So imagine you’re in an exclusive night club, you’ve got shorties around you in all direction, and it’s about as good as living can get – rivaling how Nick will feel if David Wilson has a breakout season.

Now imagine everyone wants in this same nightclub, but are waiting outside.  Sure you got a few shorties to spare, but they ain’t goin’ nowhere!  Thanks random italicized rapper!  Yeah – take that Grey – mine’s an artist.  So you have two options of keeping these scrubs out that wanna take all your shorties (aka fun).  First option is a bouncer who asks for a password.  And hey, the password can get shared around, that’s fine, at least all your attention can be on the shorties.  Or the second option is every single one trying to get in has to shoot you an e-mail.  That kind of data is gonna keep me from all these pics I’m taking with the shorties!  Trust me – this is going somewhere down the road…

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Hello Razzballers. We have made it through another regular season and somehow lived to tell the tale. It was touch and go there for a while though. Chris Johnson, Peyton Manning, Jamaal Charles, and quite a few others dashed our hopes against the fantasy rocks but some other beacons of hope floated out to save us in our time of need like Cam “Superman” Newton, Victor Cruz “Missile”, and Marshawn “Beast Mug” Lynch.

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