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2013 RCL FootballWeek 2 has wrapped up with another huge week of RCL Football action.  If you haven’t seen it yet, we’ve got the full interactive 2013-2014 RCL Standings tab up under “Leagues” that shows you how you’re stacking up against the Razzball competish in your journey to RCL glory.  It ranks teams by RCL points, which is the gold elixir of truth determining the RCL winner.  If you are confused by the scoring parameters, scroll down to the bottom of the standings for a full explanation.

RCL Top ScorerTOP SCORER: Congratulations to Chris Schultz’s Team for putting up the most RCL points this week.  Leading through Sunday as well and getting the Podcast shout out, Schultz dumped all over The Shituation Room with 213.56 points in a nearly 120-point defeat over the meat curtains.  What are these curtains, Vegan?  Disgusting!  Schultz’s entire roster came through with the only single-digit scorer his kicker, with big games from DeSean Jackson, Julio Jones, Jimmy Graham and Marshawn Lynch.  Unfortunately for Schultz, he only moves into third place after a brutal week 1 where he didn’t top 100 points.  One Potato Two moves into first place and will look to go to 3-0 against one of the multiple Heisenberg squads.  There’s just so much bad breaking!  Awesome job this week Chris, and hopefully your guys keep it up into week 3!

Razzball Writers League – Guru’s The Dirty Turban’s took the top spot in scoring this week, evening up his record at 1-1.  Your main man right here moved into 2nd place and 2-0 after toppling Bet The Farm, but early favorite Loudon takes a big 60 point lead at 2-0 led by those high scoring Eagles Michael Vick and LeSean McCoy.  In a big early season matchup, I take on What No IDPs? and the Kevin Kumpf’s in an epic battle of 2-0s.  You’re going down, Kev!

JB’s Random Commenter League – The big man right here got his first win toppling on of the mighty Heisenberg teams and moving to 1-1 and 7th place.  Give it up to RotoZak for leading the league in scoring this week led by Julio and the menacing Seattle D.  Only 0.04 points separate Aaron’s Murder Boner and Freaks and Geeks from the top spot.  Look out Jack Full of Hate, I’m going up to 2-1 and murder boning you this week!

Razzball Rebels – A huge week 2 from Gavros who put up 188.30 to move to 1-1.  Led by the huge games from Packers’ Aaron Rodgers and James Jones, Gavros also got a huge flex performance from DeSean Jackson.  The latter part of that sentence sounds weird!  The Purple People Eaters moves into first place at 2-0 and gets to face none other than those elite scoring Gavros to try and hold onto the league lead.

Pabst & Razz – A very even week across the teams from the Pabst league, with the top 3 scorers all within two points of each other this week.  Narrowly edging out the most points were those darned Boosh Bags lead by Vick and Dez Bryant.  Gravity Well slides into first and gets a tough early season test against ラーメン who scored the most points in the Pabst league in week 1.

A League of RCL Thrones – Another tight race atop the top scorers in week 2, team Breezus took top honors with a 164.80 point week led by Dez and Jimmy Graham.  The Hound takes a big lead into week 3 and looks to move to 3-0 against Smokin’ a Blount.  Pass the ganja!

In-A-Gadda-Da-Wheeden – A big week for Stan Gable who moves to 2-0, took the top spot in the league, and led the league in week 2 scoring led by the dynamic Aaron Rodgers/Randall Cobb combo and big supporting games from Mike Wallace and Knowshon Moreno.  Stan looks to move to 3-0 against the BarkingBassetHounds this week.

Rancho Rajneesh – By a ridiculously narrow 0.18 points, week 1’s RCL top scoring ReadOptionForDummies lost out leading the league in scoring back-to-back weeks to the very awesomely named Ra’zball Al Ghul.  Early fan-favorite name for me right now.  Go Al Ghul!  Led by Marshawn Lynch and Seattle’s defense, Ra’z moves to 2-0 and gets a light matchup against the 0-2 Van Buren Boys to try and catch up to the massive amount of points ReadOption has stacked up after that huge week 1.  Despite not leading the league in scoring in two straight weeks, ReadOptionForDummies takes an early RCL Points lead in the 2013-2014 master standings.

RCLBBWSVU – Two huge weeks from Anal Chiropractor and Sheriff McRawDawg both topping 190, but top marks for the doctor (I guess – yikes!) who put up 195.56 led by huge games from Dez, DeSean, and James Jones.  Despite the second most points in the league, the Chiropractor moves to third place at 1-1, with the Sheriff moving into first place at an undefeated 2-0.

