| QB | RB | WR | TE | D | K | |
| R | Qube Squared | Six To Pick | Overall 1st Rounders | Fab Four | Deez R Nutz | Frickin Kickers |
| A | Michael Vick | Arian Foster | Andre Johnson | Jermichael Finley | Pittsburgh Steelers | Nate Kaeding |
| Z | Aaron Rodgers | Adrian L. Peterson | Roddy White | Dallas Clark | Green Bay Packers | Stephen Gostkowski |
| Z | Four To Adore | Jamaal Charles | Calvin Johnson | Antonio Gates | NY Jets | Garrett Hartley |
| B | Drew Brees | Chris D. Johnson | I Want | Jason Witten | Philadelphia Eagles | Mason Crosby |
| A | Peyton Manning | Ray Rice | Larry Fitzgerald | I May OD on OD | Baltimore Ravens | Neil Rackers |
| L | Philip Rivers | LeSean McCoy | Mike Wallace | Owen Daniels | NY Giants | Alex Henery |
| L | Tom Brady | Secondly Tiered | Hakeem Nicks | Good and Possibly Great | New England Patriots | Adam Vinatieri |
| I'll Own Him | Rashard Mendenhall | Consolation Prizes | Vernon Davis | Chicago Bears | Lawrence Tynes | |
| D | Tony Romo | Darren McFadden | Reggie Wayne | Jimmy Graham | Dallas Cowboys | Sebastian Janikowski |
| R | Safe Starts | Matt Forte | Vincent Jackson | Marcedes Lewis | Minnesota Vikings | Billy Cundiff |
| A | Matt Schaub | Risky But Studly | Miles Austin | Kellen Winslow | New Orleans Saints | Robbie Gould |
| F | Ben Roethlisberger | Frank Gore | Brandon Marshall | Rob Gronkowski | San Francisco 49ers | Matt Bryant |
| T | Matt Ryan | Michael Turner | Don't Scoff | Hitting A Wall | Miami Dolphins | Dan Carpenter |
| I | Eli Manning | Maurice Jones-Drew | Dwayne Bowe | Brandon Pettigrew | San Diego Chargers | Josh Scobee |
| N | Riskier But Upsidealishish | Jahvid Best | Steve Johnson | Chris Cooley | Kansas City Chiefs | David Akers |
| G | Jay Cutler | Steven Jackson | Greg Jennings | Zach J. Miller | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Nick Folk |
| Matthew Stafford | Goodly Upsided | Wes Welker | Dustin Keller | Detroit Lions | Connor Barth | |
| T | You Might Hit Your Head On Their Ceiling | Peyton Hillis | Brandon Lloyd | Some Sneaky Goodness | Atlanta Falcons | Josh Brown |
| I | Josh Freeman | Ahmad Bradshaw | I'll Be Mining This Tier | Jared Cook | Tennessee Titans | Ryan Succup |
| E | Joe Flacco | Ryan Mathews | DeSean Jackson | Brent Celek | Indianapolis Colts | Rob Bironas |
| R | #2 Qubes | Shonn Greene | Mike A. Williams | Ben Watson | Oakland Raiders | David Buehler |
| S | Sam Bradford | Felix Jones | Santonio Holmes | Tony Moeaki | St. Louis Rams | Matt Prater |
| Ryan Fitzpatrick | LeGarrette Blount | Percy Harvin | TE's Are Deep (insert joke) | Carolina Panthers | Ryan Longwell | |
| .5 PPR | Matt Cassel | Mark Ingram | Austin Collie | Tony Gonzalez | Houston Texans | Jay Feely |
| David Garrard | They'll Do | Mario Manningham | Kevin Boss | Arizona Cardinals | Joe Nedney | |
| 10-Aug | Kevin Kolb | Knowshon Moreno | Sidney Rice | Julius Thomas | Buffalo Bills | Graham Gano |
| Jason Campbell | DeAngelo Williams | Dez Bryant | Heath Miller | Washington Redskins | Jason Hanson | |
| Mark Sanchez | Ryan Grant | Mike Thomas | Anthony Fasano | Cincinnati Bengals | Phil Dawson | |
| Donovan McNabb | Fred Jackson | Dumb, Sick and Stupid | Greg Olsen | Seattle Seahawks | John Kasay | |
| Colt McCoy | Slim Pickens | Chad Ochocinco | Todd Heap | Denver Broncos | Dave Rayner | |
| Matt Hasselbeck | Marshawn Lynch | Kenny Britt | Aaron Hernandez | Cleveland Browns | Swayze Waters | |
| Kyle Orton | Cedric Benson | Jeremy Maclin | Lance Kendricks | Jacksonville Jaguars | Mike Nugent | |
| Ugh and Blugh | Joseph Addai | Nah | Jermaine Gresham | Rian Lindell | ||
