The pit of despair known as my NFL season continued to rear its ugly head once again on Sunday and had me questioning why I don’t just stay in bed all day on Sundays. Maybe I could take my family out to lunch or help more around the house. There is an outdoor ice skating rink right by my house. I haven’t skated in years. Watching Tampa pop up on the red zone channel never does anything but make me sad and angry. Then watching players that I shouldn’t have benched go off for touchdown after touchdown after touchdown continues to take its toll. Being on the brink of elimination is a helpless feeling. Watching Kirk Cousins pull his pants down and defecate all over your two-quarterback league team is the culmination of all of my sadness.

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Hello everyone! We are back with another episode of the Razzblitz podcast, except this time we bumped up the freezing cold takes and analysis on DeShone Kizer to bring you a special 90 minute version of the podcast! Matt and myself are joined by Reid and Stan as we preview everything you need to know about Week 14, from DeShone Kizer (did we mention DeShone Kizer?), to Rob Gronkowski’s suspension, to some fantastic matchups in Kansas City, Tampa Bay and Buffalo.


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2017 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Week 13 10 53 31 17 15 36 17 4
Week 12 15 65 33 22 6 38 25 1
Week 11 81 53 107 40 92 43 40 13
Week 10 37 61 53 38 43 50 43 4
Week 9 27 68 25 31 53 23 26 1
Week 8 45 15 72 62 59 8 14 7
Week 7 27 7 65 4 84 43 32 2
Week 6 35 108 39 3 51 78 38 4
Week 5 90 81 86 73 73 84 88 11
Week 4 24 10 67 72 98 37 62 3
Week 3 29 42 66 56 51 18 34 7
Week 2 76 79 96 25 64 18 95 7
Week 1 7 6 43 28 62 35 62 6
Cumulative 26 23 58 5 34 22 37 4
2016 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Weekly Rankings 9 31 5 27 40 9 4
Draft Rankings 3 66 10 7 23 66 112

Happy to see that Razzball is bringing it just in time for the playoffs. Rudy has been absolutely destroying the accuracy rankings much like how I destroy most forms of cheese. The question is, who’s the cracker in this anecdote? Regardless, congrats to Rudy for finishing first overall in Week 13!

Our Week 14 Rankings for Standard, Half-PPR, PPR and IDP leagues are right after the jump! (And our Rest of Season rankings have been updated and can be found here!)

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The playoffs are here to separate the real from the fake. Are you the fantasy player who sets your lineup based on ESPN projections or are you thinking for yourself and going out and grabbing your championship? I hope it’s the latter. I’m certainly going to be aggressive as hell with my rankings for the next 3 weeks. I’m going with my gut, and my gut has been mostly right for the second half of the season. Nobody is safe if they aren’t putting up the scores, ya dig?

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Here’s hoping you made the playoffs in all your leagues; of course the one league I didn’t make it was the one that cost the most paperclips; that’s what we call it in my work league, at least we do until the Supreme Court decides gambling is legal everywhere. So let’s thank Chris Christie (sitting front row) and the wonderful state of New Jersey for bringing this case to the Supreme Court (under the guise of State’s Rights, no less) because gambling should be legal in America. Then I thought about trips to casinos, the race track and OTBs and realize if there was one thing we need is not more places to make bets in America. I can absolutely wait on sports gambling at 7-11, McDonalds, Target, Starbucks, and everywhere in between. I’m sticking to Fantasy thank you very much.

Anyway the season has progressed rather quickly it seems, and I’m not ready for the fantasy season to be over in three weeks. So let’s do what we can to enjoy them. You guys that have been with me through the weeks know we are talking Free Agent Auction Bidding. Back in week one we started with $100; now I’m going to try something different, giving us $25 to play with. So let’s get spending!

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Like my old baseball coach used to tell us when working on turning double-plays at second base, “You gotta get one to get two.” Fantasy football playoff time is finally upon us and you’ve gotta get one win to get two (and then most importantly, three.) Below you’ll find some of the hottest adds of the week to help your team maintain their dominance and get the first “one” in round one of your playoffs.

Let me know what you’re looking at on your waivers in the comment section and I’ll let you know what I think Tuesday evening.

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