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The Master Standings can be found here. You can also find a link to them in the drop-down menu above, under “Leagues.” There is an explanation of the scoring at the bottom of the standings. A win in the semifinals in week 15 is worth 350 points, while a win on the consolation side can still move you up in the overall standings with 50 points on the line.

Moffitt Divers (Cracklin’ Brats) bounced back from their first loss to finish atop the standings at the end of the regular season. The only 13-win team stretched their lead to 397 over Crimson Baboons (Fantasy Razzball), who finished with twelve wins and the most points scored (1564). Four other teams were also 12-2: Hurricane Ditka (Roughing The Razzballs), Planet 10 (Cracklin’ Brats), King Daddy Crunch (Foosball RCL), and The Defenestrators (Jump Suit Pursuit).

You Said It Wouldn’t Get Weird was the top-scoring league for the regular season with 13,489 points. Mayor Quimby`s Militia was next with 13,471. The average was 13,193.

The top 10 scorers for the week:

10. Dutch Ovens (Real Classy League) 128.56
09. The Steel Reserves (Razzles) 128.96
08. Florida Snow Crabs (Razzball Hippie League) 129.96
07. Shide’s the Limit (Foosball RCL) 132.5
06. ABradyInTheStreets (JB`s Random Commenter League) 134.14
05. Trophy Keepers (Mayor Quimby`s Militia) 134.56
04. Hurricane Ditka (Jump Suit Pursuit) 138.1
03. Hurricane Ditka (Roughing the Razzballs) 144.88
02. On The Third Hand (Automatic Second Down) 155.96

#1  It’s like a circle (Razzball Rebels) 161.56

No surprise that the top team for week 13 started the Seattle defense, who put up a season-high 41 points versus the Cardinals. In fact, the top 3 teams all had the Seahawks’ defense.

Pos
Player
Opp
Projected
Actual
QB
Matthew Stafford (Det )
@GB 18.17 18.46
WR
Calvin Johnson  (Det )
@GB 14.76 11.80
WR
Kenny Britt (Ten)
@Ind 5.70 14.30
WR
Danario Alexander (SD)
@Pit 5.58 20.80
RB
Alfred Morris (Was)
Bal 9.37 16.20
RB
Doug Martin (TB)
Phi 18.47 19.20
TE
Aaron Hernandez (NE)
Hou 9.36 17.80
K
Matt Bryant (Atl)
@Car 10.04 2.00
DEF
Seattle (DEF)
Ari 11.98 41.00
Total     103.43 161.56

The closest game of the week was in Razzball North, where I lost to Flair for Gold by 0.12 points. In the same league, Connman just missed picking up the final playoff spot when he lost to Han Shot First by 0.76 points. In Booty Hunters Unlimited, Seattle Rainers lost out to Dez Dispenser for the final playoff spot in a total points tie-breaker, 1286.9 to 1286.86. Castrated Vaders 305 (Real Classy League) lost despite scoring 123.36, while End Zone Dominance (Jelly Donuts) won with just 67.12.

Calvin Johnson, Ray Rice, and Drew Brees were each the first round pick of 4 teams who finished first. Others selected in round 1 of regular season leaders were Tom Brady (3), LeSean McCoy (3), Arian Foster (2), and Aaron Rodgers (1). Rice and Foster were each selected first 13 times by teams that made the playoffs.

The #6 draft slot yielded 4 first place teams. Interestingly, Johnson was the choice for each of those teams. The first, second, third, and eighth draft positions each produced 3 regular season champions. No team drafting 5th or 7th finished first. 13 of the 21 teams drafting second made the playoffs.

