Another season is upon us and the most important piece of your fantasy puzzle has yet to be decided, yes, your team name. You may have your favorites or your inside joke name that only your incredibly dorky friends get (yes, you are the only cool one). And that is all good, but sometimes you just need to let it all hang out and if you name your team Grizzly Camel Clutches or Mutilating Holepunchers or even Disemboweling Erector Sets then you’ve got yourself an original, possibly avant-garde team name that will blow Favre From Over, Vick In A Box or even Jason Avant-Garde out of the water and might just make you the next Rimbaud if you play your cards right. With a name like Butchering Overboard Seamen you will have an instant advantage.
If you choose correctly your league mates just might reconsider your sanity and once you’ve got them off kilter you’ve already won the battle. These team names are the first weapon to wield in your ascent to fantasy dominance, but use them carefully. With this much power comes great responsibility. And we don’t want any lawsuits.
The Fantasy Football Team Name Generator can be accessed by clicking back there a few words. Go ahead, generate your favorites and post them in the comments. It will make you a better human being.
Sexually Confused Cinderellas!
Plundering Ewings!!?!
Ha, Pulverizing Fawns, YEASTY TACO SALADS. Nasty.
Hmm… looks like I may be rooting for the Carlsbad Van Hagars this year.
Bloody Shuttlecocks? But I was told I’d only go blind.
@Grey: You were misinformed!
@emceeperiod: mmmm, yeasty taco salads.
@Thunder Dan: I hear the Van Hagars live in those caverns now. You have to pay them a shiny nickel to get in.
You know what else is cool to do is go to those Wu tang name generators. Google it, there’s like 3 or 4 out there. I can’t remember the best one but you’ll know it when you see it.
My Wu name is partially formed transformah. http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl. by the way, don’t want to deflect traffic from your team name generator, so feel free to delete my posts if you want…except for the yeasty taco salads one!
@emceeperiod: Ha, no worries. Love me some Wu Tang!
Yo, there’s no link to this page from razzball.com that’s probably why there’s not many comments…just from your twitter followers.
Ass Backwards Baboons
To complete the joke, search the Internet for a picture of a baboon’s butt. You can’t make this stuff up.
haha love Will’s!
I got Tempermental Penal Codes my 1st try.
HOW ABOUT: ” HOLY SHIFT”
Drowning Gremlins
Fantasy team names
if you have 2 owners for one team your name could be:
Rib Eye & steak Eye
Chinstrap Hecklers
Maddenites
Madden Mini Me’s
The Gurulistics
Sunday Guru’s
Pigskin Assasin’s
Matchup Mayham’s
or solo
I’m Rick James Bitch
4th & inches
Little thirst over here
all about the matchup’s
Fantasy over Reality
or MILF= More Into League Fantasy
made them up myself but have seen a few before!!
I’ve got one that I’ve used before that may work under the “Items that may include ground meat” category,
Tumultuous Tarragons
its often too long to show up properly on league websites so I used it only once.
What bout the Megatron Johnsons
Dixon Cider
Mississippi Shiners
Suck Mike Ditka
Cow Tipping Dwarfs
Plundering bunnies
Illegal Touching
Molesting Gargamels
Mashed Mice
Ill-Tempered Tribal Warlords
Heather Grey Beaver Traps
Festering Gremlins
East St. Louis Pretty Boy Floyds
Fuchsia Gorbachevs
Defiling Sloppy Joes
I must cease this activity.
MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS or Sreaming Scoregasms
Ya gotta enjoy a good Scream a good score and a great ‘Gasm :)
haha “Choking Sleeper Holds”…that is just awesome!
NUCLEAR McNUGGETS
Now I find that soooooooooooooo stupid, that its really hilarious.
I ended up naming a team after that!
Butte Torpedoes
I got Giggling Sphinx Tours on my first try. nice.
Castrating Franfurters lol
Castrating Frankfurters lol
Festering Eye Gouges
Yeasty Holepunchers
Bloody Penal Codes
Trampling Knobturners
Bitchy Wood
Surly Manholes
What a great 5 minute brain break from work!
Nuclear Tribal Warlords …. I love it. Ok this is going to make a killer name for my AFL supercoach team. Thanks heaps.