Welcome back my faithful Horde, to another season of my sexual innuendo-laced musings! Wow, what a Week 1 it has been, huh? My Black Widow curse didn’t seem to waste any time this season and came out PMS’d ovaries a’blazin’! Yours truly made it out of Week 1 unscathed, but I can’t say the same for the rest of you poor bastards. I’m sorry; you know it comes with the territory and with loving me. It could be worse…she could have a more vengeful sister, so be grateful that her PMS only happens for 16 weeks. Okay, sometimes it takes a week off, but only when she has feasted and is satiated. So, how did your respective drafts go? Did you get all your needs met? Me? Not too shabby, although in two leagues I was stuck at the 12 pick again. I am starting to think that the choosing system is a bit misogynistic, but I can hang. I am afraid that this week’s article is going to be a little predictable, since most of the quits are the ones who went down (and not in a good way) but hopefully I can satisfy all of your desires with this week’s hits. So, without further ado, why don’t you sit back, put your feet up, and prepare to be transported into my world. Ladies and gentlemen, inmates and ex-cons, let’s begin another year of Hit it or quit it.

David Johnson, RB, Arizona – OK, I am not going to sit here and tell you to get rid of David Johnson, at least not until we know if its 3-4 weeks or 3-4 months that he will be out. All I am saying is that with a dislocated wrist, chances are you aren’t doing much of anything (wink, wink) let alone making it back to playing anytime soon. We also need to remember that this is the same injury which T.J. Logan suffered and he’s currently on IR. We will know in the next day or so what is up with Johnson for sure, but in the meantime, owners need to prepare for the worst, you know, just in case his d**k beater won’t be ready to go again for months. In the meantime, look for Arizona to utilize a lot of their receivers to pick up Johnson’s targets, but for now, I hate to say it, but this Johnson won’t be beating anything. You don’t have to quit him just yet, but be prepared that it may be coming down the chute. Be ready to quit it.

Tarik Cohen, RB, Chicago – Ah, Chicago. That town holds a special place in my heart. Some pretty good memories there, unfortunately none of which have anything to do with the Bears. That being said, if your Johnson broke in Week 1 and you are in need of a new piece, Cohen is the way to go. In Week 1, Cohen blew up for 131 total yards and a touchdown. He rushed five times for 66 yards and caught 8-of-12 targets for 47 yards. Probably going to be the highest sought after piece on the waiver wire this coming week, Cohen has shown that he has garnered himself a timeshare with Howard and with Benny Cunningham out, there is no competition there for passing game targets. As if all of that hasn’t made your pants a little tighter, check out the highlight reel Cohen put up with his Week 1 performance. Go ahead, I’ll wait…See? Pretty sexy stuff, huh? The 21.30 fantasy points he posted isn’t too turn-offish either. At just 14% owned in most leagues, hopefully you have a favorable waiver wire position. I really don’t know what you are still doing here. Get off your ass and go over and hit it.

Kevin White, WR, Chicago – Wow, I must really be reminiscing on the time I spent in Chicago because I think in the 3 years I have been writing for Razzball I haven’t included two Bears in one article. In all fairness, it was a pretty sweet weekend I spent…but I digress. Ok, so if you have been paying attention up until now, you know that I just fluffed and primed Tarik Cohen for you. If you have more than one brain cell, you listened. If not, that’s your problem and probably why you keep ending up making decisions which continually end with you having to get a prescription for Penicillin from the Free Clinic. Ok, so, here is what we know, Kevin White broke his shoulder blade and aside from a trip to the hospital, he’s also earned himself a trip to Injured Reserve. If he is out all season (which is more than likely since it looks like he is going to need surgery) this will be the third time in three seasons he hasn’t finished a season. What I can’t understand is why he’s still owned at 43% in most leagues? Look, I get that some people are so out of touch that they don’t pay attention to these kinds of articles, or their rosters at all, but still, come on, man. That’s just disgraceful. He should’ve been dropped quicker than a virgin’s panties on prom night. Hey, but who am I to tell you what to do? Oh, wait, I am somebody and that is essentially what I do week after week with these articles. With plenty of other bodies to step in and take over for White like Cohen, Kendall Wright, Markus Wheaton, and Deonte Thompson, there is enough for all you homers out there who want to stay true to your Chicago Bears. So, I think it goes without saying…Quit it.

