The 2013 RCL season has come to its triumphant close. What a year it’s been! At one point I had an 8-0 team, no team got to 10-0, and the parity had the overall champion go down to the championship week. Thanks again to everyone for joining this year, and we look forward to having you again for RCL Football in 2014! You can check out the full interactive 2013 RCL Standings, fully updated with the final standings, in the tab up under “Leagues” that shows you how you stacked up against your Razzball competitors in everyone’s attempt at RCL glory.
2013 RCL CHAMPION: But it was no attempt for Gtoxitis, whom we all hail as RCL champion! Gtox brought the smack and backed it up in The Shadynastys league, winning the championship by a mere 6 points after a 12-2 regular season. The fantastic finish for Jamaal Charles led Gtox to RCL glory and the best team in the land. I’ll contact you through your commenter e-mail for your prize and your name will forever be enshrined in the RCL mantle. 2013 – the year of Gtoxitis!
Razzball Writers League – Gurruuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Great name for stadium chants with the confusion of outsiders if they’re booing or not. Like “Luuuuuuuke!” for Luke Kuechly or “Mooooooooose” for Muhsin Muhammad. So what if they’re both Panthers references!? Congrats to Guru for winning the Writer’s League taking his 1st place team right to the league title. The Dirty Turbans FTW!
JB’s Random Commenter League – Proving that seeding is meaningless, 4th place Aaron’s Murder Boner took home the apple pie with a 123-109 win against RotoZak. JB’s RCL is rigged! I shoulda won this year! Unfrotunately my 6-2 squad fell apart like Anchorman 2’s third act. Spoiler alert! The blind thing, really? Kinda mimicked my team as I had a strong middle only to lose sight…
Take On Jaywrong – The fierce, Central American drug cartel fronted by Bob Guatemala took down Jaywrong and 10 other “cheesepoofs” with a definitive championship win. Yescheese was like, “the price is wrong, Bobby!” But then Bob was like, “Now I think you’ve had enough!” Bobby G came into the playoffs with the 1 seed and out with the title, along with a 4th-overall finish in the master standings.
Take On Jaywrong 2 – Yay for inappropriate team names! This is a family site. We’re owned by Nickelodeon Junior. The Pipe Hittahs emerged higher than anyone else, with a 1 seed and a championship belt. The strong run put everyone else’s title hopes up in smoke, as they must thank their kind bud Mr Pipe for teaching them a thing or two.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Wheeden – King Daddy Crunch is your king daddy champ! After a very strong end to the regular season, the #1 seed crunched through the playoffs with a 20-point championship win.
Razzball Rebels – Poon Jab just couldn’t hold up against the Sex Cannons, getting blasted by the 3 seed by 16 points. It is fitting the Rebels champ would be a Sex Cannon! Viva la Revolution!
Monday Morning QB’s – Pulling the best-of-the-best pranks from the movie Jack, Fart in a Jar (well I guess Robin Williams did it in a can I think) takes home the championship belt with a nail-biting 4 point win. The former 4 seed got hot at the right time to preserve the win. Get it? Preserve it? Like in a Jar? I’m still hung over from New Years…
Rancho Rajneesh – Puttin’ on the Fitz, you are a saint. A saint I say! With his redonkulously close 1.7-point win over ReadOptionForDummies, possibly the best RCL team was beaten keeping the overall champion from being shrouded in controversy. With the 6-team playoff structure, ReadOption lost some RCL points with the bye-week, and if the championship was won, I don’t think there would be any question they were the best RCL team. But their aspirations fell shot, unable to top the Ranchos league. Congrats on the title Fitz, wear it proudly!
Murphatron’s RCL - In the other 6-week playoff league, those Feverish Beavers just wouldn’t stop being all feverish with a championship to proudly display in their dam. The #1 seed took care of business, with a 21-point win in the finale needing every last drop of Roddy White’s 32-point game sendoff to lock down the brass.
