Welllllllll, my run at RCL glory took a horrible turn this week, as both my squads are looking terrible and suffered tough losses. Why, A-Rod’s collarbone, WHY?! And while my formerly undefeated team has now dropped two straight, at least no one is perfect as Yeshcheese fell this week as the last undefeated. No 10-0 teams this year! The parity is astounding. You can check out the full interactive 2013-2014 RCL Standings tab up under “Leagues” that shows you how you’re stacking up against your Razzball competitors in your journey to RCL glory.
TOP SCORER: Jack Full of Hate is full of fantasy points lately, posting 188.30 points and moving to 6-4 in JB’s Random Commenter League (my league duh!) and topping the RCLs in scoring. How are you only 6-4 when you own the entire Broncos roster? Big weeks from Peyton, Demaryius, and Riley, then 20-point games from Andre Johnson and T.Y. rounded out the winning week and got Jack top honors in a very down week of RCL scoring. The Hannover Hotspurs eked out a win over The Green Bastards making a logjam at 7-3 for the top of the league standings, with RotoZak moving into first place in the league with his points.
Razzball Writers League - Ugh, an atrocious loss and down to an 8-2 record. A team with A-Rod, Nelson and James Jones is going to collapse like this. I still have a game lead, but my points are dwindling. Guru’s The Dirty Turbans led us in scoring this week, and looks primed for a run at the top spot only a game down, as I’m toast.
Take On Jaywrong - The Redeye Raiders had another big week, I believe he’s been the top scorer in this league in 3 of the last 4, but still is only at 6-4. As alluded to in the open, Yescheese got too cocky with the smack talk and joins us other 199 RCL players with something in the L column. Cheese will look to go to 10-1 against a tough Bob Guatemala squad in week 11.
Take On Jaywrong 2 - Jaywrong topping his league! His Sisqo’s Other Hits with 155 points moves him to 6-4, while the Pipe Hittin’ [insert a Richie Incognito "term of endearment"] moves to 8-2 and tops the league.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Wheeden - I don’t think this team has gotten a mention yet, but nice work the Dixie Chickens topping the Wheedens with 174 points led by Demaryius and the the Sproles bounce back. The Chicks go to 6-4 while King Daddy Crunch topped 1400 total points and leads the league standings.
Razzball Rebels - The Sex Cannons topped the Rebels this week, with nearly 157 to move to 7-3 and second place. Poon Jab got another W though, and moves to 8-2 as the team to beat.
Monday Morning QB’s - Killa Beez with the killa week of 180 points led by the Saints combo of Brees and Pierre gets the Secret Life of Beez to 4-6. The kitchen stinks suffered a tough loss this week, but still top the league at 8-2.
Rancho Rajneesh - Mega Gronk SMASH! Mega Gronk WIN! With 155 points, Gronk topped the league while ReadOptionForDummies also snagged a W for both teams to move to 9-1. Got some real RCL contenders in here, if they meet in the finals, that could change the worlddddd.
Murphatron’s RCL - Something to do with DubStep had the most points this week, I couldn’t figure out what was a 3 or an E! It was a tough week for the Feverish Beavers to be up against them, as the loss moves them down to 7-3 but still the most feverish team in the league.
The Shituation Room - The Room league was topped by the awesomely named Dothraki Apocalypse this week, with 157 points led by RGIII and B Marsh to move them to 6-4. Another win for One Potato Two moves them to 7 good Potatoes and 3 bad Potatoes to top the league.
Hernandez Hit Men - Haha, it’s puerile but I like the team name Ben There Raped That who enjoyed 30+ers from Pierre and Demaryius. Ben gets to .500 while Caballo at 7-3 has sole possession of the #1 spot.
Pabst & Razz - Charles Barkley’s squad went for 155, led by Riley and Andre Brown for a very un-Turrible week. They move to 8-2 and sole possession of the top spot.
A League of RCL Thrones - The Hound with another big win, putting up the league high 144 points to move to .500. All you needed to do is go somewhere that isn’t burning! CreanNCrimson’s Team picked up yet another W to move to 9-1 and the upper eschelon of RCL contenders.
RCLBBWSVU - Big week from The One Who Knocks, who had big weeks from Demaryious and Brees for 171 points and moving them to 5-5. What is your team picture of? The Defenstrators got another W to move to 8-2 and now a 2 game lead over the field. Ok Anal C, you’re 5-5, change the picture now!
My Wife Frowns Upon This - Low scoring in the Wife league, but Ass Hats took top scoring honors by 0.44 points and a huge win over a dominant One I’d Willy Squad to move to 5-5 after posting 133.54. Despite the loss, Willy is One (I’d) game in the lead in the standings at 8-2.
Cracklin’ Brats RCL - Big 165 point from Hang Dogs with B Marsh and Gio leading them to the promised land. Go Pack had a tough week just barely topping 85 points, but at 7-3 still leads the league.
Bobby Boucher’s Water Bottle - Another fractional difference between league top scorers, the Cowtown Russellers with 146.58 points won highest-total by a 0.26 point margin. The win moves the ‘Town to 2nd place at 7-3, but the RCL elite Dougie Fresh’s Team moves to 9-1 and two games ahead of the field.
The Podcast Kingdom - Tough week for Bonzi trying to get back into the mix, as they put up the league’s 2nd highest total only to lose to the top scoring Public Enemy #1. The newly named Cooper team also moved to 9-1. I don’t know which of your team names was more inappropriate. This is a family site! Ok, not at all, but yeah, you just get abbreviated. In week 13 these two 9-1 teams meet, and that’ll be one of the biggest RCL regular season games.
Nick’s Bad JB Impersonation - Another league, another J-FOH top scoring team. A big 147 with another Demaryius sighting has Jack at 6-4 and a game out of first, with a three way tie at 7-3 led by Pops’s Perfect Team.
Any Given Sunday - The Horse Collars took home top honors this week, with 151 led by B Marsh and Foles. The tough Mike James injury could’ve made it even more… Now at 7-3, Horse is only 3 points out of first behind the 7-3 Stafford Infection.
Booty Hunters Unlimited - I wonder if Rams fans watching the Colts game were cheering Suck for Luck! Wait, I don’t think that makes sense… It’s late! Maybe just “Luck Sucks!” A big win for Suck for Luck putting up 171 and moving to 7-3 and 2nd place. The Street Sweepers at 8-2 leads the standings.
The Razzbro League - In a low scoring week across the Bros, scoring was led by QB Nation with 136 moving them to 5-5. Scotch Fueled Guru moves to 7-3 and sole possession of first whilst sipping that 80 proof.
The Shadynastys - Another league where the second highest scorer got a tough break matchup wise and lost to the top scorer, with Shake N Bacon knocking off Rosterbation 145-139. Fortunately no one on Roster’s bench would’ve come through, so no amount of Rosterbation was gonna win this one. Shake moves to 7-3 and 2nd place while Gtoxitis snagged another W to move to 9-1 and very high in the overall table.
Razzball Experts League - Kilroy @FFKilroy76 led the Perts this week, with 141 led by Demaryius and B Marsh. Like my Writer’s League squad, Rushmore Beekeepers suffered another loss, and 8-0 has turned into 8-2 but still tops in the league.
One More RCL - A very spread week of scoring had FillingAll’erF’oles taking the top scoring ribbon this week, led by their namesake QB. Fill moves to 5-5 while Kobayashi Maru moves back into first at 8-2.
Shoot your RCL smack talk below and thanks again for joining the RCL Football Leagues this year. Good luck in week 11!