Cooper Kupp, WR, Los Angeles – With some concern about his manly bits (he injured his groin late in the preseason) going into Week 1, it was expected that Kupp would more than likely fall in behind Robert Woods on the depth chart. That being said, Kupp came out on Sunday with a game-high 76 yards in the Rams Week 1 win against Indianapolis. Kupp also managed an 18-yard touchdown in the second quarter and quite the limber 28-yard snag in the fourth quarter. Ok, sure, he did have a drop in the third, but aside from that this NFL virgin performed better than I think most of us did on our first times. Owned at just 27% in most leagues, you are going to get more bang for your buck in PPR leagues with this hottie. You know you need what he wants to give you and you know you want it. Go on you dirty little monkey…Hit it.

Allen Robinson, WR, Jacksonville – Well, it was bound to happen. There is nothing my Black Widow curse likes to feast on more than ACL’s and Robinson just became another notch on that bedpost. Robinson was placed on IR Monday and it looks like the Jaguars will be moving on with Allen Hurns, Marquis Lee, Keelan Cole, and Arrelious Benn as their receiving crew. That being said, Leonard Fournette continues to be the HBIC in Jax-town, at least until my curse finds out he has two healthy ACLs. Robinson is still 90% owned in most leagues, but it is safe at this point to say, “sorry Robbie, it not me, it’s you.” Speedy recovery but I gotta Quit it.

Javorius Allen, RB, Baltimore – Ooooooh, Terrance West looks like he is possibly not seen as sexy as he once was in Baltimore because Allen played 33-of-66 snaps while West only saw 27. Allen also got to wrap his hands around the ball on two more carries than West. Whatever you want to call it, the loss of Danny Woodhead is going to open a pretty big role for Javorius Allen. Ok, I know what you are saying, “Jen, you mentioned Danny Woodhead and didn’t add any kind of sexual innuendo? What’s wrong?” Nothing…I just don’t feel the need to talk about sex all the time like you perverts do. But back to Allen…he is owned in just 2% of leagues, so if you don’t have any other luck with your backs on the wire this week, you more than likely will have a shot with Allen. I am sorry you don’t have your Woodhead anymore, but Allen may just be the Viagra you need. Do it. Hit it.

 

 

Well, that is it my lovelies. All of the knowledge I feel you deserve for Week 2. As always, remember to follow me on Twitter @Soxfan012. Love me, hate me, I’m the one with the article. Best of luck in Week 2 and sacrifices to the curse are always welcome. Bribes too. Until next week my lovelies!

  1. Mak says:
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    in a half PPR league. what would you suggest the priority order for dropping corey coleman for buck allen, kenny golladay, kupp, cohen.

    the rest of my squad is:
    RB:demarco murray, kareem hunt, ingram, mixon, tevin coleman, terrence west.

    WR: antonio brown, doug baldwin, sammy watkins, garcon.

    • bigbear says:
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      @Mak: I like Golladay or Kupp there.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Mak:

      I’d go Kupp. That seems like it’d be a nice fit.

  2. Once I was Matt Carpenter says:
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    In a 1/2 half ppr league, I have the #2 waiver. Who would you drop and who are the top two options out of the following pickups?

    free agents = cohen, k. williams, golladay, j. allen

    qb wilson
    rb freeman
    rb gurley
    wr evans
    wr green
    te olsen
    bench – lacy, kamara, riddick, procise, e. sanders, landry

    thanks!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Once I was Matt Carpenter:

      Easy. Drop Lacy. If Rawls comes back then Lacy is all but a memory. You’d be safe to go with Golliday or Cohen. Hope this helps!

  3. Ron Weasley says:
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    ppr league – would you drop anyone on my roster for any of the following free agents?

    free agents = cohen, k. williams, golladay, j. allen

    qb – big ben
    wr – baldwin
    wr – evans
    rb – mccoy
    rb – crowell
    te – ertz
    flex – tate
    flex – hilton
    bench – garcon, ingram, snead, j. brown, amendola, james white, robbie anderson

    thanks

    • bigbear says:
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      @Ron Weasley: Williams over J. Brown. You’ve got good WR depth, so I’d go with the RB.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Ron Weasley:
      With Johnson out, Williams is going to see a lot of work this week and he is up against Indy. I like Golladay too, but I agree, you have nice depth at WR. I would also keep an eye on White. He is more than likely going to play double duty with Edelman out and Amendola concussed. May be worth holding onto at least until week 3-4.

