Welcome back, my Horde! I am sorry that I once again had to leave you in the lurch last week. I know how you so depend on your weekly interactions with me, not only for spank bank fodder, but your required human socialization as well. It turns out that Mother Goddess was ill and being the sensational daughter that I am, she had to come before all of your perverted needs. Needless to say, she is on the mend and has given me permission to attend to your needs now. Ugh, it is so trying being so in demand, but I understand your addiction. I am quite charming, after all. So, first things first, how did you fare in Week 4? Me? Not so good. I was beaten so badly that Chris Brown Tweeted that he had nothing to do with it and was nowhere around me at the time. I swear. Look it up. I am chalking this week’s shellacking up to being a good daughter and not prioritizing Fantasy Football over Mother Goddess’s health and well-being. So, for those of you who went up against me this past week, enjoy the freebee, because I don’t come cheap. I also managed to lose some of my muscle on my teams to my Black Widow Curse, so it is good to know that at least that is consistent. I am sure that you all got nailed too (and not in a good way). So, without further ado, let’s see what I can do to assist you in repairing your damaged rosters with this week’s edition of Hit it or quit it, Week 5.Please, blog, may I have some more?