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2013 RCL FootballThe 2013 RCL season has come to its triumphant close.  What a year it’s been!  At one point I had an 8-0 team, no team got to 10-0, and the parity had the overall champion go down to the championship week.  Thanks again to everyone for joining this year, and we look forward to having you again for RCL Football in 2014!  You can check out the full interactive 2013 RCL Standings, fully updated with the final standings, in the tab up under “Leagues” that shows you how you stacked up against your Razzball competitors in everyone’s attempt at RCL glory.

RCL Top Scorer2013 RCL CHAMPION: But it was no attempt for Gtoxitis, whom we all hail as RCL champion!  Gtox brought the smack and backed it up in The Shadynastys league, winning the championship by a mere 6 points after a 12-2 regular season.  The fantastic finish for Jamaal Charles led Gtox to RCL glory and the best team in the land.  I’ll contact you through your commenter e-mail for your prize and your name will forever be enshrined in the RCL mantle.  2013 – the year of Gtoxitis!

Razzball Writers League - Gurruuuuuuuuuuuuuu!  Great name for stadium chants with the confusion of outsiders if they’re booing or not.  Like “Luuuuuuuke!” for Luke Kuechly or “Mooooooooose” for Muhsin Muhammad.  So what if they’re both Panthers references!?  Congrats to Guru for winning the Writer’s League taking his 1st place team right to the league title.  The Dirty Turbans FTW!

JB’s Random Commenter League - Proving that seeding is meaningless, 4th place Aaron’s Murder Boner took home the apple pie with a 123-109 win against RotoZak.  JB’s RCL is rigged!  I shoulda won this year!  Unfrotunately my 6-2 squad fell apart like Anchorman 2′s third act.  Spoiler alert!  The blind thing, really?  Kinda mimicked my team as I had a strong middle only to lose sight…

Take On Jaywrong - The fierce, Central American drug cartel fronted by Bob Guatemala took down Jaywrong and 10 other “cheesepoofs” with a definitive championship win.  Yescheese was like, “the price is wrong, Bobby!”  But then Bob was like, “Now I think you’ve had enough!”  Bobby G came into the playoffs with the 1 seed and out with the title, along with a 4th-overall finish in the master standings.

Take On Jaywrong 2 - Yay for inappropriate team names!  This is a family site.  We’re owned by Nickelodeon Junior.  The Pipe Hittahs emerged higher than anyone else, with a 1 seed and a championship belt.  The strong run put everyone else’s title hopes up in smoke, as they must thank their kind bud Mr Pipe for teaching them a thing or two.

In-A-Gadda-Da-Wheeden - King Daddy Crunch is your king daddy champ!  After a very strong end to the regular season, the #1 seed crunched through the playoffs with a 20-point championship win.

Razzball Rebels - Poon Jab just couldn’t hold up against the Sex Cannons, getting blasted by the 3 seed by 16 points.  It is fitting the Rebels champ would be a Sex Cannon!  Viva la Revolution!

Monday Morning QB’s - Pulling the best-of-the-best pranks from the movie Jack, Fart in a Jar (well I guess Robin Williams did it in a can I think) takes home the championship belt with a nail-biting 4 point win.  The former 4 seed got hot at the right time to preserve the win.  Get it?  Preserve it?  Like in a Jar?  I’m still hung over from New Years…

Rancho Rajneesh - Puttin’ on the Fitz, you are a saint.  A saint I say!  With his redonkulously close 1.7-point win over ReadOptionForDummies, possibly the best RCL team was beaten keeping the overall champion from being shrouded in controversy.  With the 6-team playoff structure, ReadOption lost some RCL points with the bye-week, and if the championship was won, I don’t think there would be any question they were the best RCL team.  But their aspirations fell shot, unable to top the Ranchos league.  Congrats on the title Fitz, wear it proudly!

Murphatron’s RCL - In the other 6-week playoff league, those Feverish Beavers just wouldn’t stop being all feverish with a championship to proudly display in their dam.  The #1 seed took care of business, with a 21-point win in the finale needing every last drop of Roddy White’s 32-point game sendoff to lock down the brass.

