That’s right folks. The anticipation has been mind boggling. MIND. BOGGLING. To be totally honest, I’m not quite famlier with what the Combine is or what it does. Just a few months ago, I thought it was a part in F/A 18 Hornet Fighter Jet. Why? Because it’s a jet. That can shoot missiles. Makes thing’s go boom… ya know, the stuff that matters. But to my surprise, and disappointment, I found out that the combine has nothing to do with M61A1 20-millimeter gun pew-pews. In fact, here’s where my research led me:
“The NFL Scouting Combine is a week-long showcase occurring every February at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana, where college football players perform physical and mental tests in front of National Football League coaches, general managers, and scouts.”
Well, that certainly set me straight. And while I may not know much about the Combine, we’ve dedicated our Dynasty Contributor, Josh O., to the subject-matter, providing you the lowdown, fantasy-wise, on the Combine. Good content does exist this time of year! Unlike Manti Te’o’s girlfriend. Which, actually, doesn’t exist any years. Fascinating…
So there are a few things to look forward to during the official Razzball Combine Week. First, we won’t be in Indianapolis, so we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Unless you like swimming in brown gravy. Then, sorry bro. Second, if you are prepping for a Dynasty Rookie Draft, or are thinking about doing a Dynasty league, this week-long event was made for you. Even in deep redrafts or redrafts in general, there’s some good information to glean from here. Because gleaning makes me think of massages. Which also seems like a net-net gain.
So here’s the tentative schedule of events:
Monday — Tight Ends
Tuesday — Quarterbacks
Wednesday — Wide Receivers
Thursday — Running Backs
So look forward to some tight end action later today. That’s what she said.