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When given the opportunity, I will never not use this. You have my word.

Look guys, if I could make a post where it was just that GIF and nothing else, I’d do it. But that’s kind of like someone spending a few hours making you cupcakes and then just eating the frosting. Sorry mom! And trust me, this was a hard decision-making process I went through there, with all the HARF HARF Big Ben GIFs that we have uploaded and ready to go, sorta how Roethlisberger describes himself around the bathroom stall. And while it sucks that I’ve been writing about football so long that I know how to spell Roethlisberger’s last name without Googling it first, it does give some perspective on a pretty intriguing Sunday Night Football game, probably the most intrugingest of the year. On another note, I’ve been doing this long enough to make up my own words, so yeah. Both teams have a questionable loss, but are 2-1, both teams have playoff aspirations (with potential… I’m sure the Browns, actually, no, I’m sure the Colts have aspirations, just not the potential, for example), and both are expecting their star running backs to make their debut tonight. One because he’s gets injured every three weeks, and other because of the ganja. Who will make the bigger impact? Which team will come out on top, thus taking a closer step to eventually losing to the Patriots in the playoffs? How many timeouts will Andy Reid eat? Find out all the answers to these questions and more tonight!

 

Drinking Game

My reaction watching this game as well...

Take a sip of your drink if…

Jamaal Charles probably should have gotten the ball instead of whoever did.

Alex Smith checks down. (Take baby sips.)

Cris Collinsworth fellates a lineman.

You see a shameless ad for Timeless or any one of those redundant Chicago shows. CHICAGO TAXIDERMIST. CHICAGO DOG-CATCHER.

If the camera shows one of those super fat ladies swinging a terrible towel like it means something.

The Steelers go for a stupid bubble screen or end aorund to Antonio Brown.

Finish your drink if…

They show a Steelers Super Bowl montage.

Al Michaels says “YUUUUUUUUUGE” in any context.

Bob Costas gets smarmy. Finish another drink if he’s wearing a sweater vest.

Andy Reid calls a dumb timeout.

 

Totally Legitimate Game Prediction

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Kansas City Chiefs – 14 (How many weeks Charles will be out if someone touches him tonight.)

Pittsburgh Steelers – 28 (The amount of games Steelers are ahead of the Browns in the standings.)

 

 

  1. Bye Felica says:
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    Would you try trading CJ Anderson and Cooks for AJ Green in 1 pt PPR if you have as follows

    QB Stafford
    RB Lacy, CJ, Freeman, Coleman, D’Angelo, Demarco
    WR OBJ, Cooks, Shepard, Devante Parker
    TE Kelce, the kid from San Diego Hunter or whatever..

    I need a heavy hitter and Green is high volume. Yes right? My RB would be Freeman and Murray and I’d flex Shepard Coleman etc depending on matchups

    • Bye Felica says:
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      @Bye Felica: This is a 10 team $1200 league too btw (so no pressure) lol

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Bye Felica: Yeah, I think you have the depth to pull that off. Have you tried Murray and Cooks instead?

      • Bye Felica says:
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        @Jay: No why? You don’t think Murray will last either do you? Ha everyone keeps saying he’s going to break down and get hurt. If i traded him and he scores 20+ every week and lose I’ll hate myself forever. I trust him more than CJ. I still have salt in the wound from last season.

        If. I do that deal I’m going to try getting Brady or Luck tossed in because he owns both.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Bye Felica: Ah, yeah, it’s about trust, I’m on the CJA bandwagon, but I can’t argue against either, just comes down to personal preference. And I’d want Brady if possible.

          • Bye Felica says:
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            @Jay: If I can get AJ and Brady for Murray and Cooks it’s a insta accept. But I don’t see it happening. This league is full of savvy peeps. Hell… he might even be reading this now lmao

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @Bye Felica: True, but he might be desperate for a RB. It’s not like baseball when you can have some time to make roster decisions.

