| QB | RB | WR | TE | D | K | ||
| R | Masters Of Their Domain | They're So Money | The "O" Face | These Go To Eleven | The Dude Abides | Frickin Kickers | |
| A | Michael Vick | Arian Foster | Andre Johnson | Jermichael Finley | Philadelphia Eagles | Nate Kaeding | |
| Z | Aaron Rodgers | Adrian L. Peterson | Roddy White | Dallas Clark | Pittsburgh Steelers | Stephen Gostkowski | |
| Z | The Best Jerry | Jamaal Charles | Calvin Johnson | Antonio Gates | Green Bay Packers | Garrett Hartley | |
| B | Drew Brees | Ray Rice | Larry Fitzgerald | Jason Witten | NY Jets | Mason Crosby | |
| A | Peyton Manning | Chris D. Johnson | Hakeem Nicks | Armadillos In Our Trousers | Nihlists | Neil Rackers | |
| L | Philip Rivers | LeSean McCoy | Yeah, that's it. Great. | Owen Daniels | Baltimore Ravens | Alex Henery | |
| L | Tom Brady | They Don't Even Know It | Mike Wallace | Jimmy Graham | NY Giants | Adam Vinatieri | |
| Tony Romo | Rashard Mendenhall | Reggie Wayne | Vernon Davis | New England Patriots | Lawrence Tynes | ||
| D | Giddyup! | Darren McFadden | Vincent Jackson | Kellen Winslow | Chicago Bears | Sebastian Janikowski | |
| R | Matt Schaub | Matt Forte | Miles Austin | Marcedes Lewis | Dallas Cowboys | Billy Cundiff | |
| A | Ben Roethlisberger | Frank Gore | Set The Building On Fire | Brandon Pettigrew | Minnesota Vikings | Robbie Gould | |
| F | Matt Ryan | Vegas Baby | Wes Welker | Chris Cooley | New Orleans Saints | Matt Bryant | |
| T | Eli Manning | Jahvid Best | Brandon Marshall | Fine Line Between Clever And Stupid | San Francisco 49ers | Dan Carpenter | |
| I | Matthew Stafford | Peyton Hillis | Steve Johnson | Rob Gronkowski | Miami Dolphins | Josh Scobee | |
| N | Josh Freeman | Steven Jackson | Dwayne Bowe | Zach J. Miller | San Diego Chargers | David Akers | |
| G | Yada Yada Yada | Maurice Jones-Drew | Greg Jennings | Dustin Keller | Kansas City Chiefs | Nick Folk | |
| Jay Cutler | Ahmad Bradshaw | Austin Collie | Brent Celek | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Connor Barth | ||
| T | Joe Flacco | Michael Turner | Mike A. Williams | Jared Cook | Detroit Lions | Josh Brown | |
| I | Sam Bradford | Felix Jones | Celebrate Their Entire Collection | Patron Saint Of Quality Footwear | Atlanta Falcons | Ryan Succup | |
| E | Ryan Fitzpatrick | Shonn Greene | Percy Harvin | Ben Watson | Tennessee Titans | Rob Bironas | |
| R | Matt Cassel | Beautiful Babies | Brandon Lloyd | Tony Gonzalez | Indianapolis Colts | David Buehler | |
| S | David Garrard | Knowshon Moreno | Santonio Holmes | Greg Olsen | Oakland Raiders | Matt Prater | |
| Kevin Kolb | DeAngelo Williams | Mario Manningham | Lance Kendricks | St. Louis Rams | Ryan Longwell | ||
| PPR | Jason Campbell | Mark Ingram | DeSean Jackson | Tony Moeaki | Carolina Panthers | Jay Feely | |
| Tarvaris Jackson | LeGarrette Blount | Sidney Rice | Heath Miller | Houston Texans | Joe Nedney | ||
| Mark Sanchez | Do Your Thing With The Thing | Dez Bryant | Julius Thomas | Arizona Cardinals | Graham Gano | ||
| 18-Aug | Donovan McNabb | Ryan Mathews | Mike Thomas | Kevin Boss | Buffalo Bills | Jason Hanson | |
| Colt McCoy | Ryan Grant | Some Talent Ass Clowns | Aaron Hernandez | Washington Redskins | Phil Dawson | ||
| Cam Newton | Fred Jackson | Anquan Boldin | Like Lukewarm Water | Cincinnati Bengals | John Kasay | ||
| Matt Hasselbeck | Cedric Benson | Chad Ochocinco | Todd Heap | Seattle Seahawks | Dave Rayner | ||
