Only one week of regular season action is left! That means two weeks, yes “TWO WEEKS!” (thanks Total Recall lady) and you’ll know who has made the finals. Where did the season go? Just flew right on by… Unfortunately for me, it’s looking like only the Writer’s League team will be a playoff contender and finish anywhere close to the top of the RCL table. You can check out the full interactive 2013-2014 RCL Standings tab up under “Leagues” that shows you how you’re stacking up against your Razzball competitors in your journey to RCL glory.
TOP SCORER: A big “HIP HIP HOORAY!” for The White Broncos in the Razzball Rebels league who put up a whopping 217.42 points this week to crush the RCL field. Led be a ridiculous Elway/Decker combo this week plus getting the big Alshon game put the Broncs on the mantle, etched in RCL stone for all eternity! Nice work! The big points has the Broncos a very good shot at making the playoffs despite being 5th in the standings right now, while another win for Poon Jab has them at 10-3 and leading the league.
Razzball Writers League – Wow. My team is terrible. After my 8-0 start I have fallen to 9-4 because Aaron Rodgers was carrying me. Carrying me so hard he cracked a collar. Luckily I’m in the playoffs anyone. But, what the hey?! We have a tie!!! I think the only tie RCL has had all year with JayWrong’s Seauicidal Tendencies and first place Guru’s The Dirty Turbans TIED with 121.38 points each. Drew Brees managing a horrific 7.78 points kept Guru from getting a game ahead of the league at 9-3-1 and I’m only half a game behind. First seed could be mine!
JB’s Random Commenter League – My descent fully completed this week, with a loss to the then 1-11 Heisenberg. Heisenberg had Roddy White in his line-up. That’s how bad they were. I still put up 132 which is still respectable, but have a 5-game losing streak to fall to 6-7. I hate fantasy football. Aaron’s Murder Boner led us in points with 180, and the Hannover Hotspurs are looking at a 1 seed at 10-3.
Take On Jaywrong – Dread Pirate Roberts continued their reign of terror by destroying former last-unbeated Yescheese 191-109. The big win moves both teams to 10-3 and Bob Guatemala with another win slides into the top spot at 10-3 as well. All three teams face lesser opponents this week, so it could be a really top-heavy three-team 11-3 playoff seeding in a tough league.
Take On Jaywrong 2 – Big week from All Barkley No Bite, who put up 187 to move to 7-6. The Pipe Hitters took the brunt of the loss, but despite falling to 10-3 still have the #1 playoff seed locked up.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Wheeden – Scoring was fronted by the Dixie Chickens, who with 177 points move to 9-4 and the 2nd seed of the playoffs. King Daddy Crunch got another victory to move to 10-3 and a game ahead of the field.
Monday Morning QB’s – The Nature Boy barely edged out top scoring this week with 185 to move to 9-4 and second place in the standings. The kitchen stinks were only 3 points less than that this week, moving their tough squad to 10-3 and the only team with a playoff berth clinched.
Rancho Rajneesh – Both ReadOptionForDummies and Mega Gronk SMASH! locked up the top playoff spots at 12-1 each, with Gronk outscoring the league with 174 points this week. Both should waltz into the finals and be major RCL overall champion contenders.
Murphatron’s RCL – RollsBoyce topped the league with 186 points, securing the 2nd place seed at 9-4. The Feverish Beavers also had an impressive win, locking up the #1 spot as both look for the title.
The Shituation Room – The bizarrely named Mr. Witconstine took home top scoring honors this week, I believe his first time doing so, racking up a very huge 195-point week and moving to 8-5 and second place in the league. It’s a late season rage! The win was over top team Surely You Jest, who despite the loss has 30 points over Mr. Wit at 8-5 as well.
Hernandez Hit Men – Huge week from Raynor Shine, who made it Rayn with 197 this week to move to 8-5 and tentatively the last seed in the playoffs. Another win for Caballo has them moving up to 9-4 and the top seed right now.
Pabst & Razz – Three huge weeks in the Pabst league, with three teams topping 180 and the top score of 189 from Turrible, who moves to 11-2 and tops of the league. Barkley better lay off that Pabst, or else he’ll be calling all other beers “turrible!”
A League of RCL Thrones – A Razzball elite finish topping 200 points, as the Amish Mafia churned up a big W with 202 points with both Alshon and Josh Gordon in their line-up. They even had Andre Ellington in there even though he was out! The league is still all looking up towards CreanNCrimson’s Team though, who move to 11-2 and locking up the top seed.
RCLBBWSVU – Hah! The Blazing Americans are real American heroes for taking down the evil master villian of Anal C. Nice win, America! The Defenstrators had a very tough week losing their matchup and not topping 100, but they remain the top spot at 10-3.
My Wife Frowns Upon This – One I’d Willy just can’t stop their domination, putting up 172 this week to top the league and moving to 11-2 to… top the league. The win gives them a two-game cushion and an automatic top seed in the playoffs. You are one I’D like to Willy!
Cracklin’ Brats RCL – Huge 195-point performance from Let’s Get Some Percy but still only has them at 6-7 and out of the playoffs. Atop the league is Planet 10, who using their extraterrestrial powers have taken over the league and hope to not be knocked out by the common cold in the playoffs.
Bobby Boucher’s Water Bottle – The Cowtown Russellers just can’t be rustled, leading the league with 193 points to move them into second place. Top seed is still Dougie Fresh’s Team who actually lost this week, but still has a two-game lead over the field at 11-2.
The Podcast Kingdom – Nothing can stop the impact from taking a million Triple C’s, who topped the league at 173 to move to 12-1 and an RCL juggernaut. Go get em Kingdom! Somebody get em!
Nick’s Bad JB Impersonation – Absolutely nothing can stop Always Shady in PHI who is the hottest team in the RCLs right now. Topping the league yet again with 190 points, Shady is now at 10 straight for a 10-3 record. Pretty sure the only 10-game win streak in all RCL this year. Congrats Shady and if you win the RCL title after going 0-3, you would be the legend of legends!
Any Given Sunday – Sexy Suzy Kolber II was just all sorts of fine on the sideline this week, racking up 190 points for a Namath-esque jaw-dropping win. OK, so maybe a little hyperbole, “but I wanna kiss you!” Sexy moves to 8-5 and temporarily holding onto the final playoff spot while Commissioner Gordon is raging like Bane from out of the sewer to a 6-game win streak to move to 10-3 and shot into first place.
Booty Hunters Unlimited – The Pooperstars edged out top scoring with 165, while Suck For Luck sucked just enough for another win to move to 10-3. Three playoff spots are already locked up, with three teams vying for the final playoff spot.
The Razzbro League – Huge week from Girl Toy’s Team who made this week “MINE!” Another win from 21 Grahams has the Teddy’s in first at 9-4 and looking to stay the one game ahead of the field for the top playoff seed.
The Shadynastys – Even in a week where 5 teams outscored him, Gtoxitis holds onto the menacing top spot at 11-2, despite his questionable ethics and body odor. Wasting Time led the league in scoring at 178 and vaults into third place and a playoff clinching.
Razzball Experts League – Nathan – RevelSports put up a big fat 194 to top the perts this week, with the Rushmore Beekeepers moving to 11-2 and still topping the league.
One More RCL – The immense power and training experience from the Kobayashi Maru taught everyone how to top their league with 194 points scoring and how to top the standings at 10-3 for a guaranteed #1 seed.
Shoot your RCL smack talk below and thanks again for joining the RCL Football Leagues this year. Good luck in week 14!