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The Razzball Podcast is now Razzball Radio and we’re going daily AND we’re going mobile. 

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2013 is [mostly] in the books!  And it’s our final episode of the year.  Instead of sapping up for the finals, we decide to end on an optimistic fashion forward note where we mock the first 2 rounds of the 2014 draft.  And I have to say, it got pretty crazy in there.  Nick mocked me, I mocked Nick, I apparently made a joke JayWrong made last week.  It was a mess!  Can you tell we drank away our playoff losing sorrows with egg nog and gin?  A lot of uncertainty will make next year’s draft a lot of fun, and probably nothing close to the lunacy we went through today… If you’re in the finals, good luck in getting that championship and I hope everyone had a fantastic 2013 season!

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Razzball Nation!  The Razzball pod is back with Nick, Jay and I all together at once for a fuller house than when the Olsen twins got old enough to be annoying.  But we’re such a happy family in the DraftKings.com studio!  I might bad mouth Nick a little by the water cooler, but that’s because he doesn’t let me gloat all over him about David Wilson!  Then again, Jay and I recap our own terrible hits and misses along before we recap a few upside plays we like for week 15.  I hope you survived the wintery blizzards and good luck in the playoffs!

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After a fantastic holiday where all of us at Razzball got out of the office to see our families, we’re back and bringing all three of the main hosts together with Nick letting JayWrong and I develop our never-ending man love.  I’ll set you up with someone, I promise!  Then we develop our idea for a Razzball get-together in DC/dating ritual for our boy Jay.  This week we also talk playoff strategy and where we think Josh Gordon will be drafted next year.  Some leagues start playoffs this week, others have one regular season game left, so good luck in week 14 in your march to the finals!

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With a chill in the air and a bite to the wind, the Razzball Podcast is back!  Nick had no other way to stay warm than pounding some Canadian whisky through the night, so he practiced the national remedy of hangover cures by sleeping outside naked in the negative temperature.  Well, he said it was negative Celsius, I don’t understand no metric!  Once Nick finally got into the studio, he and I recap week 12 on a frightfully cold Sunday including Josh Gordon’s big game, what to do with Tavon Austin at this point, and Nick’s strategy for DraftKings moving forward.  Then Sky calls in to let us know who to grab from the wire in your playoff push.  If you’re in a nail-biter in MNF, good luck tonight and have a great Thanksgiving!

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The Razzball Podcast returns, and appropriately for a week of no-shows from several fantasy studs, it’s only me manning the podcast with super producer Kyle turning the knobs.  We would survive a zombie invasion, Kyle!  I recap all the action from week 11 including the Bobby Rainey breakout, why I’m still in love with Kris Durham and my DraftKings picks in my quest for a ticket into the Week 17 Millionaire Finale.  I also go into why Nick’s Writers League team is a piece of hot garbage.  If your game hinges on tonight’s game, good luck and be rooting for my Panthers!

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The Razzball Podcast is back!  And since we taped on Tuesday whilst remembering our American and Canadian heroes, we’re previewing week 11 this week instead of recapping the past week – traveling to the future instead of the past!  We’re Back to the Future Part II instead of the original.  It’s a jam packed episode with Nick’s new hand-picked intern #8 (oh wait, that’s right, he has a name it’s Kyle) going over AFC matchups, Nick I preview the NFC including my raging Panthers while also hitting up DraftKings, Sky calls in with wire pickups for the home stretch and Murph recaps the past week’s injuries.  So much going on that we had to stay professional throughout!

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Well Nick tried to work some Podcast Hosting mojo, and pumped up a special guest that never showed.  That’s how to promo Nick!  Maybe I’m just bitter because at the end he fired everyone. What is this, the Podcast Apprentice?  You need a haircut Nick.  Or maybe us regulars are all supposed to feel special…  Despite our Podcast Czar running the show like, well, a Czar, Nick and I talk NFC notes including the historic Nick Foles game, Jay calls in and goes over AFC news including his terrible Chargers losing in OT, and Sky lets us know who to grab off the wire.  Nick then relives his college days from the 1930s and pulls a G.O.B. at the Bluth company Christmas party.  I’ll accept Nick dressed in a banana suit next week as an apology…  Good this week and in your push to the playoffs!

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What a huge Sunday it was in the midway week, as Calvin Johnson had the most receiving yards in a 4-quarter game in NFL history and the Cowboys gave up yet another heartbreaking loss.  Nick and I go over that game plus everything NFC, then JayWrong calls in to review a big week in the AFC.  Marvin Jones just caught another touchdown!  Sorry I missed it during my spot on the pod, but RCL top scorer through Sunday goes out to the Redeye Raiders in Take on Jaywrong League with 213 points!  Megatron and Brees shall lead you to the promised land.  Nice work Redeye!  We also cover another big week in DraftKings and Murph calls in with the injury report.  Have a great 2nd half to the Fantasy Football season!

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