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Why did I pick up Bobby Rainey, the guy who was waived by the Cleveland Browns back in October? This move makes me feel dirty, not pigpen dirty, but the I just picked up a hooker in an alley dirty. Maybe I should go back to the beginning. *wavy lines wavy lines wavy lines* I drafted Doug Martin in the hopes he would lead me to championship glory. He’s PPR gold and that’s all I play, standard makes me fall asleep from boredom. But nope, that was an unwise selection. Hey I listened to Sky and I was so pissed at him that I hopped on a little plane, flew to where he lives, got drunk and told him off. What can I say, I really think my insults are better in person. OK, now I grab Mike James who drops 158 on the Seahawks and makes me think that maybe I scored some pure lottery type luck. Nope, that’s strike two on your hopes and dreams. Now what do I do, Tampa is cursed, they lost their QB who woke up one day and said “I suck”, a bunch of them got MRSA, their coach is a dick, and now Brian Leonard is the lead back. Wait!….What? Bobby Rainey looked so good on Monday night, “well Jack he was playing the weak rush D of the Dolphins”, that is true diligent commenter. But Really? I know what I’ll do, I’ll grab both and beat the devil at his own game. Damn, this shizz is making me depressed. Rainey has the upside here. If you don’t already own him I would grab him. Bucs are showing signs of life and I think every current and former Browns running back is better than T-Rich. Yup, I would drop T-Rich for Rainey. If you’re going to go for it then I would go grab Rainey and hopefully the curse of the Bucs is over and they all play really well ROS.

I hope no one minds but Prezzi said he was going to do freestyles to the entire list or something like that. Let’s sit back and judge him….harshly. No I’m kidding, be kind, He’s sensitive like this guy. In honor of my first baseball article of the year I will now cross promote.

FUZZY HANDCUFFS - They’re fun, sexy, and when someone breaks them out it’s good times ahead

1) CJ Spiller (Fred Jackson, Tashard Choice)

2) Ryan Matthews (Danny Woodhead, Ronnie Brown)

3) Rashard Mendenhall (Andre Ellington, Alfonso Smith, Stepfan Taylor)

4) Darren Sproles (Pierre Thomas Khiry Robinson)

5) Reggie Bush (Joique Bell)

6) Giovanni Bernard (BenJarvus Green-Ellis)

7)  Trent Richardson (Donald Brown, Daniel Herron)

8)  Steven Ridley (Shane Vereen, Brandon BoldenLeGarrette Blount)

9) Darren McFadden (Rashad Jennings, Marcel Reece)

STANDARD ISSUE POLICE CUFFS – Ever sat on a curb while your car was searched? Been in the back of a cruiser piss drunk after getting this ridiculous haircut….in week 6? Get caught by Five-O while taking a leak behind a dumpster and were worried you would have to register as a sex offender for indecent exposure? Like the strength of those cuffs, these cuffs are worth owning or being heavily watched in 10 team and up leagues. These backs are in split situations, have fuzzy cuff potential, and are solid fill ins when the starter is out.

10) Brian Leonard (Bobby Rainey)

11) DeAngelo Williams (Mike Tolbert, Jonathan Stewart, Kenjon Barner)

12) Alfred Morris (Roy Helu, Evan Roysteer)

13) Steven Jackson (Jaquizz Rodgers, Jason Snelling)

14) Knowshon Moreno (Ronnie Hillman,  Montee Ball)

15) DeMarco Murray (Joseph Randle,Phillip Tanner,Lance Dunbar)

16) Willis McGahee (Chris Ogbonnaya, Fozzie Whittaker) 

17) Andre Brown (Peyton Hillis, Michael Cox, Brandon Jacobs)

18) Ben Tate (Dennis Johnson, Javarris Williams, Deji Karim)

19) LeSean McCoy (Bryce Brown, Chris Polk)

20) Chris Johnson (Shonn Greene, Jackie Battle)

21) Chris Ivory (Bilal Powell, Tommy Bohanon)

DUCT TAPE - Handcuffs of the homemade variety? Hey, you might be in a pinch and looking around your garage and you find man’s 2nd best tool, don’t make me explain our 1st. In the right instance they can be as secure as Tehol at a Victoria’s Secret model party or as volatile as Jaywrong trying to navigate the dating scene in the D.C. area. The thing with duct tape is you never know how it’s going to hold up, I’ve seen it last anywhere from a day to 10 years, you never know. These backs may be sexy but we’ll never know, back up studs, or are left for dead on really bad teams.  Add at your own risk of never playing them.

