanted to mention that our very own Tehol Beddict has been absolutely incredible the past month with his calls. A fourth place finish in Week 10 was followed up by a number one overall finish in Week 11. Be sure to check out his rankings here! And as always, if you need the hard data (hey baby) and projections, be sure to check out Rudy’s Pigskinator!

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Greetings! Loyal subjects, it brings me great honor to join you for another week where we can discuss the state of your fantasy football team while also throwing out guesses as to whom, between Christian Slater and Nicolas Cage, is packing the bigger papaya. Gotta be Cage, right? Anywhoosers, I had an absolutely stupendous time at the Seahawks game this weekend. Destroying the team that represents perennial losers like Meek Mill and the 76ers created immense joy inside of my once empty soul. However, I did stop at Buffalo Wild Wings on the way to Beddict Manor, as it’s where I met one of the friends of mine I took to the game. The food there is beyond godawful and I have absolutely no idea how this restaurant got so big. You’re telling me that no other company could create a similar sports bar (i.e. just a bunch of TVs), with EDIBLE food and waiters who aren’t high out of their minds? I haven’t been to Hooters in like five years but, oh ho-ho, that succulent meat is calling my name. Did you think I was talking about their chicken wings? That’s a negative, Ghostrider. Anyone been to Twin Peaks? There’s one close by and I’m highly intrigued. Let’s chat later about it.

I am Tehol Beddict and this is Disgrace/Delight! Take Heed!

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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 1059 out of 13346401021041540
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20167 out of 1342451141812
3-year AVG20 out of 122352817421636

Well, that was an average result. And you know what they say about being average. I doĀ :( Despite the lackadaisical results in Week 10, I’m proud to hoist Tehol up, as he finished fourth overall out of all experts last week. He would say it’s the “Elder Gods” will, but I think it’s more in line with his unending fantasy football knowledge and prowess. And that’s just another example of Tehol’s humble ways. Haha, okay, that one is definitely a stretch…

Here are your Week 11 Rankings!

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Greetings! Well, well, well, what has the doctor pulled out of the musty pudenda of FantasyPros, but yet another Lord Beddict top-five finish. I do this not to gloat (NEVER!), but to enlighten you to the fact that this is all not just some game to me. I take the NFL more seriously than I now take the risk of getting and/or giving STD’s, and if you’ve witnessed my unsheathed rapier, then certainly you’d know that it’s first coated in layer of hand sanitizer, then swaddled with saran wrap, fitted in sausage casing, followed by a bubble wrapping and a blue whale magnum, all before crevice entry. But, honestly, I have loved this sport immensely for more years than I care to count, and as my hair greys and my forehead wrinkles, it gives me some (very little) peace of mind knowing that my brobdingnagian love of the sport finally paid some dividend in my life. And to think, I’ve been waking up in cold sweats in the middle of a nightmare where I’m just falling into nothing, screaming at the top of my lungs in terror, asking myself why I’ve wasted so many hours of my life on this meaningless shit. Waking up to text my therapist, begging her to help me find some purpose in this life before being hit by a semi-truck on my five thousand dollar bike or having my penis and scrotum ripped to many, many, large pieces by a great white shark. But it seems all those what I thought were useless hours, I could have spent focusing on my real job, saving relationships or just living a decent life, actually paid off in a major way. What a time to be alive.

I am Tehol Beddict and this is Disgrace/Delight. Take Heed!!!

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PeriodRankQBRBWRTEKDST
Week 92 out of 13322076143318
Week 846 out of 134761390657333
Week 75 out of 13858236302256
Week 692 out of 1371016087631855
Week 59 out of 138423241125612
Week 45 out of 1416015649462
Week 322 out of 13941186221732
Week 296 out of 1399611638107138
Week 166 out of 1386373341163223
20166 out of 1364471037810
3-year AVG20 out of 122422817411635

Razzball had another strong week of results, with Tehol doing really well with Quarterbacks, above average in Running Backs and Kickers, and Rudy with Pigskinator ended up nailing the best rankings for Russell Wilson and Mike Wallace and was first overall for tight ends. If there was any other time to do well, this is it with the playoffs coming up soon. Myself, Rudy, and Tehol all hope that Razzball can help take you to the championship, and we’re going to be doing our best to do so until the end of time. END. OF. TIME. Like Highlander. Without all the decapitation. Ā Alright, enough of the generic (?) sales pitch, let’s get to your Week 10 Rankings!

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Greetings! What. Just. Happened? Six months ago, I would have literally bet my life against five grand that Donald Trump had zero shot at being the Republican nominee. Two months ago, I would have bet every red cent I have that he could not defeat Hillary Clinton in this epic battle for USA supremacy. It became quite apparent to me how insanely wrong I was about the whole sitch, right about when Trump did Killary like Frank Dukes did Chong Li in Bloodsport. One can only receive so many consecutive roundhouse kicks to the grill piece before they fall to the mat in a bloody and bruised pile of raw hamburger meat and shart-stained drawls. This is honestly the hugest upset in the history of politics, or maybe the biggest upset of any kind. I’m talking about in the history of the world. I am beyond shocked. A few months ago, I would have said I’m appalled, but Hillary is so insanely unlikable that the fact she could have been the first woman to preside over the United States of America wasn’t even an interesting story. Her campaign became desperate, as she posted edited attack ads going at Trump, making her look petty and weak. Not only did Trump win, but the Republicans managed to still maintain control of both the house and the senate! PLEASE RID THIS NATION OF THE DEATH TAX! This money has already been taxed. What right does the government have to it? Again, this money has already been taxed. I don’t even understand how this is a real thing. But, truly, this Trump shizz is beyond nuts, but kudos to him for staying the course and pulling it out. Imagine how incredible it would feel to win the Presidency after countless celebrities and people like Warren Buffett and Mark Cuban blasted him non-stop. I must say, that that’s quite impressive. You simply cannot deny this. Yes, my goodmen, Donald J. Trump got the last laugh here…

I am Tehol Beddict, and this is DisgraceĀ and Delight! Take heed!

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