by: Doc
Monday Night Football has lost some of it’s mystique for me now that I am older and don’t wear big headed charactertures of my favorite players on my shirts. (Those Bash Brother shirts were ironic, huh?). But with Jon Gruden taking over for Mr. Please, blog, may I have some more?
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by: Doc
Mike Bell had a nice game against a good Philly D and then got himself injured. We have to wait on the MRI, but it looks like he could miss some time or at least be limited. The Saint’s running back situation is making my head hurt. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Doc
So it’s another Sunday and you are having your coffee while watching Sunday Countdown or a rerun of Blossom and reading this because you are ultra awesome. Last week didn’t feel quite right. Why didn’t all your players go off for 200 yards and 3 TD’s And if you own AP or Brees then, well, I hate you. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Doc
Kevin Kolb may not play as poorly as I anticipate, but I anticipate the whole stadium collapsing in a huge gulp of his suckatude, so I’d play Westbrook and that’s about it. I could see playing Desean Jackson, but temper expectations and if I really knew how to temper expectations I think I’d be a 4th level Necromancer or a Battle Troll with 10,000 hit points. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Chiefs are, how do you say in English, not very good. They may be able to put up some points and even give you some fantasy options, but their defense is going to keep them in the realm of the rotten. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Doc
Our panel of know it all expert types take a look at some sleepers and busts for week 2 in the National Football League. Our friend Matt Schauf over at RapidDraft.com hosts this week (no relation to Matt Schaub). Take a look see and hopefully you’ll be happy that your players are all sleeping instead of busting! Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Drew
Funny things happen to all of us psychologically early on in the Fantasy Football season. What I am proposing is that we accept it and try to figure out how to use it to our advantage.
After we draft our players we see everything through rose-colored glasses. Please, blog, may I have some more?
A statistic I like to use when assessing wide receivers is targets. If your players don’t have the opportunity the odds of them succeeding, are, well, not as good or to put it in terms nobody will understand, zeep zop zulu cranium. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Don’t drop a guy just because he contributed to your 145 – 35 shellacking to the Brees/Purple Jesus team. But there are a few players out there to keep an eye on and possibly pick up if you just noticed that some of your bench players were inactive. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Doc
Tom Brady only threw the ball 53 times last night as he used Blue Steel to freeze the Bills defense and make a miraculous comeback by throwing two TD’s to Ben Watson in about .3 seconds. Ben Watson! That guy is the biggest TE tease and I will never pick him up. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Doc
The first Sunday of the season is in the books and we all somehow survived. Josh McDaniels and Kyle Orton got out of Cincinnati as quick as they could after that amazing finish. The game was painful to watch, but that last play is why we watch until the bitter end. Please, blog, may I have some more?
It seems like it’s been forever since Thursday’s game. Who played again? Today is the day us fake footballers have been waiting for. Do you care who wins? Maybe in some of the games, but mostly you are hoping your players destroy and humiliate their opponents leaving them shattered and broken men. Please, blog, may I have some more?