| Kyle Orton | Joseph Addai | Kenny Britt | Jermaine Gresham | Denver Broncos | Swayze Waters | ||
| Chad Henne | Mike Tolbert | Danny Amendola | Anthony Fasano | Cleveland Browns | Mike Nugent | ||
| Andy Dalton | Marshawn Lynch | Jeremy Maclin | Dennis Pitta | Jacksonville Jaguars | Rian Lindell | ||
| Charlie Whitehurst | Daniel Thomas | Marques Colston | Kellen Davis | Olindo Mare | |||
| John Beck | Guy Behind The Guy Behind The Guy | Did you get that memo? | Visanthe Shiancoe | Nick Novak | |||
| Alex D. Smith | Beanie Wells | Davone Bess | Ed Dickson | Kris Brown | |||
| Tim Tebow | LaDainian Tomlinson | Pierre Garcon | Fred Davis | Jeff Reed | |||
| Christian Ponder | C.J. Spiller | Santana Moss | John Carlson | Shaun Suisham | |||
| Rex Grossman | Ryan Williams | Lance Moore | Kyle Rudolph | ||||
| Colin Kaepernick | Brandon Jacobs | Mike Sims-Walker | Michael Hoomanawanui | ||||
| Blaine Gabbert | James Starks | Steve Smith | Martellus Bennett | ||||
| Matt Moore | Stevan Ridley | Jacoby Ford | |||||
| Vince Young | Tim Hightower | Julio Jones | |||||
| Jake Locker | Jonathan Stewart | Robert Meachem | |||||
| Jimmy Clausen | Wait 6 Weeks To Call | Jump To Conclusions! | |||||
| John Beck | Reggie Bush | Michael Crabtree | |||||
| Blaine Gabbert | Justin Forsett | Hines Ward | |||||
| Matt Moore | Delone Carter | AJ Green | |||||
| Vince Young | Pierre Thomas | Derrick Mason | |||||
| Jake Locker | Michael Bush | Roy E. Williams | |||||
| Jimmy Clausen | Rashad Jennings | Braylon Edwards | |||||
| John Skelton | Roy Helu | Andre Roberts | |||||
| Bernard Scott | Lee Evans | ||||||
| BenJarvus Green-Ellis | Nate Burleson | ||||||
| Jacquizz Rodgers | Malcom Floyd | ||||||
| Danny Woodhead | Greg Little | ||||||
| Darren Sproles | The Bobs | ||||||
| Shane Vereen | Jerome Simpson | ||||||
| Willis McGahee | Jason Hill | ||||||
| Tashard Choice | Eddie Royal | ||||||
| Demarco Murray | Devin Hester | ||||||
| Thomas Jones | Mike Williams | ||||||
| Jason Snelling | Arrelious Benn | ||||||
| Montario Hardesty | Jacoby Jones | ||||||
| Evan Royster | James Jones | ||||||
| Ronnie Brown | Earl Bennett | ||||||
| Kendall Hunter | A Case Of The Mondays | ||||||
| Ryan Torain | Jerricho Cotchery | ||||||
| Javon Ringer | Roscoe Parrish | ||||||
| Jerome Harrison | Kevin Walter | ||||||
| Marion Barber | Plaxico Burress | ||||||
| Dexter McCluster | Jordy Nelson | ||||||
| Ricky Williams | Anthony Armstrong | ||||||
| Mike Goodson | Deion Branch | ||||||
| LaRod Stephens-Howling | Brandon Gibson | ||||||
| Le�Ron McClain | Mohamed Massaquoi | ||||||
| Donald Brown | Brandon LaFell | ||||||
| Toby Gerhart | Josh Morgan | ||||||
| the name of the day is: snozberries | Anthony Dixon | Emmanuel Sanders | |||||
| Bilal Powell | Steve Smith | ||||||
| Skank Shift | Jordan Shipley | ||||||
| Correll Buckhalter | Nate Washington | ||||||
| Derrick Ward | Golden Tate | ||||||
| Isaac Redman | Titus Young | ||||||
| Chris Ivory | Steve Breaston | ||||||
| Taiwan Jones | Danario Alexander | ||||||
| Ben Tate | Leonard Hankerson | ||||||
| Joe McKnight | Donnie Avery | ||||||
| Maurice Morris | Louis Murphy | ||||||
| Deji Karim | Jason Avant | ||||||
| John Kuhn | Brian Hartline | ||||||
| Dion Lewis | Johnny Knox | ||||||
| Chester Taylor | Mark Clayton | ||||||
| Jalen Parmele | Donald Driver | ||||||
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