My Wife Frowns Upon This – Another tight week in the Frown league, Sex Panther By Odeon moves into first place with the highest scoring week 2 highlighted by big games from Graham and Marshall.  In a huge early season test, Sex Panther takes on 2-0 and third place If You Ain’t First for early-season supremacy.

Monday Morning QB’s – Scoring was topped by the HUSKERS led by the Eagles big combo of Vick and DeSean.  In one of the tightest leagues, kitchen stinks is the only team to move to 2-0 while the poor Fyrfyter sinks to 0-2 with 10 1-1 teams.  Kitchen stinks looks to move to 3-0 against the Fighting Scottish to take a commanding lead, but will have to topple William Wallace!

Cracklin’ Brats RCL – The only team to top 150, the BEB squad put up 161.38 and moves to 2-0 led by Marshawn Lynch and Randall Cobb.  With this week’s big game, BEB moves into first place and will look to hold onto the league’s top spot against the 0-2 Cursing Sloths in week 3.

Bobby Boucher’s Water Bottle – Huge week from Dougie Fresh’s Team, one of the select few teams that’s been able to put up 200 so far this year with a 201.86 point outing led by Megatron and Packers wideouts Nelson and James Jones.  The win puts Dougie in third place at 1-1 with the second most points in the league.  The top team Gridiron Gangstas will hope to keep the gangbanging going and move to 3-0 against Fumilingus.

The Podcast Kingdom – Creative Chaos takes the top spot this week with a 161.28 point outing led by Randall Cobb and a lot of steady performers.  Chaos moves to 1-1, but my homeboys Will and the Pirates take a commanding lead moving to 2-0 and more than 50 points ahead of the field.  Go Pirates!

Nick’s Bad JB Impersonation – In one of RCL’s highest-scoring games, top scorer Straight Cash Homey led the league in scoring for the second straight week, defeating this week’s second highest scoring Pop’s Perfect Team 184.60-172.22.  Cash, led by Aaron Rodgers, Jordy Nelson and Jamaal Charles, barely toppled Pop who didn’t quite get enough from Megatron and Graham.  Straight Cash will look to hold onto the league’s #1 spot and move to 3-0 against Black Pew General.

Any Given Sunday – Living up to their namesake, Jedi Mind Tricks led the league in scoring with 191.42 points toppling week 1’s top scoring Stafford Infection.  With big games from Vick, Julio Jones and Randall Cobb, Jedi and his huge knockers will look to move to 2-1 and get closer to tops in the league in week 3.

Booty Hunters Unlimited – For the second straight week, Suck For Luck takes the top scoring position in the Booty league, leading the league in scoring by nearly 70 points through the first two weeks.  Huge starts to their seasons from Vick, DeSean and Brandon Marshall have Suck looking like a juggernaut.  In what should be a cakewalk to move to 3-0, Suck gets last place Pughnitive Damages, who will look to move out of the cellar against one of the RCL’s elite teams thus far.

Take On Jaywrong – In a very tight race for top scoring honors, five of the six winning teams finished within 10 points of each other, with Jagen H’ghar, aka the coolest character in Game of Thrones, taking top scoring honors with a 157.10 point week led by DeSean and Jimmy Graham.  JayWrong’s Hand Schaub moved to 2-0 and is still in command of his league in first place.  Go JayWrong!

Murphatron’s RCL - Another very tight league with bunched scores, Murph turned it around after an embarrassing week 1 loss to lead his league in scoring with 157.10 points this week.  Bounce backs from Mike Wallace and Lamar Miller has Murph a Dolphins fan yet again.  The Doughrollers move into first place even though the Cuddly Penguins has more points, sinking down to 1-1 after leading the league in scoring in week 1.

The Razzbro League – Top scoring honors went to Girl Toy’s Team, who moves to 1-1 after putting up 156.92 this week led by Cobb and Charles.  The standings are extremely tight with the Belligerent Beavers moving into first place by only 0.20 points over the Bearded Meat Muffins.  Lots of alliteration there!

Take On Jaywrong 2 – Despite this league not going as good for JayWrong as Take on Jaywrong 1, Jay is still 2-0 after squeaking out a close win.  Atop the league, two big weeks from Pipe Hittin’ &@*#$ (this is a family site! Ok not really) and Release the KRAKEN! led the league in scoring only 0.10 points apart, with the KRAKEN taking top honors.  Release it indeed!  Led by Vick and Jimmy Graham, the KRAKEN moves to 1-1.  Week 1’s top scoring Fish’s Official Team moves into first place and will look to make it 3-0 against heavy underdog bottom-place The Big Tebowski.