The Shituation Room - #1 seed michael’s Bold Team could not be stopped, taking the league championship in the league where the top 6 teams ended with 8-6 records. Parity! But it ended with a 34-point blowout in the final, led by the huge week 16 from Eric Decker. Be bold Michael! Be bold.
Hernandez Hit Men – Raynor Shine had nothing but shine in their march to the championship, winning by 37 points in the Super Bowl. Another team with Decker leading the way to a blow out, Raynor proved to be the best hit man in New England.
Pabst & Razz – With a 12-2 record and solidifying the championship, team Turrible ended the year as the #3 overall RCL finisher in an elite season. Turrible can go out and afford better beer than Pabst now! Congrats Turrible, and maybe next year you can rightly call your team Awesomer.
A League of RCL Thrones – Unfortunately for The Hound, his championship aspirations were set on fire and he is heading somewhere that “isn’t burning.” Which gives the title belt to B R O K E N with an impressive 35-point win in week 16’s championship. While it wasn’t the 200 points B R O K E N taunted he would put up, it was a championship nonetheless for this Joker.
RCLBBWSVU – Team Vigilante – you may not be the grand champion, but you are MY grand champion. Well done in beating the thug that is Anal Chiropractor in the finale, and proof that a nasty avatar has no correlation with fantasy championship-winning. Congrats Vigilante!
My Wife Frowns Upon This – Unlike the real Big D squad there in Dallas, Big D in the Frown league was able to win a championship and avoid a December collapse. Tough loss for One I’d Willy coming in as the #1 seed at 12-2, but it was still a good season for captain Willy. Big D with the Big W.
Cracklin’ Brats RCL - In one of the tighest championship games I’ve ever seen, Planet 10 was barely able to complete the championship run with a 90.70-90.38 win against OVER THE HILL. Planet 10 got over a third of his points from Peyton Manning, plus 25 from Jamaal Charles, then no one over 6 points. But it was just enough for the title in the squeaky win.
Bobby Boucher’s Water Bottle - In another tight game, the Cowtown Russellers came out of 2013 with a championship, beating the D-Town Stompers by just over 2 points. A team effort led by JC Superstar and Ryan Mathews, Cowtown closed out the water bottle with a game fitting for a gatorade bath.
The Podcast Kingdom – Ohhhh man… The Triple C’s were just unable to close out the season as the only 13-1 RCL team, choking in the finale to league champ Finish Honor Faith. Triple C’s – your season was like the undefeated Patriots, unable to close out against the Giants and the unbelievable talent of Plaxico Burress. Honor and Faith won out, taking home a championship belt from the Kingdom, as Triple C’s ends the year as the #2 overall finisher. Twas in your hands!
Nick’s Bad JB Impersonation – The key to success? Straight Cash Homey! And it was a straight blowout, winning by over 50 points in the championship for the title belt in J-FOH’s league. Jack – I say we team up and take his straight cash. We’re pretty mean lookin’ dudes.
Any Given Sunday – Its a sorgi orgy is your champion! And in a fitting narrative given the league name, orgy was the #4 seed and pulled out wins in the two most important Sundays. Oliver Stone is proud!
Booty Hunters Unlimited – Capping off a huge season, Suck for Luck was able to finish out the great year with the championship hardware. The #1 seed had an 11-3 regular season, big finales from his studs Murray and McCoy, leading Suck to a 5th overall RCL finish. Great work my man!
The Razzbro League – The Guru went 1 for 2 in championships in the RCL, losing out in this one to the champion 21 Grahams. A big 30-point win put the icing on the cake for the Teddy Grahams, led by the big finish by McCoy and of course a nice game from their namesake Jimmy.
One More RCL – And last but definitely not least, it was a huge season from Kobayashi Maru, who led the league most of the year, got a #1 seed, then closed out with an impressive 32-point championship win. Give someone else a chance, Maru! Great endings from Murray and A.J. Green secured the big trophy and a 10th overall finish in the RCL standings.
Thanks again for playing RCL Football this year and I hope you had a great 2013 season!