We are three weeks into the season and the target numbers are piling up so it’s time to sift through them for some gems or cubic zirconium. Wide Receivers Johnny Knox: In the first 3 weeks his targets have gone 4, 10, 3. Hmmm, not the consistency you want to see. Hester isn’t going anywhere […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
The best blend of accurate and bold weekly projections for QB/RB/WR/TE + PK + Defensive Teams and IDP as well as a kick-ass DFS lineup optimizer and projections for DraftKings, FanDuel, and Yahoo!.
The men on the wire jump off tonight. Get out your big, soft, trampoliney things with the bright red bullseyes on them. Glen Coffee: I know this is a no-brainer, but just in case you were on the fence or lost your brain in some kind of farming accident, pick him up if you still […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Eradicator: “Dude, it’s OVER!” Me: “What are you talking about? What’s over?” Eradicator: “Everything men have been talking about for centuries; it’s all been washed away by keystrokes. This woman wrote abook about how guys act toward girls and is telling them to dump their man if he doesn’t put her first all the time. […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
No this isn’t a chain letter or cheesy personality test that someone dumps on you on Facebook. Actually it sort of is the latter. There is a lot of psychology involved in Fantasy Football and the sooner we acknowledge it and start paying attention the better. I admit this is a bit simplistic. However: A) […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
I don’t love or hate Brett Favre. I am glad he is around so I can add words and phrases like osteoporosis, One A Day Men’s 50+ Advantage, Extenze, etc to my posts, but watching him throw that game winner to Greg Lewis was just awesome. Will he put up more games like that? Probably. […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Lots of football reporters, analysts, and bloggers like to wait till Monday or Tuesday morning to talk about what they saw, rate their teams’ performance, and to criticize the “poor” coaching decisions made on Sunday. But me? I like to do it before it even happens. I prefer this method because if ESPN is any […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s Football Friday here at Razzball headquarters. I just saw Grey drinking a daiquiri he received in the mail from a loyal reader who is on the verge of winning his baseball league. He is saying something, he wants to thank everyone for, wait, he’s slurring his words, thank everyone for, uh, oh, he just […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
I went to college in a small town with only a few bars. In small college towns there is always the designated “hook up bar” where young men and women flock to satisfy their carnal urges. Every weekend inaudible drunkenness and debauchery hang as a thick cloud, facilitating coitus (sometimes on the premises). Our parents […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Fantasy Football Knights of the Roundtable have gathered here to help conquer the evil questions that plague the realm of Fantasy Footballia. Below you will find the metaphorical swords to slay your opponents, metaphorically. Sleepers: Eli Manning, New York Giants The Buccaneers have given up 282 yards per game through the air and a […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Tashard Choice went off last year after the Cat and the Barbarian were both out of commission. That was against actual defenses and if Barber is out next week the team Choice will face, Carolina, has yet to show signs of an actual defense. Of course reports on Marion Barber vary from day to day […]Please, blog, may I have some more?