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Greetings all! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, writers league defending champion, international male model and fantasy guru. I come to you today to speak of what will be an eventual champion fantasy football roster. Thus far I’ve never guaranteed a title and didn’t end up victorious. This year will be no different. I’m still not clear if this is a ppr league or not but based on my roster it’s truly not going to matter either way. Take heed.

 

So I, the legend that is Mr. Beddict, came up with 3rd pick in the draft this year. I would have preferred to be around the 7-10 range but it’s hard to complain when you’re a champion and have women twerking on you daily like they were Miley Cyrus.  I drafted Spiller, who if healthy will have a record challenging overall season. If this is truly a ppr league(CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CLARIFY) then I’m even more enthusiatic about the pick. Of course Spiller is prone to injuries now and again and if he goes down your boy Beddict is going to be in trouble. But hey, I lost McCoy for most of last season and still got the mission accomplished like my man Tom Cruise.

The running backs were going quicker than angel dust at Aaron Hernandez’s crib so I was forced to choose between Ryan Matthews and Daryl Richardson in the freaking FOURTH round! All this talk of Woodhead claiming all the 3rd down plays had me shook. Of course Matthews came out and looked great in the last Chargers preseason game and made me instantly regret my decision. On the other hand, Richardson could be great in ppr league, as he has explosive ability and will end up cradling more balls than Jenna Jameson at an orgy at the Dallas Cowboys “Whitehouse.” Yes, I’ve been told it still exists.

I needed at least one of the big dog receivers and Calvin, Dez and A.J. Green were gone, so I snagged the legend that is Julio Jones in the second. Julio has been blessed by the Elder Gods with massive size and explosive capibilities and I for one am expecting a monsterous season out of him. I added another wideout with Randall Cobb, maybe reaching a bit on him in the third, but the upside makes me harder than a slab of concrete in the dead of winter. Expect him to go HAM this year and I’m not speaking of sandwiches. T.Y. Hilton, Josh Gordon and undrafted rookie Kenbrell Thompkins fill out my WR spots. Thompkins could have major value in ppr and the other two are both scoring 8 TD’s minimum out of my flex spot.

Is this the year Vernon Davis finally repeats his incredible season from a few years back? I’ll say he gets close anyway, and with the niners missing Crabtree and Manningham and I can’t for the life of me, envision Kappy not force feeding this physcial freak the rock. Just to be sure I grabbed Jared Cook in round 11, which is going to look like an absolute steal. Multiple football analysts have spoken of how great Cook looks and I witnessed him going off in the Rams last preseason game.

Kaepernick and both share a love for exotic women, rad tatoos and our hot bodies so it was only right I draft him in the 5th round. He did fill in nicely for me last season and I told anyone that would listen how nasty this man truly was. He is an unstoppable weapon of mass destruction and I fully plan on unleashing him on the oppositon.

Some side notes on the draft here: Sky truly believes in Ahmad Bradshaw……………..I can’t display my true feelings without the risk of being fired but let’s just say I’m not a fan. Tom Brady was a steal as he dropped to the end of the 5th round which was insane.

I was given a B-plus grade by yahoo and I thought to be pretty accurate. I didn’t dominate the draft, but it’s hard to do when competing with so many visionaries, excluding Capozzi of course. After winning the football title last season and absoutely crushing the baseball writers league as we speak, I just don’t know how long my superiority can continue. Who am I kidding? Superior is my middle name and the league is mine. Goodnight Irene.

 

  1. Kobayashi Maru says:
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    Someone just dropped Cincinatti in my league, I’ve got the Seahawks so I don’t need them, but two teams didn’t draft defenses, planning to add them later on, should I drop Bernard Pierce from my bench and grab up Cincinatti to weaken my opponents, or hold him for the upside?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Kobayashi Maru: probably hold. I like pierce.

    • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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      @Kobayashi Maru: Yeah that’s not a good strategy.

  2. Tehol Beddict says:
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    Probably just hold. It’s not that serious. I like pierce

  3. hooverviille says:
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    I’m a big fan in VD this year.. umm Vernon Davis, I wonder why that nickname never caught on. Anyways, do you like Jared Cook over Jordan Cameron? It looks like they’re going at about the same place in drafts lately. Cook is still available in my league, I’m rocking Cameron on the bench right now.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @hooverviille: both have HUGE upside cook has more freakish speed and cameron seems a little smoother. Very tough call but personally I went cook and personally I have VD

  4. Black & White says:
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    Okay, let’s get a quick grading on my team please! 10 team H2H PPR

    QB Russell Wilson
    RB Jamaal Charles
    RB Alfred Morris
    WR Dwayne Bowe
    WR Antonio Brown
    TE Jimmy Graham
    Flex David Wilson
    D Rams
    K Justin Tucker

    B Rob Gronkowski
    B Gio Bernard
    B Lance Moore
    B Le’Veon Bell
    B Kenbrell Thompkins

    Obviously need to move one of those TE’s. Would like to package them with someone and get a top WR in return.