  4. Yeeeee0090 says:
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    Hi Jay,

    I started Hunter Henry last night and he got me zero pts…almost cost me a week 1 loss. I really don’t want to drop henry yet but the zero targets is concerning to me…

    I may drop henry or eric decker for a witten/jesse james.
    Any suggestions? (.5 ppr btw)

    Thanks!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Yeeeee0090: I’d hold another week. Frustrating, but I think this may be what will happen from time to time with this offense.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Yeeeee0090:
      What’s this? Jay getting love on my posts? Well, it is understandable, he is pretty cuddly or so Zach tells me.

  5. Joe says:
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    Is Cohen worth the #1 waiver spot? Thanks!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Joe:
      Yep! He’s going to come off the board pretty quickly this week.

  6. Comatose says:
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    ROS, .5 PPR, How would you rank the following groups?

    Carson
    Kamara
    James White
    Perine
    Cohen
    Kerwynn Williams
    Buck Allen

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Comatose:
      1. Cohen
      2. Williams
      3. Kamara – grab him as an RB3 bench stasher
      4. White – He is going to be playing doube duty with Edelman out and Amendola concussed
      5. Carson ( only because he is up against San Frans horrible run defense. No guarantees though)
      6. Perine – Don’t worry about holding onto him in shallow leagues
      7. Allen

      Hope this helps!
      Cohen –

  7. Jbona3 says:
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    0.5 PPR League, what percent of FAAB budget would you allocate to:
    –Cohen
    –Buck Allen

    Thanks!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Jbona3:
      Depending on your budget, I’d drop about $17 on Cohen. No more than that. Allen, I’d have to say between $2-3 at the absolute most. I’m not good with percentages, so you’re gonna have to do the math. Let me know how it works out!

  8. mountaindawg says:
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    I’m loaded with handcuffs and need RB help. who do you want out of these 3?

    Kerwynn Williams, Javoris Allen, Chris Carson

    First to get dropped?

    Jamaal Williams, Matt Breida, James Connor, marlon Mack, Jeremy hill

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @mountaindawg:

      There is a lot that needs to happen with Williams for him to have any kind of significant role, specifically, Montgomery going down and a committee formed, but even then its unclear what his leadership role would be.

      Breida as Seattle this Sunday. Do the math.

      Connor won’t see many snaps as long as Bell is healthy so break out your voodoo doll if you have your heart set on the rookie.

      Mack may have seen the same number of touches as Gore but that’s only because the game was a blow out. The Colts have Arizona this week.

      Hill is fighting for work behind Gio and Mixon with no clear winner in sight. Out of all of these, he’s probably my pick to stay away from right now. Too much talent in the pool. He’d need to be exposed to gamma radiation and develop some super powers in order for me to justify picking him over others right now. It’s still early in the season, so we shall see.

  9. bigbear says:
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    Maybe the article was written before last nights showing… But no love for Sam Bradford? Dude’s owned in 25% of leagues and just popped of nearly 350 yards and 3 TDs. Some nice WR and a RB. Plus he plays the good O/bad D Steelers this week. Look for something that Busta Rhymes with that type of performance. Play on, playa!

    Buck Allen may see a slight bump in usage. The Ravens staff likes him. He provides a different skill set than West (more Woodhead like). But I think West is the guy until he isn’t. The game was in hand by halftime. And I believe Allen got more touches in the second half. I could be wrong, but there’s a chance they were playing it a little easy on West…

  10. Big E Is a Creep says:
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    10 Team, PPR League in which I have $100 to spend on waivers. My team is thin at RB (Gordon, Mixon, West), so looking to add some talent there.

    How do you rank Cohen, Allen, Thompson and Carson? In that order?
    What’s a reasonable amount to bid on these players?
    I was thinking Cohen and Allen around $20 each, about $10 on Carson and $5 on Thompson?

    • Big E Is a Creep says:
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      @Big E Is a Creep:To clarify, I own Terrance West, not Charcandrick.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Big E Is a Creep:

      Allen has the Dolphins in Week 2 so expect a strong start
      Cohen is going to be a pretty hot pick this week and looks to have solidified himself a spot
      Carson needs to be added in all leagues
      I’m assuming since we are talking RB’s you have Chris Thompson….He is a mere RB3/4 in PPR. If its another, let me know.

      So, long story short, go Allen and then Cohen. If you can get both, SWEET!

