Every so often, something so astounding occurs, that is changes the world forever. I was surfing ESPN today and I viewed a word that I’ve never witnessed on any sports site: Brothel. So it turns out that a semi-pro soccer team has turned to a few local whore houses for sponsorship and after digesting this article I came to one solid conclusion: It’s about damn time.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Right out the gate, please allow me to apologize for the Jerome Simpson hype. I’d heard nothing but great things out of the Vikings camp from my inside sources and he looked fantastic in his first contest back from suspension. I obviously had no clue the man had spina bifida.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Watching the presidential debate got me to thinking if I’d be good in politics. My heart says yes. The numerous Brett Favre and Greg Odenish pics out there of me are telling me no. When I say numerous, I mean enough to have my own porn site.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Very early Wednesday morning, I journeyed down to Starbucks to get my usual Venti-quad-skinny-ice-vanilla latte and two protein bistro boxes. I seriously can’t live without them. Anyway, you could imagine my excitement when I pulled into a full-on police and convict showdown.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Is there anything better then NFL football? Well, maybe NFL football with NFL referees, but hey, it’s not stopping me from watching. How has this sport not caught on worldwide? Truly befuddling. But who cares about any other countries? This is America baby.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Wow, what an opening weekend! Fantasy football just got wilder then Richard Gere on a weekend getaway at a gerbil farm. Of course I’m not referring to the outcomes of the REAL football games, as there were not big time shockers there, other then RG3 leading “the Skins” over the Saints.Please, blog, may I have some more?