The Shituation Room - #1 seed michael’s Bold Team could not be stopped, taking the league championship in the league where the top 6 teams ended with 8-6 records.  Parity!  But it ended with a 34-point blowout in the final, led by the huge week 16 from Eric Decker.  Be bold Michael!  Be bold.

Hernandez Hit Men - Raynor Shine had nothing but shine in their march to the championship, winning by 37 points in the Super Bowl.  Another team with Decker leading the way to a blow out, Raynor proved to be the best hit man in New England.

Pabst & Razz - With a 12-2 record and solidifying the championship, team Turrible ended the year as the #3 overall RCL finisher in an elite season.  Turrible can go out and afford better beer than Pabst now!  Congrats Turrible, and maybe next year you can rightly call your team Awesomer.

A League of RCL Thrones - Unfortunately for The Hound, his championship aspirations were set on fire and he is heading somewhere that “isn’t burning.”  Which gives the title belt to B R O K E N with an impressive 35-point win in week 16′s championship.  While it wasn’t the 200 points B R O K E N taunted he would put up, it was a championship nonetheless for this Joker.

RCLBBWSVU - Team Vigilante – you may not be the grand champion, but you are MY grand champion.  Well done in beating the thug that is Anal Chiropractor in the finale, and proof that a nasty avatar has no correlation with fantasy championship-winning.  Congrats Vigilante!

My Wife Frowns Upon This - Unlike the real Big D squad there in Dallas, Big D in the Frown league was able to win a championship and avoid a December collapse.  Tough loss for One I’d Willy coming in as the #1 seed at 12-2, but it was still a good season for captain Willy.  Big D with the Big W.

Cracklin’ Brats RCL In one of the tighest championship games I’ve ever seen, Planet 10 was barely able to complete the championship run with a 90.70-90.38 win against OVER THE HILL.  Planet 10 got over a third of his points from Peyton Manning, plus 25 from Jamaal Charles, then no one over 6 points.  But it was just enough for the title in the squeaky win.

Bobby Boucher’s Water Bottle - In another tight game, the Cowtown Russellers came out of 2013 with a championship, beating the D-Town Stompers by just over 2 points.  A team effort led by JC Superstar and Ryan Mathews, Cowtown closed out the water bottle with a game fitting for a gatorade bath.

The Podcast Kingdom - Ohhhh man… The Triple C’s were just unable to close out the season as the only 13-1 RCL team, choking in the finale to league champ Finish Honor Faith.  Triple C’s – your season was like the undefeated Patriots, unable to close out against the Giants and the unbelievable talent of Plaxico Burress.  Honor and Faith won out, taking home a championship belt from the Kingdom, as Triple C’s ends the year as the #2 overall finisher.  Twas in your hands!

Nick’s Bad JB Impersonation - The key to success?  Straight Cash Homey!  And it was a straight blowout, winning by over 50 points in the championship for the title belt in J-FOH’s league.  Jack – I say we team up and take his straight cash.  We’re pretty mean lookin’ dudes.

Any Given Sunday - Its a sorgi orgy is your champion!  And in a fitting narrative given the league name, orgy was the #4 seed and pulled out wins in the two most important Sundays.  Oliver Stone is proud!

Booty Hunters Unlimited - Capping off a huge season, Suck for Luck was able to finish out the great year with the championship hardware.  The #1 seed had an 11-3 regular season, big finales from his studs Murray and McCoy, leading Suck to a 5th overall RCL finish.  Great work my man!

The Razzbro League - The Guru went 1 for 2 in championships in the RCL, losing out in this one to the champion 21 Grahams.  A big 30-point win put the icing on the cake for the Teddy Grahams, led by the big finish by McCoy and of course a nice game from their namesake Jimmy.

Razzball Experts League - The Rushmore Beekeepers couldn’t hold off Chad Scott – DLF in the finale, which Sky goes over much more in depth here.

One More RCL - And last but definitely not least, it was a huge season from Kobayashi Maru, who led the league most of the year, got a #1 seed, then closed out with an impressive 32-point championship win.  Give someone else a chance, Maru!  Great endings from Murray and A.J. Green secured the big trophy and a 10th overall finish in the RCL standings.

 

Thanks again for playing RCL Football this year and I hope you had a great 2013 season!