      • Big E Is a Creep says:
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        @Jennifer Warner:
        I am talking about Chris Thompson. I like him in PPR leagues as an end of the bench bye week play, but I guess I should be aiming higher this early in the season. Is it possible that his role could grow, if Kelley continues to struggle?

        What value do you attach to Allen, Cohen, and Carson in PPR? RB2? RB3?

        Unrelated, I just completed a trade to acquire L. Fitzgerald. I dealt away S. Vereen and D. Carr in the deal. I have Cousins and Winston as QB’s, so Carr is totally expendable. Is this deal as one sided as I think it is?

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Big E Is a Creep:
      $17 on Cohen
      $1 Thompson
      $5 Allen if you can and the price didn’t get jacked up
      $5-$10 on Carson

      Hope this helps!

  11. Allan says:
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    Jen,
    As a Johnson owner with top waiver claim do I go safe and handcuff with Williams or do I go with Cohen who looks like the more talented back? It’s a full point ppr league. I also don’t like what I’m hearing about Williams, Ellington, and a couple of others splitting up Johnson’s role.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Allan: That depends….how big are your balls? Haha! Just kidding. Well, if fantasy football in the past 12 years has taught me anything its that skill means nothing as its all a game of chance. I really like Cohen, but there are growing pains to be expected I am sure. You are right to be concerned about the gossip with Johnson’s role being split up. Look man, I am all for playing with handcuffs (ba dum tss) but what does your gut tell you? If I analyze your post, I think I see your answer. You referred to Cohen as “the more talented back.” Do I really need to go on?????? ;)

      • Allan says:
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        @Jennifer Warner: Hah thanks. Much appreciated. Your write ups are always great.

        • Jennifer

          Jennifer Warner says:
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          @Allan:
          Thanks, Love. I do it for the people. ;)

  12. Jedimasters says:
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    I’m in a 12 team standard league with the #1 waiver. Who is the add between Cohen, Kerwyn Williams and Golladay? We start 2 RBs, 3 WRs and a Flex.

    RBs: M. Gordon, M. Ingram
    WRs: D. Adams, T. Pryor, D. Parker
    Flex: T. West

    Bench: C. Carson, R. Cobb, M. Wallace

    Jay voted Golladay. But after seeing the NO Saints backfield do I need Cohen? Or stick with Golladay?

    • Jedimasters says:
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      @Jedimasters: Forgot to include I have A. Kamara on my bench as well.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Jedimasters:
      Sorry, Love, I just saw this. Hopefully you didn’t miss your chance because of me…

      #1 Cohen and Williams. If they are gone, Golladay. Jay knows best though.

  13. DiRo says:
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    I have David Johnson in a keeper league…so I might be screwed this year.

    Would you trade D Thomas for Lamar Miller?

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @DiRo:
      Miller is definitely a weapon to have in your arsenal. He will be sharing time with Foreman and he is coming off a short week. Does that help?

  14. I feel pretty good about my team, with D. Johnson being out 2-3 month would you trade someone like a Terrance West or Crowell for Johnson to get him for the fantasy playoffs. Here are my RB and WR

    RB – McCoy, Crowell, West, McFadden, Burkhead, Conner
    WR – DeVante Adams, Bryant, Crowder, Tyrell Williams

    I’m pretty sure if I ship the guy a starting RB he has to take it considering what is out in FA. We are a 14 team league so it’s pretty baren.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Grant Morfitt:
      That is certainly a strategy, but would you want to sacrifice a spot on your team for a player to hold in playoffs without guarantee he will be back and healthy? I know everyone who owns Johnson is heartbroken, but if you look deep enough, there is some nice talent emerging. I am not going to tell you what to do. I like to take risks, so I would probably do it, then hate myself in the morning.

  15. OldMilwaukeePounders says:
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    Jennifer,

    How high of an FAAB bid would you go on Cohen and Williams? I lost David Johnson and Allen Robinson from this team, still got a W, but replacing DJ will be the biggest turning point of the season…I’ve got to start Perkins and Forte if i don’t get these guys…. Working with a $200 budget here.

    Thanks!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @OldMilwaukeePounders:
      Blow it! $17 on Cohen and I would go as high as $36 to $40 on Williams

      • OldMilwaukeePounders says:
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        @Jennifer Warner: I went for them both for $40 and someone outbid me for Cohen with a crazy high $126!

