What the heck just happened. Smooth sailing on the ship of the S.S. Fantasy, and then, we hit the large iceberg known as the “injury”. From a fellow owner of the some of the guys injured, like most of you, survival mode is kicking into high gear. The news about Keenan Allen is particularly troubling, because I completely bought into Allen, drinking the Kool-aid preseason and basically owning him everywhere. I even own him in the two-team league that I share with my mom. Yeah it’s sad, but we share a league, but draft six teams a piece. The winner gets a sundae at the local ice cream shop with unlimited toppings. The league is fun, but not accepting new applicants! So back to the land of Whale’s Vaginas and who in Sam hell will benefit from the pass happy attack of the Bolts. The names are fairly well bantered around fantasy circles: Stevie Johnson and Malcolm Floyd are the main beneficiaries of the unfortunate-ness that is the kidney injury to Keenan. So what you are asking yourself is who to grab, who will be the main beneficiary and basically what the hell do you do with the void that is a WR2 that you now (and me) have. Well, the good news is that in the sum of several 100 words, the answer or for lack of a phrase, the non-answer will pronounce itself like a lighthouse set in the middle of Iowa. So hang out, get relaxed, and put on some comfy pants for the next 2-7 minutes, depending on reading level and we can talk this out in a group format.
Please, blog, may I have some more?