    • frankgrimes says:
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      @Black & White: For shallow league your team good but personally i don’t like your WRs. With the flex I would not trade a TE unless I was getting top 5 WR maybe move a RB instead.

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Black & White: damn Son!!!! Graham and Gronk!!! My wet dream cum true. Grimes here doenst like ur wideouts but look you have two tight ends who put up ELITE receiver type numbers with the Tds so its not gonna cost you plus with brown getting injured for giants you have 3 elite level running back along with my boy Wiiiiiiiiiiiillson! i think wilson is a tad overhyped but will still be rock solid. I i even like rams defense. I think Brown is underrated and lance moore can get the job done as well. I took Thomkins as well so we shall soon find out if he is legit. even the benard and bell picks were rock solid, more so bernard. I can’t even front dog, I got to give you an A PLUS . kudos

  5. frankgrimes says:
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    what RBs you pass to take Cobb? your bench is pretty weak. I would have taken TRich at 3. Gordon is nice pick. At least you didnt end up with SJax. Your twitter comments are hilarious(mostly).

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @frankgrimes: mostly? hahah did I say something offensive? or just unfunny? for cobb I passed on sproles(i didnt know this was ppr), Murray, Wilson(brown wasn’t hurt yet), mcFadden and Lacy. I like Murray but I’m betting Cobb fucking goes off this season. my bench is very weak but where I make my money is on the waiver wire my friend.

      • frankgrimes says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: the whole Cobb playing hurt thing is what worries me.

  6. Big Man on Campus says:
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    Fuck the Haters go back 2 back like the Heat!!! On a side note Lacy or Austin, who will have a bigger impact at their respective positions as a rookie?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Big Man on Campus: im liking austin better. I highly doubt lacey gets 1000 yards though he will get some short yardage tubs. I like austin especially in leagues with return yardage obviously

  7. Margarita Mama says:
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    @Tehol – I hate my team. Drank way too many bloody mary’s before draft. 12 team PPR. Any advice on trades I could propose? HELP!
    QB Brees
    RB LeSean McCoy
    RB Darren McFadden
    WR Danny Amendola
    WR Erick Decker
    TE Kyle Rudolph
    Flex Jordy Nelson
    Bench: Bryce Brown, Dwyer, Vick, Jared Cook, Helu, Tolbert, Christine Michael

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Margarita Mama: waaazzzzzup Mama!!! well, you could test waters on McFadden but prob wont find anything to your liking, though someone might still believe in him. Brees is your most tradeable asset as you can insert Vick and pray to the Gods he stays healthy as he will put up numbers there. your bench is worthless barring injuries except for Cook who someone might have interest in if he balls out week one which I think he will. I think you gonna be ok though Mama. your starting lineup is nice. you could try and flip brees for like a julio jones type or big time receiver but most likely would have to settle for a tier below. Actually you should probably trade him for a running back. float that around for the best back you can get. Thanks for reading

  8. frankgrimes says:
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    Andre Johnson or Cobb?
    Amendola or Cruz?
    Garçon or Nelson?

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @frankgrimes: Garcon over Nelson no doubt. I say Andre even though I believe I took Cobb above him in a draft or two. Amendola and cruz a toss up though I think Id go amendola. thanks for stopping in playboy

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        @Tehol Beddict: What’s your thoughts about the Gronk?
        Keeper draft is tomorrow I have 2RBs with picks 10 n 15 and an extra third at #31.
        I grab WR in first (7wr kept) but keep debating that Gronk is good risk at 15 since I doubt he is
        there for my next pick.
        So is the drop off for WR2 worth the Gronk risk/reward?
        Would you rather draft a Garçon or Amendola and see if Gronk makes it back around Or take Gronk and my WR2 is more like Mike Williams/Wallace?

        • Tehol Beddict

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @frankgrimes: i mean thinking about it id prob rank amendola above cruz but its really tough call for me. I love da Gronkster. again its a very tough call cuz I like garcon SO much more than mike williams and wallace but if gronk is anywhere near full strength he could have garcon type numbers from the tight end spot. go gronk and hopefully a wideout drops.

        • Tehol Beddict

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @frankgrimes: check that. gronk is out first two weeks. take garçon

          • frankgrimes says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: thanks for the input sir. I’m high on garçon this year as well. Obviously it all depends on who is available when that pick comes up.