22) Frank Gore (Kendall Hunter, LaMichael James, Anthony Dixon)

23) Eddie Lacy (James Starks, Johnathan Franklin )

24) Maurice Jones Drew (Denard Robinson, Justin Forsett, Jordan Todman)

25) Ray Rice (Bernard Pierce, Shaun Draughn)

26) Zac Stacy (Daryl Richardson, Isaiah Pead, Benny Cunningham)

27) Lamar Miller (Daniel Thomas, Mike Gillislee, Marcus Thigpen)

28) Marshawn Lynch (Robert Turbin, Christine Michael)

29) Matt Forte (Michael Bush, Michael Ford)

30) Jamaal Charles (Knile Davis, Cyrus Grey)

31) Le’Veon Bell (Felix Jones, Johnathan Dwyer)

32) Adrian Peterson (Toby Gerhart)

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  1. Adam Jonesin says:
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    J, i want to add a DEF for this week, but don’t want to drop SF because I like their schedule for my playoffs (@TB, ATL). Who should I drop? (start 1qb/2wr/2rb/te/flex)
    Foles, Ryan
    Demariyus, Gordon, Cooper, Allen, Colston, Roddy
    AP, Lacy, Ridley, Vereen
    Vernon

  2. Curt says:
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    In a keeper league, who would you keep for next year, Arien Foster or Doug Martin??

    • malamoney says:
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      @Curt: Martin

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Curt: Martin

  3. Frank White says:
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    Sup bro.. Are the guys that your picking, the guys you like, the ones that are highlighted??

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Frank White: Highlited players are the handcuffs

  4. Frank White says:
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    Oh forget it… I just read more into it.. My bad. Lol I asked a bunch of guys if they would rather have Pierre or Sproles on there team and they all said Pierre, So that’s why I was wondering why you put Sproles first?

    • Frank White says:
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      But thats why I should read before I write… Sorry

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Frank White: No worries, I like PT Cruiser too.

  5. David says:
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    Better Lottery RB for the rest of the year in my 12 team PPR league D Johnson or Obanaya?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @David: Johnson

  6. Flipper Anderson says:
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    Which three RBs this week: rice, leonard, jaquizz, mendenhall?

    Thanks for the advice

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @J-FOH: wow, jacquizz must feel really bad to be behind mendenhall.

        • J-FOH says:
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          @goodfold2: we call him jac now

  7. Justin says:
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    Great work as always man. Im having big time lineup decisions this week. Have to start someone at wr3 and flex. Please help . Pick 2. Amendola roddy ruben randel. And ray rice or ridley. I have amendola and rice in there now…Thanks for the help

    • Justin says:
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      @Justin: Forgot to mention its a 1 point ppr league.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Justin: Roddy and Rice

  8. Todd says:
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    Yo j-foh! Always da best advice!

    I got San Fran def I think they are turning into a must start but I’m a little worried about this week with a matchup with the saints. Is it worth picking up another def(I have an open roster spot) or stick with them this week?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Todd: If the right D is there, Detroit, Cleveland and New Orleans might be nice plays that could be available in FA pool

  9. Todd says:
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    New Orleans is available but I don’t like the matchup with a good San Fran offense. Other options are San Diego playing a dolphins team with half an o line. Giants playing a rodgersless Green Bay. Jets at buffalo. Or Tampa bay hosting struggling Atlanta. What do you think? San Fran is still projected to top all these def

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Todd: jets

      • Todd says:
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        @J-FOH: thanks j-foh!

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Todd: I’ll be pulling for you

  10. Mike says:
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    Ben Tate or Riley cooper at Flex??
    Standard league
    Thx!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Mike: Tate

  11. Mike says:
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    Jets or Browns Def??
    Weather should be bad in both games
    Thanks!!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Mike: Jets

  12. Mike says:
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    Riley cooper or josh Gordon ??
    Standard league

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Mike: Cooper, but it’s close. I’m going for TD upside here

  13. Randy says:
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    Who do you suggest at flex in a standard league out of Spiller, Vereen, and Keenan Allen? I could also pick up Colston, Bucs RBs, J-Stew or Medenhall. Also, I picked up the Bills this week because of the Chiefs’ matchup, because they are at home vs. a relatively weak offense, but am second guessing this, as they are not too reliable. Would you rather start a team like the Giants, Dolphins, or Saints, or just stick with the Bills in a league where yards/points allowed count? Thanks!