23 Responses

  1. J-FOH says:
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    How do you know how scary looking I am. Did Sky or Grey sneak a pic of me? those bastards!

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @J-FOH: Dude Sky snapped a pick and it was straight Jack Nicholson mug shot

      • J-FOH says:
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        @JB Gilpin: I’m going to have to smack him around next time I see him.

        • JB Gilpin

          JB Gilpin says:
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          @J-FOH: Sky might like it

  2. Gtoxitis says:
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    Thanks JB for setting up, running & commentating on RCL. I enjoyed my 1st season here – kaJenga! Though I knew I had won overall, it took so long to see the updated overall standings that I started to wonder if the database hadn’t been improperly ‘Target’-ed. Also thanks to my Shadynastys’ league mates who let Jamaal Charles slide to me with my first round 9th pick, and Josh Gordon to my 7th round 9th pick, 81st pick overall. But they played competitively throughout the season, attentive to the waiver wire, resetting rosters etal, as evidenced by Shadynastys’ 5th best league index. Thanks to Braden of Team Long for setting up the league and fighting to 2nd place. And special thanks to Cooper Clux Clan for choking in his final in The Podcast Kingdom. Razzball lives !!!

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Gtoxitis: I always profile our commenters! Haha jk jk… Yeah I got Charles and Graham in my RCL as pick 1 and 2, but the rest of my team fell apart. I feel like this was a podium speech. Cue the music! Cue the music! Haha nice job my man, well done!

    • Yeshcheese says:
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      @Gtoxitis: congrats King Gtox

  3. scottsteelers says:
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    Hey bud lookin for some input on fantasy baseball keepers. 12 team H2H format with 5 keepers. If same rd one is bumped down a rd. This is what I got to work with.
    Mccutch 7th
    Puig 11th
    j. Fernandez 11th
    m. Carpenter 11th
    Matt Adams 11th
    Wacha 11th
    Machado 9th
    Latos 14th
    so need 5 out of them. Was also offered Cano as a 5th rd keeper for Wacha and my 2nd rd pick (14th pick overall) what cha think man?

    • scottsteelers says:
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      @scottsteelers: oh shit Segura as 11 as well

      • JB Gilpin

        JB Gilpin says:
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        @scottsteelers: Oops something funky happened… …Man I am still a bit out of it. Segura in 11th is a must. I’d take the Cano deal too, I think that owner is hitting the panic button too early. So I would have Cano, Segura, Machado, McCutch and Puig as my keepers. Just sounds nasty. JoFer very close too

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @scottsteelers: Baseball is coming!!!!!!!!!! Man

      • scottsteelers says:
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        @JB Gilpin: haha what’s that mean. Nothing for me?? Awww alright buddy

        • JB Gilpin

          JB Gilpin says:
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          @scottsteelers: Damn all the weird things the web can do to you! I got ya above lol

  4. frankgrimes says:
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    My pipe hittin’ niggas got no respect from you all year. Guess next year I should
    change my team name.

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @frankgrimes: Ummmmm, yeah! This is a family site Frank. G rated.

  5. The Guru

    The Guru says:
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    I tip my dirty turban in your general direction, sir.

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @The Guru: I tip my Rod Smart jersey. You not only had a good team, but managed a tie in a league that goes to the hundredths. Historic season

  6. Yeshcheese says:
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Yeshcheese: Haha, sorry it turned into nocheese…

  7. King Daddy Crunch says:
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    Won my commentator league two years in a row – need to be in one of the expert leagues next year! I do think you need to re-examine the points formula. 1000 for the playoffs championships, which is two games, means teams got 500 per game in the playoffs, which is the same points given for any regular season victory. This skewed things a bit – a team that did not win a championship should not be in the top 5. Looking forward to next year!

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @King Daddy Crunch: Haha def like Sky know! And I don’t disagree with the scoring, I was just told we were doing the same one again! I’ll pass that on to the Razzball brass for next year!

  8. Suck for Luck says:
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    Thanks for all the write ups and hard work. I had a great time reading these and making moves while i should have been at work

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:
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      @Suck for Luck: Thanks man! Was a lot of fun. Less fun once my teams fell apart, but still fun haha. Nice work this year man! You had a good run

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