      • Bye Felica says:
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        @Jay: He’s about to be 0-4

        I’m either going to be 3-1 or 2-2 depending on what OBJ and Kelce do. He needs the backs more than me. I’m just scared to move Murray because he is absolutely wrecking shit right now. And he gets a fair amount of pas targets while CJ hardly gets pass plays. I don’t know.. I hate giving up a #1 ranked RB (scoring)
        in a 2-1. Henry does worry me but i don’t see him taking over this year.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Bye Felica: Yeah, like I said, both are interchangeable, depending on who you like.

          • Bye Felica says:
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            @Jay: Thanks for the help and reassuring me I’m not nuts. I’m going to try the 2-2 and see where it goes. Good luck tonight and razzup.

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @Bye Felica: You’re not man, and thanks!

  2. John says:
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    I just got offered his Gurley and T. Kelce for my CJ Anderson and Fleener?

    • John says:
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      @John: Fleener is my starting TE so i need TE help

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @John: I hear ya, but I think Fleener and Kelce aren’t that far apart.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @John: I like it, and I’d probably would have done it last week, but I’m starting to get a little nervous on Gurley right now. If I were you, I’d see if you could build a better deal for yourself here.

  3. William Hung says:
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    Soooooo about my question regarding picking up Robert Woods – he’s solid, huh?

    I’m thinking of dumping Humphries for Woods and then dumping Bortles for Wentz… not sure what to do cause Bortles looks terrible, but for Fantasy Football, he hasn’t been awful.

    • William Hung says:
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      nevermind, I think I’ll keep Humphries or drop him for another WR (Brice, if Dez is missing another game?), my drop this week is Dwayne Washington if his ankle injury is going to make him miss next week.

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @William Hung: I like Humphries over Brice, but in a vacuum, they are pretty even.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William Hung: Yeah, that’s totally fine. Yeah, I think Bortles and Wentz are in the same place. I just think this is who Bortles is now.

      • William Hung says:
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        @Jay: Jeff George 2016… big arm, but makes awful decisions and inconsistent on every throw

  4. William Hung says:
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    I’m headed for a 2nd straight week where I’m in the top 5 of highest scorers but going to get the L… I’m looking to be 1-3, so what’s the strategy for getting out this rut? This is my first year where my team is scoring points, but it just so happens I’m going up against teams that have career days from players. This week I was victim to Julio Jones and Matt Ryan.

    How do teams recover from this position?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William Hung: they start winning. It’s like the Moneyball concept, here, scoring the most points is what matters. After that, it’s out of your control.

      • I got $100 for groceries, $1400 for liquor, and $6,000 for you to go bail a couple of shit puppets out of jail says:
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        @Jay: D in fantasy football is the same as a “system” in roulette (actually it’s better since all teams get the same amount of controlling luck in their schedule). in roulette just not making any bets makes you money when compared to playing.

  5. Bishop says:
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    So what’s your take on Jamaal Charles? I know that he’s finally back healthy and of course every year is a top fantasy back. But I’m starting to think that the Chiefs will limit his output for the rest of the season because of his past injuries and start this RBBC crap in order to preserve him for the playoffs. Plus Ware been playing awesome while Jamaal was sideline and I believe the Chiefs wanna keep giving him alot of playing time. Someone in my league offered me Carlos Hyde for Jamaal. 12 man standard league. If I knew for sure that the Chiefs plan to give Charles his normal workload or even close to his normal workload the rest of the season…no question I’m rocking with Jamaal. But at this point….I just don’t know….plus I gotta consider Charles past injuries…of course Hyde is injury prone as well, but he has been playing solid this year for the Niners. I have David Johnson as my other big time back….and I just traded Ryan Mathews for Doug Martin. …of course he probably won’t be back until after TB bye in week 7. So what’s your thoughts…..should I hold tight with Charles or make the Hyde trade? I’m usually pretty solid when it comes to making fantasy moves and trades…but this one really got me stump.

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