I have no idea what that title is about, but I’m guessing it could be a reenactment of someone passing a kidney stone. Putting these tiers together wasn’t quite that hard, but I’ll pretend that it was. These 2009 PPR Fantasy Football Tier Rankings were the work of many sleepless nights while being whipped incessantly (don’t judge!). Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yearly Archives: 2009
Michael Vick – News out of Iggles camp is QB?/WR?/RB?/Felon will play in the first 3 quarters of the Eagles’ next preseason game. Earlier, Andy Reid claimed he’d play Vick at quarterback in the 4th quarter, so it appears we’ll get to see Vick lining up somewhere other than at QB. Please, blog, may I have some more?
David Clowney, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper
August 25, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Sleepers | 23 Commentsby: Hank
2nd year WR David Clowney, wasn’t clowning around in the Jet’s first preseason game in 2009. The Virginia Tech product hauled in 3 catches (2 very snazzy snags) for 102 yards. With Laveranues Coles out of the picture, and Jerricho Cotchery taking over the #1 WR duties, an impressive preseason may move Clowney into a starting position opposite Cotchery. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Defense Against The Passing Arts Class
August 23, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 27 Commentsby: Doc
The below chart is not there to give you seizures, but to hopefully help you, not disable you. I am a fan of Football Outsiders’ method of evaluating defenses called DVOA (Defense-adjusted Value Over Average). Instead of just taking the total number of yards given up on the ground or through the air, they look at situations and results. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ring Mike Be-e-ell, Ring Mike Bell
August 22, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 12 Commentsby: Doc
Mike Bell of, maybe this Denver RB will rush for 1500 yards because he’s in the “system” fame, rushed 10 times for 100 yards and a TD. After the game Brees insinuated that Bell could see more touches which would give about 5 touches per game per Saints offensive player. Please, blog, may I have some more?
To Everything – Return, Return, Return
August 21, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 23 Commentsby: Doc
Update: 8/25
Many of us play in leagues where kick and punt return yards count for fake points that could translate into real money or a false sense of happiness. But how much stake do you put into return ability? Last year many jacked Devin Hester’s value up thinking that since he was becoming a bigger part of the offense, coupled with the insane return numbers he had the year before, he would be a monster in return yardage leagues. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2009 Fantasy Football Tiers: The Update
August 20, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 25 Commentsby: Doc
I wish we all could live in a fantasy vacuum. You know, something that you might see on Pee Wee’s Playhouse, but we can’t. Players get hurt. Players suck. A player becomes poor and struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Baron von Brett Aloysius Bannister Joaquin Favre the Third held court and found the Vikings worthy of his Hall of Fame interceptions. When asked to comment, that crazy Vikings’ super fan said, “Favrgrrr . . . rghhh,” and then ate a puppy. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2009 Browns Fantasy Preview
August 19, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Team Preview | 1 Commentby: Doc
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2009 fantasy football questions regarding their team. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Top 50 for 2009 Fantasy Football
August 17, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 34 Commentsby: Doc
updated 8/28
I know you’ve been waiting for these rankings like a sixteen year old girl camped out in line for New Moon tickets. So here you go! Wait, I skipped all of these words and all I see is 11 through 50! Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Last Shall Be First
August 17, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 25 CommentsIf you are lucky enough to get a top spot in the draft, there is not much thought going into your first selection. Got the first overall pick? You’re taking Adrian Peterson all day. Second or third? You’ve got Jones-Drew, Forte, Turner, or even Tomlinson or Steven Jackson if they’re your type. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Michael Turner Overdrive
August 15, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 17 Commentsby: Doc
If Michael Turner could face the Lions defense every game he would have passed Walter Payton by now. It became apparent last year that Turner might break out when he destroyed the Lions on opening day rushing for 220 yards on 22 attempts and scoring 2 touchdowns on the twenty second Sunday of 2222 after the 222nd cycle of the . Please, blog, may I have some more?