            • Tehol Beddict says:
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              @frankgrimes: anytime big Frank

  9. jordan73 says:
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    Opinions on my team, please. 10-team PPR Auction draft, and the scoring is pretty balanced. Last season, the top 25 offensive players were 5 RB, 10 WR, 10 QB, just to lend some perspective.

    QB Stafford
    RB MJD
    RB Bush
    WR Megatron
    WR Fitzgerald
    TE Davis
    Flex Cruz
    K Prater
    Def Seattle

    Bn Kaepernick
    Bn David Wilson
    Bn Jennings
    Bn K. Thompkins
    Bn Decker
    Bn Sudfeld

    My plan was to have my main players to all share the same bye (Week 9), so I succeeded there, but it meant spending big on WR. Am I good enough at RB, or should I see if I can swing a trade ?

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @jordan73: @jordan73: Wow man I really like your team a great deal. Im extremely high on Bush and MJD should be solid. Megatron the legend and fitz could have major year as well and my projections on vern make him the 2 or 3 tight end overall in my book. Kaepernick could end up being better than stafford but maybe not but you’re set there and could end up trading one of them for a hog. You may end up wanting to start david wilson over MJD or bush since he’s gonna go off. Kenbrell thomkins looks great so far but we shall see on him and you could do worse than jennings though i think he’s not gonna put up anything too great. oh wow and I just decker. you are fuckin stacked man. I see championship. Couldn’t have done it any better myself

  10. Shake N Bacon says:
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    You had McCoy last year (probably your 1st round pick) and you still won the league? Did you hit it big on Dougie Fresh or something?

    Why does my Chrome browser on my Mac no let me see your team?

    You a little nervous about your RB situation?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Shake N Bacon: I forget who I had at running back last year other than gore. THink i rode bryce brown for a few weeks. But uhhh yea Im extremely nervous about running back situation in this league haha. they were literally all gone so early. One injury and im starting backup tailbacks. I didnt even handcuff spiller haha with fred jackson. its all bad haha or Pead for Rams. Hoping Bell comes back earlier than expected. Im extremely explosive at every other spot so im feelin good

      • Shake N Bacon says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Yeah your other positions are stacked. I have Bell too. His injury sounds less severe every day it seems. I think he takes over the starting job when he’s healthy. Let’s hope so, at the least.

        I guess you could always trade if you needed to.

        I like Jared Cook a lot this year.

        I think the new touchdown dance this year will be twerkin’ with the tongue out. Goodell won’t know what hit him!

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Shake N Bacon: that sounds hot, bacon. might work better as a sack dance. im ready for it

  11. kisses says:
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    Good lord! Somehow I survived a 14 Man PPR draft last night (FA is going to be so rough…). I’m not sure why I allowed those last two guys in. Maybe it was for a bigger $ pot… Anyway, drafted and went to bed – way too stressful. Checking team for the first time now and would love a little feedback.

    QB Stafford
    RB Rice
    RB MJD
    WR Andre
    WR DeSean
    WR Hilton
    TE Pettigrew
    D/ST 49ers
    K Hauschka

    BN Pierre Thomas
    BN Woodhead
    BN Jacoby Jones
    BN Doug Baldwin
    BN Donnie Avery
    BN Patton
    BN Gresham

    Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @kisses: you want it, you got it Kisses. I see you have two solid former first round tight ends but neither seems to put up real relevant fantasy numbers though pettigrew could have bigger year this season. I would have liked to see jared cook or fred davis but hey thats just me. You’re receivers are pretty solid for a 14 team league as I love Hilton this year as well as Desean more than most people do so kudos to you there. LOVE niners Defense. To get RIce and MJD in 14 team league and have solid wideouts deserves major kudos to you and I believe stafford could be top 5 qb no problemo. Like Jacoby jones on bench. patton nice pickup for upside. avery who knows? Pierre is ok if you have emergency situation on your hands. u may want to drop baldwin or another wideout to handcuff a running back or bring in antoher running back or you could wait and try to hit waiver wire. love the team bud

  12. Bill says:
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    Wanted your thoughts on my team and who I should use as my Flex (RB/WR) position for Week 1 (Leaning towards Miles Austin). This is a 14-man standard points league:

    QB: Matthew Stafford
    RB: Doug Martin
    RB: Ray Rice
    WR: Demaryius Thomas
    WR: Pierre Garcon
    FLEX: Gionvanni Bernard
    TE: Jared Cook
    D/ST: Arizona Cardinals
    K: Matt Prater

    BN: Miles Austin
    BN: Bryce Brown
    BN: Michael Floyd
    BN: DeAndre Hopkins
    BN: Jordan Cameron
    BN: Kendall Wright

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Bill: well you hit the nail on the head broseph. Austin no doubt. he could have BIG year. set it and forget it playa

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