  14. Curt says:
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    PPR league, need 2 between Gio, Sproles, Woodhead or Leveon Bell.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Curt: Gio and woodhead

  15. Mike says:
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    Tate or Ellington at flex?
    Standard league
    Thanks!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Mike: ells

  16. Prez says:
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    Lemme start by off by sayin you dont know jack, son!
    Wouldnt trust my guinea pig to Jackson… Step back, son..
    Buy dre dre ellington!
    Just started up man, im far from done..
    cuz its really goin down..
    Colts shoulda saved the pick and rolled with donald brown! Clowns..
    In your league this week,im rollin out mccown. Wow..
    And in the rcl cuz i lost rodgers..
    Rhymes so sick they should pay me like the dodgers!
    Flow like water.. so i make it rainey,
    Wanna hear more raps?
    Well youre gonna have to pay me..

    Ohhhhhhhhhh

    *Drops mic*

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Prez: You get a B for that and I didn’t know you have a guinea pig

      • Prez says:
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        @J-FOH:

        Disclaimer: i dont own a guinea pig…

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Prez: …anymore

          • Prez says:
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            @J-FOH: R.I.P Peebles

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Prez: Gareth got a hold of it didn’t he. Death by rectum. So sad :-(

              • Prez says:
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                @J-FOH: HA! DBR… Over/under set to 5 for amount of back-to-back comments on greys first post…

                Im takin the easy money and goin with the over…

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @Prez: G6 for me. Guy is going to comment sploog all over the post wedding post. 3 will be about the indians and at least one about francona winning manager of the year

  17. David says:
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    Is Donald Brown even a handcuff anymore? I picked him up and might even use him next week when Gio is on a bye. I feel like the Colts are going to end up giving him more carries than T-Rich at some point (if they haven’t already)

    • J-FOH says:
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      @David: He’s in a split situation. T-Rich is technically the starter and has been awful. This situation is similar to the Bengals earlier in the year and the BIlls now. Jackson has been far superior to Spiller but is still considered the back up

  18. Randy says:
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    Who do you suggest at flex in a standard league out of Spiller, Vereen, and Keenan Allen? I could also pick up Colston, Bucs RBs, J-Stew or Medenhall. Also, I picked up the Bills this week because of the Chiefs’ matchup, because they are at home vs. a relatively weak offense, but am second guessing this, as they are not too reliable. Would you rather start a team like the Giants, Dolphins, or Saints, or just stick with the Bills in a league where yards/points allowed count? Thanks!

  19. J-FOH says:
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    Saints. Are jets available? Allen

  20. Jiggy Nits says:
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    So… You would drop T-Rich for Rainey. What about Colston?

    Guess what I have them both! I need a flex play this week, who would you rather start out of the three, and which two would you want ROS (should I drop one for Rainey?)

    Thanks for the great help all season.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Jiggy Nits: hard to start t-rich because he played Thursday. Colston and rainey. Whats in fa pool?

      • Jiggy Nits says:
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        @J-FOH: haha good point… whoops. FAS:

        RB: mostly handcuffs and guys like starks, powell, Ogbonnaya, ball, blount, bryce brown

        WR: Boykin, holmes, cord patterson, rishard matthews, manningham, cobb, little

        TE: tim wright, clark, pettigrew, carlson

        12 team, FA’s pretty depleted… but I feel like waiting a week on rainey with him perfoming means I wont get him.

        • Jiggy Nits says:
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          @Jiggy Nits: TRich will go for sure as a lottery ticket to someone.

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Jiggy Nits: grab boykin

  21. mcBlunty says:
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    flex spot, full ppr need either jordan cameron or ben tate

  22. Harris says:
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    S.Jax or Rainey? S.Jax and his total of 1 pt over the last two weeks is trying to destroy my season. Do I let him continue his destruction today?

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