Razzball Experts League – The Rushmore Beekeepers trounced the experts this week, putting up 182.80 led by Rodgers and Graham and move into first place in the league.  Despite a nice bounce back week, Sky and team Razzball fall to 0-2 and 11th place.  I’m cheering for ya Sky, let’s turn this around!

The Shadynastys – Frequent commenter PreZi reached the upper RCL pantheon with a 200-point week with 201.30 points led by Rodgers, DeSean and that Seattle D.  Nice work, Prez!  He moves to 1-1 and 4th place while Gtoxitis moves into first place.  And wouldn’t you know it, Prezi faces off against Gtoxitis with early-season ramifications in a week 3 throwdown.

One More RCL – Devastation Squad Jr lived up to his name in week 2, leading the league in scoring with 169.22 points led by big games from Julio and Mike Wallace.  Despite the big week, Kobayashi Maru takes over first place and gets a tough matchup against week 1’s top scoring and third place Jay Feely is my QB for early-season bragging rights.  Told you not to play Feely as your QB, Jay!

Hernandez Hit Men (formerly Razzball) – Having a more unique league name is just so much more fun, right Fish?  Raynor Shine led the league in scoring this week with 164.92 points led by Julio and the big game from Martellus Bennett.  Another very tightly bundled league, scott’s team moves into the first place as the only 2-0 squad despite fewer points than 6 of the 1-1 teams.  He’ll look to prove he’s not taking advantage of his soft schedule with a win against the Van B Boys to move to 3-0.

 

Shoot your RCL smack talk below and thanks again for joining the RCL Football Leagues this year.  Good luck in week 3!

From Around The Web

  1. Zandy says:
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    Have to setup waivers for tonight, sounds like sjax is out 2-4 weeks, lacy out two weeks (one is a bye) and mjd is questionable. Who are the best Ros non ppr stashes

    Starks, todman, forsett, Donald brown, jacquizz and Snelling
    Kendal hunter, Woodhead, bolden, Ellington,

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Zandy: Starks, Ellington then Snelling. Don’t think Jacquizz takes a lead role.

      • Zandy says:
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        @JB Gilpin: drop hunter Woodhead and bolden for them?

        • JB Gilpin

          JB Gilpin says:
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          @Zandy: If I didn’t own Ridley or Gore, yes to all 3. Don’t think Woodhead will hold much value in non PPR, even if Mathews or Brown got hurt.

          • Zandy says:
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            @JB Gilpin: what’s the order of who you’d keep? Bolden over hunter?

            • JB Gilpin

              JB Gilpin says:
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              @Zandy: If I didn’t have Ridley, Bolden first.

  2. bryan says:
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    How about this trade…I give David Wilson and I get Sproles non ppr?

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @bryan: I personally would take that one ASAP.

      • bryan says:
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        @JB Gilpin: Not sure I can get Sproles for D Wilson.

        Hopefully you can follow this 3 team trade scenario…It may take me giving Jordan Cameron to get Sproles

        So I give Cameron for Sproles to team A
        I give D Wilson and Get Roddy White from team B
        I trade Roddy White to team C for Julius Thomas

        At the end of the day I get Sproles and swap Cameron for J Thomas at TE.

        Thoughts?

        • JB Gilpin

          JB Gilpin says:
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          @bryan: I narrowly like Cameron more at TE and there’s a bigger gap between Sproles and Wilson, so yeah I would do that series of moves.

  3. Suck for Luck says:
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    If my team keeps this going, a name change may be in order.

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Suck for Luck: Haha, you’re killin it man! Keep it up!

  4. Kid A says:
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    I feel like I’m getting the Florida 2000 hanging-chad treatment in my RCL:

    Week 1 point differential: – . 16
    Week 2 point differential: – . 44
    Week 3 point differential: – ????…

    I demand a recount or I’m taking this shit to the Supremes!

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Kid A: Well week 1 was close but week 2 was a blowout! Sheesh, that blows man…

      • Kid A says:
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        @JB Gilpin: Those were POINT(!) 16 and 44. Like with goddamn decimal points.

        • JB Gilpin

          JB Gilpin says:
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          @Kid A: Haha I know I was being sarcastic :)

          • Kid A says:
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            @JB Gilpin: rub my nose in it, you wicked bastard.

            • JB Gilpin

              JB Gilpin says:
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              @Kid A: Haha, my wickedness shall know no bounds!

