As I’m typing this, Ahmad Bradshaw and the Colts are in ‘heavy negotiations’ for Ahmad to be in Indy for 2013 and it makes me ask the question ‘what exactly does heavy negotiations mean?’ Are you all just farting around the rest of the time having light negotiations? We weren’t really serious the two days prior. In fact, we were really just here for the bottled water and muffins but now we’re, like, totally into it. In either case, I’m gonna live dangerously and say that this deal will be done before I’m finished typing this paragraph and if it isn’t, well I ain’t deletin’ $hit cuz I do believe Bradshaw will officially be a Colt prior to training camp which officially means Vick Ballard will go slide, slide, slippety slide in our 2013 Fantasy Football Rankings this year. Not that I was high on him to begin with but I will admit he felt like a safe RB2 type this year when I wrote my Vick Ballard Fantasy over the off-season. With Ahmad’s eventual signing, we now have an embarrassment of riches at the RB position to start the year and I’ll admit it has me giddy like a school girl and no doubt you as well. Wanna braid hair together? Eh, I said ‘LIKE a school girl’, imaginary reader. Oh, so I guess going to the little girls room to talk is out of question now… Indeed it is, I.R., indeed it is. But where was I? Oh yeah, Ahmad on the Colts makes sense. He’s a great pass blocker which should really help Andrew Luck and he’s always been good when healthy. Just realize Ahmad has only played one full season over the course of 6 years so you’re gonna need to handcuff him with Ballard or possibly Donald Brown if something goes awry in training camp. But enough about that, let’s take a look at some other news that’s happened for the 2013 fantasy football season…
Kellen Winslow – Got invited to a tryout with the Jets. His competition at TE – Cumberland – is actually a sash you wear along with a dinner jacket so he’s got a good chance of making the team. J-E-S-T, JEST, JEST, JEST! But in all seriousness, he’s one year removed from 75 reception, 763 yard season so he might be of interest in deeper PPR leagues if he makes the roster.
Tim Tebow – Signed with the Patriots…BWAHAHAHA…BWAHAHAHA…and I’m dead like this is ‘the funniest joke in the world’ skit via Monty Python and for that matter, now so are you. I have no idea why he was signed. Maybe he moves in the same prayer circles as the Pats owner or said his ‘GWG’ bracelet stands for ‘Go With Gronk’. Whatever the reason is, I’ll bet Tom Brady’s exciting new hairstyle that he won’t be a part of the team when real games get played.