| Chad Henne | Beanie Wells | Marques Colston | Kellen Davis | Olindo Mare | ||
| Cam Newton | Delone Carter | Anquan Boldin | Visanthe Shiancoe | Nick Novak | ||
| Andy Dalton | Daniel Thomas | Mixed Bag O' Nuts | Dennis Pitta | Kris Brown | ||
| Charlie Whitehurst | Brandon Jacobs | Danny Amendola | Ed Dickson | Jeff Reed | ||
| Rex Grossman | LaDainian Tomlinson | Pierre Garcon | John Carlson | Shaun Suisham | ||
| Colin Kaepernick | James Starks | Lance Moore | Kyle Rudolph | |||
| Tim Tebow | C.J. Spiller | Santana Moss | Michael Hoomanawanui | |||
| Christian Ponder | Jonathan Stewart | Mike Sims-Walker | Martellus Bennett | |||
| Alex D. Smith | Mike Tolbert | Some Upside Here | Tony Scheffler | |||
| John Beck | Reggie Bush | Johnny Knox | ||||
| Blaine Gabbert | Justin Forsett | Davone Bess | ||||
| Matt Moore | Roy Helu | Jacoby Ford | ||||
| Vince Young | Pierre Thomas | Robert Meachem | ||||
| Jake Locker | Michael Bush | Steve Smith | ||||
| Jimmy Clausen | Rashad Jennings | Julio Jones | ||||
| John Skelton | BenJarvus Green-Ellis | Michael Crabtree | ||||
| Jake Locker | Bernard Scott | AJ Green | ||||
| Jimmy Clausen | Ryan Williams | Upside Is On The Low Side | ||||
| John Skelton | Tashard Choice | Roy E. Williams | ||||
| Blaine Gabbert | Darren Sproles | Hines Ward | ||||
| Matt Moore | Willis McGahee | Earl Bennett | ||||
| Carson Palmer | Jacquizz Rodgers | Braylon Edwards | ||||
| Shane Vereen | Andre Roberts | |||||
| Tim Hightower | Arrelious Benn | |||||
| Thomas Jones | Malcom Floyd | |||||
| Danny Woodhead | Nate Burleson | |||||
| Demarco Murray | Jerome Simpson | |||||
| Jason Snelling | Jason Hill | |||||
| Stevan Ridley | Mike Williams | |||||
| Montario Hardesty | Derrick Mason | |||||
| Evan Royster | Eddie Royal | |||||
| Ronnie Brown | Jacoby Jones | |||||
| Marion Barber | Greg Little | |||||
| Ryan Torain | James Jones | |||||
| Javon Ringer | Jerricho Cotchery | |||||
| Kendall Hunter | Roscoe Parrish | |||||
| Jerome Harrison | Mohamed Massaquoi | |||||
| Ricky Williams | Kevin Walter | |||||
| Toby Gerhart | Anthony Armstrong | |||||
| Dexter McCluster | Plaxico Burress | |||||
| Mike Goodson | Jordy Nelson | |||||
| LaRod Stephens-Howling | Deion Branch | |||||
| Anthony Dixon | Torrey Smith | |||||
| Le�Ron McClain | Brandon Gibson | |||||
| Donald Brown | Lee Evans | |||||
| the name of the day is: Swayze Waters | Bilal Powell | Josh Morgan | ||||
| Chris Ivory | Devin Hester | |||||
| Correll Buckhalter | Brandon LaFell | |||||
| Isaac Redman | Emmanuel Sanders | |||||
| Derrick Ward | Nate Washington | |||||
| Joe McKnight | Golden Tate | |||||
| Taiwan Jones | Steve Smith | |||||
| Ben Tate | Jordan Shipley | |||||
| John Kuhn | Danario Alexander | |||||
| Dion Lewis | Titus Young | |||||
| Deji Karim | Steve Breaston | |||||
| Maurice Morris | Leonard Hankerson | |||||
| Chester Taylor | Donnie Avery | |||||
| Jalen Parmele | Louis Murphy | |||||
| Jason Avant | ||||||
| Brian Hartline | ||||||
| Mark Clayton | ||||||
| Donald Driver | ||||||
| David Gettis | ||||||
| Brian Robiskie | ||||||
| Jabar Gaffney | ||||||
| Jarett Dillard | ||||||
| Brandon Tate | ||||||
| Ben Obomanu | ||||||
| Tandon Doss | ||||||
| Eric Decker | ||||||
| Devery Henderson | ||||||
| Jeremy Kerley | ||||||
| Vincent Brown | ||||||
| Dane Sanzenbacher | ||||||
| Greg Camarillo | ||||||
| Damian Williams | ||||||
| Antonio Brown | ||||||
| Jonathan Baldwin | ||||||
| Michael Jenkins | ||||||
| Denarius Moore | ||||||
| Early Doucet | ||||||
| Darrius Heyward-Bey | ||||||
| Jerheme Urban | ||||||
| Deon Butler | ||||||
| Patrick Crayton | ||||||
| David Nelson | ||||||
| Victor Cruz | ||||||