The Master Standings can be found here. You can also find a link to them in the drop-down menu above, under “Leagues.” There is an explanation of the scoring at the bottom of the standings. A win in the semifinals in week 15 is worth 350 points, while a win on the consolation side can still move you up in the overall standings with 50 points on the line.
Moffitt Divers (Cracklin’ Brats) bounced back from their first loss to finish atop the standings at the end of the regular season. The only 13-win team stretched their lead to 397 over Crimson Baboons (Fantasy Razzball), who finished with twelve wins and the most points scored (1564). Four other teams were also 12-2: Hurricane Ditka (Roughing The Razzballs), Planet 10 (Cracklin’ Brats), King Daddy Crunch (Foosball RCL), and The Defenestrators (Jump Suit Pursuit).
You Said It Wouldn’t Get Weird was the top-scoring league for the regular season with 13,489 points. Mayor Quimby`s Militia was next with 13,471. The average was 13,193.
The top 10 scorers for the week:
10. Dutch Ovens (Real Classy League) 128.56
09. The Steel Reserves (Razzles) 128.96
08. Florida Snow Crabs (Razzball Hippie League) 129.96
07. Shide’s the Limit (Foosball RCL) 132.5
06. ABradyInTheStreets (JB`s Random Commenter League) 134.14
05. Trophy Keepers (Mayor Quimby`s Militia) 134.56
04. Hurricane Ditka (Jump Suit Pursuit) 138.1
03. Hurricane Ditka (Roughing the Razzballs) 144.88
02. On The Third Hand (Automatic Second Down) 155.96
#1 It’s like a circle (Razzball Rebels) 161.56
No surprise that the top team for week 13 started the Seattle defense, who put up a season-high 41 points versus the Cardinals. In fact, the top 3 teams all had the Seahawks’ defense.
|
Pos
|
Player
|
Opp
|
Projected
|
Actual
|
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
Matthew Stafford (Det )
|
@GB | 18.17 | 18.46 |
| WR |
Calvin Johnson (Det )
|
@GB | 14.76 | 11.80 |
| WR |
Kenny Britt (Ten)
|
@Ind | 5.70 | 14.30 |
| WR |
Danario Alexander (SD)
|
@Pit | 5.58 | 20.80 |
| RB |
Alfred Morris (Was)
|
Bal | 9.37 | 16.20 |
| RB |
Doug Martin (TB)
|
Phi | 18.47 | 19.20 |
| TE |
Aaron Hernandez (NE)
|
Hou | 9.36 | 17.80 |
| K |
Matt Bryant (Atl)
|
@Car | 10.04 | 2.00 |
| DEF |
Seattle (DEF)
|
Ari | 11.98 | 41.00 |
| Total | 103.43 | 161.56 |
The closest game of the week was in Razzball North, where I lost to Flair for Gold by 0.12 points. In the same league, Connman just missed picking up the final playoff spot when he lost to Han Shot First by 0.76 points. In Booty Hunters Unlimited, Seattle Rainers lost out to Dez Dispenser for the final playoff spot in a total points tie-breaker, 1286.9 to 1286.86. Castrated Vaders 305 (Real Classy League) lost despite scoring 123.36, while End Zone Dominance (Jelly Donuts) won with just 67.12.
Calvin Johnson, Ray Rice, and Drew Brees were each the first round pick of 4 teams who finished first. Others selected in round 1 of regular season leaders were Tom Brady (3), LeSean McCoy (3), Arian Foster (2), and Aaron Rodgers (1). Rice and Foster were each selected first 13 times by teams that made the playoffs.
The #6 draft slot yielded 4 first place teams. Interestingly, Johnson was the choice for each of those teams. The first, second, third, and eighth draft positions each produced 3 regular season champions. No team drafting 5th or 7th finished first. 13 of the 21 teams drafting second made the playoffs.
