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I thought trading away Percy Harvin was going to solve all your problems? Well, I guess trading away one of your best weapons doesn't exactly solve terrible play-calling, subpar offensive line play, and very un-special teams play. So, despite the faulty narrative that I'm sure will be thrown about, here we are, CONDITION CRIMSON RED, also the color of Tom Coughlin's face. As was alluded to early yesterday, imagining an outcome such as this was a fools errand, but it wouldn't have been the craziest thing to think that the Rams could pull off the upset. And while it took wild and boner inducing events (which is also my pet name for your mom) to take place, the impossible was suddenly possible, and the 2013 Super Bowl champions are now 3-3. Said events (we'll call them "Cialis") included a hilarious punt return where Tavon Austin lined up on the left side of the field for the return, and acted like he was about to catch the ball, which drew in the entire Seahawks special teams unit, cameraman in full tow, and then this happened...
Later in the game, with Seattle needing a big stop for another chance at the win, Tre Mason broke through for a first down on 3rd-and-1, icing the game right then and there, until he was stripped. The ball bounced forward, was covered by a Rams lineman, only to pop out again and be seemingly recovered by Seattle. Replays did show Richard Sherman on top of the ball for a moment, but "technically" there wasn't enough to overturn the officials call which had rewarded the possession to the Rams. That's two straight losses for Seattle, a team which is now sitting at .500 on the season. Look on the bright side Seahawks fans. After this third loss, the band wagon crowd should be displeased enough to go away. Not as effective as a meteor, but it'll have to do.
We're in this together!I know, I'm asking a lot of you. After capping off the day of football with the Sunday Night Game, it soon dawned upon me how scary it is that this division will, at some point in time, produce, at the very most, one playoff team. It's a scary thought, especially since it was manifested watching a Saints secondary that I should buy to use as a spaghetti strainer. Anything that allows the Cowboys to have consecutive competent drives is something this world isn't ready for. And it wasn't just this one game either. You had the Falcons collapse against a Vikings team that has lost it's best player in Adrian Peterson, is starting a rookie quarterback in Teddy Bridgewater, and still believes Christian Ponder deserves a roster spot in the NFL. Ugh. And then you have the