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The 2009 offseason has had its share of big moves, but what do those moves mean to fantasy owners in 2009? Are we getting Randy Moss to Oakland, or Randy Moss to New England? While most marquee trades and free agent signings are hyped by team media personnel as an “excellent addition” or “a perfect fit”, they don’t always end up as successful transactions.

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LenDale White lost his patented nickname “Smash” when his nickname compatriot, Chris “Dash” Johnson, struck out on his own and made up one of the worst knicknames of all time, “Every Coaches Dream.” Huh?  That’s not a nickname.  So after this devesatating loss LenDale went on a diet during the offseason and lost thirty pounds of LenWhale blubber. 

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All of your local fantasy football establishments are unshuttering their windows and adjusting their eyes to the 2009 NFL season.  We here at Razzball are happy to help all you fake footballers take those first shaky steps this year.  Our top ten NFL players have enough upside to tan your backside, but they are the least likely to ask you to break off a nice green switch from the elm.

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