| Draft Slot | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| Playoff Teams | 11 | 13 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 9 |
Here are the semifinal matchups with the points scored for each team in the last 4 games as well as a couple of players:
Razzball Rebels
| Poon Jab (10-4) 93, 70, 101, 90 P. Manning, R. Rice |
vs | Sex Cannons (9-5) 83, 106, 81, 88 J. Freeman, A. Foster |
| Gavros (10-4) 111, 120, 84, 107 T. Brady, A. Peterson |
vs | Luck at me Now (10-4) 83, 78, 110, 96 A. Luck, M. Lynch |
Razzball North
| Perturbed Manwiches (10-4) 99, 120, 72, 105 J. Freeman, A. Foster |
vs | Shiva Blast (7-7) 101, 89, 90, 87 M. Stafford, Calvin Johnson |
| Han Shot First (9-5) 83, 108, 118, 114 T. Romo, A. Morris |
vs | Saskatchewan (8-6) 100, 116, 107, 90 C. Newton, Chris Johnson |
Cracklin’ Brats
| Moffitt Divers (13-1) 74, 107, 89, 127 P. Manning, A. Foster |
vs | Honky Tonk Gronks (7-7) 107, 95, 85, 101 T. Brady, J. Charles |
| Planet 10 (12-2) 110, 136, 67, 116 R. Griffin III, R. Rice |
vs | Hot Sauce (9-5) 102, 106, 96, 118 D. Martin, A. Peterson |
JB’s Random Commenter League
| ABradyInTheStreets (10-4) 95, 117, 110, 134 T. Brady, M. Lynch |
vs | Donkey Ndamukong (8-6) 80, 87, 108, 69 M. Ryan, T. Richardson |
| Dos Lobos Hermanos (8-6) 122, 91, 99, 88 A. Rodgers, D. Martin |
vs | VAGABOND DWARVES (8-6) 71, 106, 98, 106 A. Luck, R. Rice |
Deez Razztastic Nuts
| Razzle Dazzle (10-4) 74, 108, 101, 75 D. Brees, V. Cruz |
vs | Minka’s HS BF (8-6) 73, 93, 107, 109 C. Newton, Chris Johnson |
| Bandits (10-4) 78, 75, 115, 103 A. Rodgers, A. Hernandez |
vs | Shake and Bake (9-5) 66, 95, 101, 104 A. Foster, M. Lynch |
Razzball Podcast League
| Pensacola HotPockets (11-3) 96, 123, 111, 118 E. Manning, Calvin Johnson |
vs | Gravity Well (7-7) 86, 103, 116, 87 A. Luck, A. Foster |
| DJ Patty Bateman (10-4) 87, 87, 93, 125 M. Ryan, B. Brown |
vs | Chronic Gronkitis (8-6) 82, 92, 114, 104 T. Brady, A. Peterson |
Razzball Hippie League
| throwpics&txtchicks (11-3) 83, 101, 132, 102 P. Rivers, L. McCoy |
vs | Florida Snow Crabs (8-6) 98, 84, 114, 130 D. Martin, A. Peterson |
| Never odd or eveN (10-4) 97, 93, 113, 82 P. Manning, V. Cruz |
vs | Nose Hill Gentlemen (9-5) 79, 66, 96, 108 A. Luck, R. Rice |
Jelly Donuts RCL
| Playful Secrets (11-3) 104, 120, 105, 124 Calvin Johnson, D. Martin |
vs | Wampa (8-6) 71, 79, 84, 98 M. Ryan, A. Peterson |
| KevinGregg’sGoggles (9-5) 99, 102, 96, 108 D. Brees, T. Richardson |
vs | Irresponsible Farce (9-5) 86, 87, 96, 106 C. Newton, A. Foster |
Jump Suit Pursuit
| The Defenestrators (12-2) 112, 124, 115, 102 R. Rice, A. Peterson |
vs | BSide (7-7) 93, 86, 64, 90 D. Brees, L. Fitzgerald |
| Mustachios (9-5) 106, 50, 93, 71 A. Rodgers, D. Murray |
vs | 4th & Inches (7-7) 104, 125, 77, 103 T. Brady, AJ Green |
Fantasy Razzball
| Crimson Baboons (12-2) 113, 118, 124, 115 D. Brees, D. Martin |
vs | Scent of a Mustache (7-7) 84, 100, 83, 94 A. Rodgers, A. Bradshaw |
| Team Rocket (10-4) 116, 89, 98, 111 A. Dalton, A. Peterson |
vs | the Upset Special (10-4) 78, 97, 122, 106 A. Luck, R. Rice |
Foosball RCL