  16. Yankee My Wanky! says:
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    Jen,
    First time reading your stuff. Nice write up. Anyway, I have the following WRs in our 12 Team Points League with 1 pt PPR:
    Jordy Nelson
    Keenan Allen
    Jeremy Maclin
    Kenny Britt (Ugh)
    Willie Snead
    Corey Coleman

    Would you drop any of these folks for say a Cooper Kupp or Kenny Golladay? I can’t believe I have 2 WRS on the Brownies – HA!

    Thanks much Jen.

    • Brent

      The Fantasy Dick says:
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      @Yankee My Wanky!: Just another reader here…but I’d look at dumping Britt and Snead for those guys. Golladay is the target in Standard scoring. Rupp in PPR. and if you can get both I think it’s a big upgrade. IMO

      • Yankee My Wanky! says:
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        @The Fantasy Dick: Thanks much Fantasy Dick. I appreciate the advice. Yeah, I had assumed Britt would go after Week 1, but then you read some notes on him saying don’t bail on him just yet. I think what you suggest makes sense though.

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Yankee My Wanky!:
      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. Now, let’s get down to business, shall we? Yeah, I agree, Ugh on Britt. That’s an easy call. Drop Britt for either Golladay or Kupp. They can’t commit to starting Britt and he is just going to take up space on your roster. The rest of what you have going on there is not too shabby. Hey, someone has to show the Browns some love. Better you than me.

  17. Alan says:
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    I have 3rd ww pick so don’t think I could get Cohen but could you rank in order of preference: Cohen, Golladay, Agholar, Chris Carson & Paul RIchardson,
    thx

    • Brent

      The Fantasy Dick says:
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      @Alan: Just a bored reader, but if you’re looking for a tie breaker opinion, I like:

      Golladay, Cohen, Carson – flip a coin for Richardson and Agholar

  18. Ron P says:
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    Would love a talented woman’s perspective here…

    After week #1 which side? (League starts 3WR/2RB/1TE/1Flex)

    My WR: Jordy, Crabtree, Thielen, Zay, Wallace, Anderson
    My RB: Zeke, Powell, Stewart, Duke, Woodhead
    My TE: Olsen

    Give:
    A) Zeke, Wallace, R. Anderson

    Get:
    B) Julio and Hyde

    Thanks!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Ron P:
      Zeke should be considered a top 5 play against Denver this week. Walllace is not as exciting and you should avoid Anderson at all costs for week 2. If you could work out something where you can keep Zeke while unloading Wallace and Anderson and still get Julio and Hyde, then Sir, you will have pulled off one of the most corrupt and scandalous trades I have ever laid eyes on and you would have won my undying love and affection. If I can make a suggestion, replace Zeke with Stewart. He is going to be an RB3/Flex for most of the season anyway, and see if you can pull it off.

  19. slimbo says:
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    have 1st waiver in my dynasty

    do i use it on Cohen or Allen?

    thanks

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @slimbo:
      NO brainer…Cohen. Good luck, Poopie!

  20. Brent

    The Fantasy Dick says:
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    Just like everyone who has DJ, I need someone to talk me off the cliff (although I still won my week 1 match luckily).

    12 tm, standard with $100 Free Agent budget

    We start 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 Flex

    My RBs are: DJ, Cook, Gore, Mack, Breida
    My WRs are: Kelvin Benjamin, Jeffery, Garcon, Hogan, Maclin

    Available RBs: K. Williams, Kamara, Chris Thompson, Tolbert, Buck Allen

    But I love Golladay.

    My question, do I drop Breida and bet the farm on Golladay and ride with 3 wrs until DJ gets back or do I drop Breida for one of those not so exciting RBs? Or do I grab Golladay then hope a better RB option pops up?

    Or do I drop Breida and Hogan and/or Maclin for Golladay and 1 of those RBs?

    Thanks for you advice.

    TFD

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @The Fantasy Dick:
      Ok, one thing is abundantly clear to me….drop Breida and go WR. They tend to generate more points weekly than a runner. Jay likes Golladay and I can’t disagree. It would help to know your draft strategy and what the teams look like in the rest of your league. For example, are most teams runner heavy or receiver heavy because you may be able to pirate out some points over them depending.

  21. Trojans & mudslides says:
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    Ahoy miss Jennifer!! My fantasy season isn’t off to the right start lol! Lost David Johnson & the rest of my team didn’t show up except Gordon & bills D they were solid , of course I got the loss & scored the least amount of pts in the league .