    • Sky

      Sky says:
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      What, you want someone to doowop, doowop for you?

      • Kid A says:
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        @Sky: Maybe a barber shop quartet serenade with you, jack, JB, and Prezzi for the high notes?
        Speaking of social injustice, man, Jackson really turned the fire hoses on you this week. Yahoo even gave him a medal for it. The horror…

        • JB Gilpin

          JB Gilpin says:
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          @Kid A: I do have a pretty nice tenor voice!

        • Sky

          Sky says:
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          Yeah, I’ve been getting the F’hole in pretty much every league so far this year. If it’s not Jackson, it’s been ‘dola or MJD or 2 of the 3. This is one of the many times in life I’m very happy alcohol exists.

  5. Mike says:
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    Jets,pats,or vikings for DST this week???
    Thx

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Mike: If Weeden is out, Vikes, if not Jets. Right this second, Jets.

  6. Mike says:
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    Marlon brown or Deandre Hopkins for waiver pickup this week??

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Mike: I think I’d actually go Hopkins.

  7. Smoke a Bowe says:
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    Hey JB,

    What are your thoughts on Celek ROS? Is he worth starting in Chip’s high powered offense? No catches week 2 lost me my matchup :(

    Great write-up!
    Thanks!

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Smoke a Bowe: Thanks man! Hope you’re enjoying RCL action… Not huge on Celek, usually a 15-20 option in TEs for me… Prefer someone like Eifert, think he has great upside even as dual TE with Gresham (who I like more as well)

  8. Ron says:
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    With S. Jax hurt which one player gets the call for my RB/WR Flex spot?

    Gio vs GB
    Mathews at TEN
    D. Rich at DAL
    Gordon at MIN
    M. Austin vs STL (I am starting Dez)
    Hartline vs. ATL
    M. Brown vs. HOU

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Ron: Tough one, I would go DRich non PPR, MIles PPR. Gordon has great upside, but want to see what he does on the field first.

    • Sky

      Sky says:
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      I’m with Grimey there. Hopefully this is the start of something beautiful in Cincy for Gio-B. My only concern on Gordon is that it’s sounding like the Browns are gonna get Campbell under center. He’s the 5 yard chuckdown king. Bodes well for T-Rich and guys like Bess but not the more dynamic players on the team.

  9. A Hill O' Beans says:
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    So, I managed to be the second highest scoring team in the “Take on Jay Wrong 2″ league last week, and that was with SJax going down on the first drive and D.Moore giving me a big, fat, ugly, freakin zero. It’s a shame I had to play against the highest scoring team, which drops me to 0-2.

    I’m in 3 leagues in total and big WR days absolutely killed me last week. I had to go up against these pairings:
    Team 1 vs Calvin, Julio, Cruz -> 84.6 points
    Team 2 vs D.Jackson, Garcon -> 62.6 points
    Team 3 vs D.Jackson, D.Bryant -> 64.4 points

    I mean, what the hell![/end rant]

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @A Hill O’ Beans: Yikes! Yeah some huge WR performances this week… killed a lot of teams.

  10. Random Collmenter says:
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    JB! Great stuff this year man- haven’t had much to argue with!

    1. Would you trade Bernard Pierce for Daryl Richardson straight up?

    2. If I acquire Richardson, I’m going to trade Julius Thomas for Pead plus Edelman. You like that deal?

    Thanks!

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Random Collmenter: Haha that’s a good record for me so far! 1. If I didn’t have Rice, yes. 2. Yeah I like that one too if the league isn’t too deep and you have TE options.

  11. Random Collmenter says:
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    Standard scoring

  12. Mike says:
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    My two Heisenberg teams in JB’s and Jaywrong 2 are really shitting the bed right now. Thank god The Hound is holding strong in the RCL Throne league. Could be a rough go in the other two!

    • Mike says:
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      @Mike: Btw, thanks for all the league updates, JB!

      • JB Gilpin

        JB Gilpin says:
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        @Mike: Hah, still a long year ahead! Yeah that Hound team looks really good. No prob, loving the RCL action!

  13. Kobayashi Maru says:
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    Need to keep the magic going into week 3, should I go with Joqiue Bell at my flex, or D. Richardson? I’ve already decided to start Knowshon.

    And just a warning, another touchdown from Martellus Bennett and Team Kobayashi Maru is going to become Team Black Unicorn.

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Kobayashi Maru: I’d wait until we have final ruling on Bush, and if he’s out Bell. If he plays, D-Rich. Team Black Unicorn crush!

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