Draft Slot 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Playoff Teams 11 13 7 9 7 7 8 8 5 9

Here are the semifinal matchups with the points scored for each team in the last 4 games as well as a couple of players:

Razzball Rebels

Poon Jab (10-4)
93, 70, 101, 90
P. Manning, R. Rice
vs Sex Cannons (9-5)
83, 106, 81, 88
J. Freeman, A. Foster
Gavros (10-4)
111, 120, 84, 107
T. Brady, A. Peterson
vs Luck at me Now (10-4)
83, 78, 110, 96
A. Luck, M. Lynch

Razzball North

Perturbed Manwiches (10-4)
99, 120, 72, 105
J. Freeman, A. Foster
vs Shiva Blast (7-7)
101, 89, 90, 87
M. Stafford, Calvin Johnson
Han Shot First (9-5)
83, 108, 118, 114
T. Romo, A. Morris
vs Saskatchewan (8-6)
100, 116, 107, 90
C. Newton, Chris Johnson

Cracklin’ Brats

Moffitt Divers (13-1)
74, 107, 89, 127
P. Manning, A. Foster
vs Honky Tonk Gronks (7-7)
107, 95, 85, 101
T. Brady, J. Charles
Planet 10 (12-2)
110, 136, 67, 116
R. Griffin III, R. Rice
vs Hot Sauce (9-5)
102, 106, 96, 118
D. Martin, A. Peterson

JB’s Random Commenter League

ABradyInTheStreets (10-4)
95, 117, 110, 134
T. Brady, M. Lynch
vs Donkey Ndamukong (8-6)
80, 87, 108, 69
M. Ryan, T. Richardson
Dos Lobos Hermanos (8-6)
122, 91, 99, 88
A. Rodgers, D. Martin
vs VAGABOND DWARVES (8-6)
71, 106, 98, 106
A. Luck, R. Rice

Deez Razztastic Nuts

Razzle Dazzle (10-4)
74, 108, 101, 75
D. Brees, V. Cruz
vs Minka’s HS BF (8-6)
73, 93, 107, 109
C. Newton, Chris Johnson
Bandits (10-4)
78, 75, 115, 103
A. Rodgers, A. Hernandez
vs Shake and Bake (9-5)
66, 95, 101, 104
A. Foster, M. Lynch

Razzball Podcast League

Pensacola HotPockets (11-3)
96, 123, 111, 118
E. Manning, Calvin Johnson
vs Gravity Well (7-7)
86, 103, 116, 87
A. Luck, A. Foster
DJ Patty Bateman (10-4)
87, 87, 93, 125
M. Ryan, B. Brown
vs Chronic Gronkitis (8-6)
82, 92, 114, 104
T. Brady, A. Peterson

Razzball Hippie League

throwpics&txtchicks (11-3)
83, 101, 132, 102
P. Rivers, L. McCoy
vs Florida Snow Crabs (8-6)
98, 84, 114, 130
D. Martin, A. Peterson
Never odd or eveN (10-4)
97, 93, 113, 82
P. Manning, V. Cruz
vs Nose Hill Gentlemen (9-5)
79, 66, 96, 108
A. Luck, R. Rice

Jelly Donuts RCL

Playful Secrets (11-3)
104, 120, 105, 124
Calvin Johnson, D. Martin
vs Wampa (8-6)
71, 79, 84, 98
M. Ryan, A. Peterson
KevinGregg’sGoggles (9-5)
99, 102, 96, 108
D. Brees, T. Richardson
vs Irresponsible Farce (9-5)
86, 87, 96, 106
C. Newton, A. Foster

Jump Suit Pursuit

The Defenestrators (12-2)
112, 124, 115, 102
R. Rice, A. Peterson
vs BSide (7-7)
93, 86, 64, 90
D. Brees, L. Fitzgerald
Mustachios (9-5)
106, 50, 93, 71
A. Rodgers, D. Murray
vs 4th & Inches (7-7)
104, 125, 77, 103
T. Brady, AJ Green

Fantasy Razzball

Crimson Baboons (12-2)
113, 118, 124, 115
D. Brees, D. Martin
vs Scent of a Mustache (7-7)
84, 100, 83, 94
A. Rodgers, A. Bradshaw
Team Rocket (10-4)
116, 89, 98, 111
A. Dalton, A. Peterson
vs the Upset Special (10-4)
78, 97, 122, 106
A. Luck, R. Rice

Foosball RCL

King Daddy Crunch (12-2)
123, 111, 112, 76
D. Brees, T. Richardson
vs Butte Marauders (8-6)
62, 101, 74, 93
T. Brady, R. Matthews
Shide’s the Limit (9-5)
107, 91, 90, 133
P. Manning, D. McFadden
vs Mike Vick’s Comeback (8-6)
83, 108, 116, 101
A. Luck, A. Foster