    The league is .5 PPR , since I’m first on the waiver list just seeing who should be my waiver prize this week: Tarik Cohen, kerwynn Williams , Andre Ellington or Kenny Golladay?

    Here’s my team:

    RBs: DJ (IR), Gordon, mcaffery, hunt, Smallwood, Jamaal Williams(I plan on dropping him) & Abdullah.

    My WRs we start 3, can be 4 w/ flex but I’ll prob have a RB there: Alshon , martavis Bryant, hogan , Marshall, maclin , snead (who I’m dropping ) & davante Parker .

    My TE is hunter Henry

    Other available RBs for lower priorities: Chris Carson , Tolbert, buck Allen , Marlon Mack , Oliver, c west, Chris Johnson who was just signed to the cardinals.

    Available WRs: Golladay, Kupp, Paul Richardson, marqise lee,,Allen hurns, JJ Nelson, Kendal wright, agholor, Kearse,,perriman, funchess.

    Available TEs: Charles Clay, Evan Engram, fleener, Jesse James , Jared cook & OJ Howard too

    — would you drop both Jamaal Williams & my Smallwood? Or hang onto the Smallwood?
    Side note Smallwood would be a name that would be hilarious for porn or maybe the porn name could be called Smallwood hmm lol

    Thanks have a great 1!

    • Brent

      The Fantasy Dick says:
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      @Trojans & mudslides: Dude, go Golladay…Hunt, Gordon and McCaffery are solid. You have decent receivers, but it’s definitely your weak area, Golladay could help a lot

      I’m just a bored reader, so take it for what you will :)

    • Brent

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      @Trojans & mudslides: Oh, and I think either Clay or Fleener would be an upgrade on Henry (just based on what I watched last night, but Henry is a talented kid). Clay could be a consistent 50 yards/TD guy each week, Fleener looked good last night

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Trojans & mudslides:
      Well, first of all, kudos on the innuendo. I may have met my match! haha! Smallwood is definitely worth a stash in most leagues, but remember he won’t see much action unless Blount goes down. I agree with Butkus, Golladay will definitely help your situation quite a bit.

  22. Mr. Blast says:
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    Jordan Matthews or Golladay ? PPR

    Thank you!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Mr. Blast:

      Golladay. Matthews is a low-end WR3. You’re welcome!!! XXXOOO

  23. Finally Football says:
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    Hello !! I’m in a 12 team 1 pt PPR super flex were we have the option to start 2 QB if we want and 1 RB . We get 4 pts a passing TD , 6 pts. a rec TD and 8 points for a Rush TD. I was offered Brady and T West for my Cousins and M Gillislee. MG. is probably my best RB id be trading. My others are J stewart, Duke J, P Perkins, CJ Prosie, James White and S Perine. My other starting QB is Rodgers BTW. Should I pull the trigger being so thin at RB ? he might sub B Powell instead of TWest… still do it?? Thx for the help !!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Finally Football:
      If he subs Powell he is trying to bend you over and do you raw. DON’T DO IT!!! Yeah, you are pretty thin at RB but if there is no West and he wants to do you dirty with Powell, the deal is off. You are better than that, lovey!

  24. Chicken Dinner says:
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    PPR

    Dez/ L Miller or Le’Veon/ Kupp

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @Chicken Dinner:
      It’s time people start taking Kupp seriously especially in PPR. This is an easy one…Bell/Kupp

  25. knucks says:
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    Two Q’s for you about RCL…

    Why do you get to start two DB against me this week!?! Haha

    And also, why did more than half the league not accrue points last week? Invalid lineups or something?

    • knucks says:
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      @knucks: Sorry not sure if it’s you. But whoever this Dirty Drunk Mormon is in our RCL is about to try to start two DBs this week. The nerve. Sober up and set your lineups dammit!!

      • Jennifer

        Jennifer Warner says:
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        @knucks:
        Yeah, I am not a Dirty Drunk Mormon. I am a Kansas City Queef. ;)

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer Warner says:
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      @knucks:
      There are some bugs that Jay is trying to work out with the Fantrax people. He got the one writer’s league squared away and is working on ours now. Everyone (including me) who didn’t accrue points in week 1 will have everything retro’d back once they get it worked out. I have no idea what is going on with the DB situation. This whole thing has been wack-a-doodle. Hang in there, man. Jay is on it!

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