| King Daddy Crunch (12-2) 123, 111, 112, 76 D. Brees, T. Richardson |
vs | Butte Marauders (8-6) 62, 101, 74, 93 T. Brady, R. Matthews |
| Shide’s the Limit (9-5) 107, 91, 90, 133 P. Manning, D. McFadden |
vs | Mike Vick’s Comeback (8-6) 83, 108, 116, 101 A. Luck, A. Foster |
Razzles
| Devin the Mol-Hester (10-4) 72, 119, 119, 96 T. Brady, W. Welker |
vs | The Steel Reserves (9-5) 73, 62, 51, 129 D. Brees, M. Lynch |
| Amish Mafia (10-4) 58, 103, 107, 108 T. Romo, H. Nicks |
vs | Blitzburg Creepers (9-5) 126, 81, 86, 91 P. Manning, R. Rice |
Mayor Quimby’s Militia
| Retard Strength (9-5) 77, 110, 76, 94 M. Ryan, Julio Jones |
vs | The Playbook of Eli (8-6) 98, 83, 104, 126 C. Newton, R. Rice |
| Incrdbl Gastric Band (8-6) 134, 134, 122, 90 T. Romo, Calvin Johnson |
vs | The Reaper (8-6) 60, 74, 89, 91 M. Stafford, D. Martin |
Hot Schmotatoes
| Minor Concussion (10-4) 98, 93, 125, 90 A. Rodgers, A. Bradshaw |
vs | Da Bearsss (8-6) 103, 126, 79, 120 T. Brady, J. Charles |
| MyDick is aHightower (10-4) 68, 99, 90, 95 E. Manning, R. Rice |
vs | St. Larry Csonka (9-5) 108, 119, 76, 81 C. Newton, A. Foster |
Automatic Second Down
| On The Third Hand (11-3) 72, 101, 92, 156 R. Rice, A. Peterson |
vs | Grey’s Mustache (8-6) 100, 82, 76, 99 D. Brees, M. Lynch |
| Egregiousity (10-4) 66, 123, 86, 117 M. Ryan, A. Foster |
vs | Frozen Banana (10-4) 107, 123, 78, 111 T. Brady, J. Charles |
You Said It Wouldn’t Get Weird
| vultures (10-4) 114, 91, 116, 107 P. Manning, Calvin Johnson |
vs | Juicebox Heroes (8-6) 83, 111, 91, 111 T. Brady, Chris Johnson |
| Taltos (9-5) 96, 93, 89, 83 J. Freeman, A. Foster |
vs | Echo Park Loons (8-6) 110, 76, 81, 118 M. Ryan, D. McFadden |
Necessary Roughness
| Fighting Philips (10-4) 116, 107, 88, 72 T, Brady, AJ Green |
vs | Walnuts (8-6) 83, 132, 127, 111 C. Newton, B, Brown |
| Yo Soy Fiesta (10-4) 113, 120, 97, 91 R. Rice, D. Martin |
vs | Bonzi (9-5) 84, 86, 107, 111 Calvin Johnson, A. Peterson |
Roughing the Razzballs
| Hurricane Ditka (12-2) 106, 96, 113, 145 Calvin Johnson, A. Peterson |
vs | Dread Pirate Roberts (7-7) 107, 92, 67, 80 D. Brees, D. Martin |
| Heisman (11-3) 102, 89, 103, 113 E. Manning, A. Foster |
vs | Brady316 (9-5) 84, 100, 103, 95 A. Rodgers, Julio Jones |
17 Razzles
| Horse Collars (10-4) 107, 121, 130, 119 C. Newton, AJ Green |
vs | RambleOn (9-5) 104, 101, 88, 108 R. Griffin III, D. Martin |
| Jets Dynasty (10-4) 74, 113, 81, 120 M. Ryan, R. Rice |
vs | Fighting Texans (9-5) 46, 77, 100, 90 A. Foster, A. Peterson |
Real Classy League
| Castrated Vaders 305 (10-4) 105, 144, 115, 123 D. Martin, A. Peterson |
vs | MT Moose Jockeys (8-6) 98, 123, 78, 84 M. Stafford, B. Green-Ellis |
| Sofa King Good (10-4) 119, 96, 87, 111 M. Ryan, CJ Spiller |
vs | Dutch Ovens (9-5) 73, 106, 94, 129 E. Manning, A. Foster |
Booty Hunters Unlimited
| Early Cuyler (11-3) 58, 82, 107, 118 M. Stafford, R. Rice |
vs | Dez Dispenser (8-6) 92, 102, 75, 119 R. Griffin III, J. Graham |
| The Pooperstars (10-4) 80, 141, 73, 93 T. Brady, Julio Jones |
vs | Tacos (8-6) 100, 105, 139, 99 Calvin Johnson, A. Peterson |