Razzles

Devin the Mol-Hester (10-4)
72, 119, 119, 96
T. Brady, W. Welker
vs The Steel Reserves (9-5)
73, 62, 51, 129
D. Brees, M. Lynch
Amish Mafia (10-4)
58, 103, 107, 108
T. Romo, H. Nicks
vs Blitzburg Creepers (9-5)
126, 81, 86, 91
P. Manning, R. Rice

Mayor Quimby’s Militia

Retard Strength (9-5)
77, 110, 76, 94
M. Ryan, Julio Jones
vs The Playbook of Eli (8-6)
98, 83, 104, 126
C. Newton, R. Rice
Incrdbl Gastric Band (8-6)
134, 134, 122, 90
T. Romo, Calvin Johnson
vs The Reaper (8-6)
60, 74, 89, 91
M. Stafford, D. Martin

Hot Schmotatoes

 Minor Concussion (10-4)
98, 93, 125, 90
A. Rodgers, A. Bradshaw
 vs  Da Bearsss (8-6)
103, 126, 79, 120
T. Brady, J. Charles
 MyDick is aHightower (10-4)
68, 99, 90, 95
E. Manning, R. Rice
 vs  St. Larry Csonka (9-5)
108, 119, 76, 81
C. Newton, A. Foster

Automatic Second Down

On The Third Hand (11-3)
72, 101, 92, 156
R. Rice, A. Peterson
vs Grey’s Mustache (8-6)
100, 82, 76, 99
D. Brees, M. Lynch
Egregiousity (10-4)
66, 123, 86, 117
M. Ryan, A. Foster
vs Frozen Banana (10-4)
107, 123, 78, 111
T. Brady, J. Charles

You Said It Wouldn’t Get Weird

vultures (10-4)
114, 91, 116, 107
P. Manning, Calvin Johnson
vs Juicebox Heroes (8-6)
83, 111, 91, 111
T. Brady, Chris Johnson
Taltos (9-5)
96, 93, 89, 83
J. Freeman, A. Foster
vs Echo Park Loons (8-6)
110, 76, 81, 118
M. Ryan, D. McFadden

Necessary Roughness

Fighting Philips (10-4)
116, 107, 88, 72
T, Brady, AJ Green
vs Walnuts (8-6)
83, 132, 127, 111
C. Newton, B, Brown
Yo Soy Fiesta (10-4)
113, 120, 97, 91
R. Rice, D. Martin
vs Bonzi (9-5)
84, 86, 107, 111
Calvin Johnson, A. Peterson

Roughing the Razzballs

Hurricane Ditka (12-2)
106, 96, 113, 145
Calvin Johnson, A. Peterson
vs Dread Pirate Roberts (7-7)
107, 92, 67, 80
D. Brees, D. Martin
Heisman (11-3)
102, 89, 103, 113
E. Manning, A. Foster
vs Brady316 (9-5)
84, 100, 103, 95
A. Rodgers, Julio Jones

17 Razzles

Horse Collars (10-4)
107, 121, 130, 119
C. Newton, AJ Green
vs RambleOn (9-5)
104, 101, 88, 108
R. Griffin III, D. Martin
Jets Dynasty (10-4)
74, 113, 81, 120
M. Ryan, R. Rice
vs Fighting Texans (9-5)
46, 77, 100, 90
A. Foster, A. Peterson

Real Classy League

Castrated Vaders 305 (10-4)
105, 144, 115, 123
D. Martin, A. Peterson
vs MT Moose Jockeys (8-6)
98, 123, 78, 84
M. Stafford, B. Green-Ellis
Sofa King Good (10-4)
119, 96, 87, 111
M. Ryan, CJ Spiller
vs Dutch Ovens (9-5)
73, 106, 94, 129
E. Manning, A. Foster

Booty Hunters Unlimited

Early Cuyler (11-3)
58, 82, 107, 118
M. Stafford, R. Rice
vs Dez Dispenser (8-6)
92, 102, 75, 119
R. Griffin III, J. Graham
The Pooperstars (10-4)
80, 141, 73, 93
T. Brady, Julio Jones
vs Tacos (8-6)
100, 105, 139, 99
Calvin Johnson, A. Peterson