I don’t think I need to tell you to start Adrian Peterson against the Browns and Drew Brees against the Lions. This is just for players that you might be on the fence about, or if you’re RB2 is playing against the best run defense in the league, so you are looking for a bench player to step up. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Monthly Archives: September 2009
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The Weak Ones For Week One
September 12, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Injury Report | 17 Commentsby: Doc
I hope this week’s injury report finds you well and uninjured, unlike these poor saps below.
Anquan Boldin: Questionable — I know when I drag my ham around for long periods of time the string gets all funky. Guessing this is Boldin’s problem. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Roundtable: You, Wake Up! You, You’re Busted!
September 11, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 9 Commentsby: Doc
The gang over at Fantasy Phenoms hosts this weeks roundtable. We take a look at some possible sleepers and busts for week one of the NFL season. Check it out, you know you wanna. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Assisted Suicide and Other Ways to Kill Your Social Life
September 11, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 3 Commentsby: Hank
There are many, many ways to play fantasy football, and while we’ve been focusing mostly on the traditional H2H/Roto league based fantasy fare, we don’t want to neglect some of the other great fantasy football formats. With that in mind, throughout the season we’ll be offering up our 3 cents(because 3 is more than 2, you see?!) Please, blog, may I have some more?
Steelers vs. Titans: Cover Your Razzballs!
September 10, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 81 Commentsby: Doc
Tennessee Titans @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Opening night. NFL football. Blood, sweat, beers. It is here! We’ve all been waiting for it. We all love it. What else could you ask for? The defending champs vs. the team with the best record last year. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Game (Day) Theory: Playoffs!? Don’t Talk about Playoffs!? Are you Kiddin’ Me!?
September 9, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 27 Commentsby: Drew
Are the playoffs in Fantasy Football a crapshoot? Yes, but we can make them less of one. How do we do that? By planning ahead and giving ourselves the most optimal matchups possible for those two weeks. For this column I am going to assume your playoffs are weeks 15 and 16. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Razzball Where We Add Insults To Injuries
September 7, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 50 Commentsby: Doc
The season is nigh and the injury game begins. Our old friend Billy Belichick will be his usual ass face self, but that doesn’t mean other coaches can’t be ass faces as well by not disclosing injuries. And of course sometimes injuries are just hard to call so as fantasy owners we have to pay attention to every little report when our stud players have wittle boo boos. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Mr. Goodell Tier Down This Wall!
September 6, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 23 Commentsby: Doc
I have a 16 team IDP draft on Wednesday night with the Roto Arcade posse so I’ve been updating the tiers and cajoling Drew to help me shore up some IDP strategy all while preparing to teach three classes and fly to NY for a wedding (one in which I will be sitting in the back drinking myself into a stupor while checking my Iphone for NFL tweets; hope my wife isn’t reading this). Please, blog, may I have some more?
One Draft Cheat Sheet To The Wind
September 6, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 27 Commentsby: Doc
So, we are down to the last few days before the season starts and our drafts are piling on top of each other like a bad romance novel. Here at Razzball we are all about laziness. I just spent the last 4 hours watching Zach Galifianakis clips! Please, blog, may I have some more?
For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For Thee Pierre Thomas
September 5, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 7 Commentsby: Doc
Pierre Thomas has a MCL sprain. The PT Cruiser has blown a gasket because PT Cruisers are pieces of crap. Now Pierre Thomas is good, but his knee is not. Pick up Mike Bell now if you have Thomas. If you don’t, still pick him up. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math
September 5, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Sleepers | 21 Commentsby: Drew
Fantasy Sports are contests of collective decision making. People love personal stories about “Sleepers” where a player comes out of nowhere and conquers the world. Look, some of that goes on but exponentially more important is talent and opportunity. Those are the two ingredients. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Steve Slaton Slides to Secondary Selection
September 3, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 15 Commentsby: Doc
Gary Kubiak has bestowed the goalline carries to Chris Brown (and after what he did to Rihanna!). This is very bad news. I mean bad bad news for Steve Slaton. Bad Bad Chris Brown, baddest RB in the whole damn town, badder than old Howie Long, meaner than a pound of dogs. Please, blog, may I have some more?
