I don’t know how many of you own Maurice Jones-Drew but I’m sure that you must be as disappointed as I am about his injury in the first quarter against Oakland this past Sunday. He went down with a foot injury but later appeared on the sidelines with crutches and a walking boot. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Monthly Archives: October 2012
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Coming into the season, Calvin Johnson was the consensus first wide receiver off the board. Most pundits – including myself though I don’t like calling myself a pundit…feels like I’m calling myself a dirty word – had Calvin in their top 5 overall and coming into tonight, there was still good reason for that type of stature despite the missing touchdowns. Please, blog, may I have some more?
This article was delayed a week because I ventured into the craziness of the Austin City Limits music festival last weekend. While most of the 70,000 people there were screaming for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I was screaming for Jordy Nelson as he single-handedly won me my matchup in a Razzball Commenter League. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Last Night A CJ Saved My Life
October 22, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 38 Commentsby: Sky
Looking back, it was a rough start to the year for Chris Johnson owners. He started off the year averaging less than 2 yards per carry and many people were calling for a premature death and by that I mean they wanted the death penalty for him…oh and they thought his career was over as being fantasy viable. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Eliminate the Suicide Week 7 – Vikings Powell Cards into Skeltons
October 21, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Eliminate The Suicide |by: Zorboss
Due to technical difficulties on the editor’s part – read that as somehow I messed up not getting this post out – We’re posting the Suicide post for this week a day late but before games start. If you have any start/sit questions, we strongly encourage you to visit JB’s Last Second Decisions from this morning. Please, blog, may I have some more?
How many of you have looked at your fantasy roster(s) this week, and have thought, “Man, if I can salvage a win this week with this line-up, I’m golden”?
Well in three of my leagues I had that exact thought, piecing together a makeshift line-up with duct tape and super glue to hopefully sneak in a win. Please, blog, may I have some more?
“Sit Down. Stand Up (Snakes and Ladders)” is a must see Radiohead cut in a live setting, as it’s accompanied by a Brief History of Time-style light show that’ll heighten your sense like an auto-tuned conversation with Mister Rogers. This isn’t a music blog so I’ll spare you a tiring (spare tire pun intended) persuasive diatribe on the proper use of electronic hi-hats and bass chords. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Bet the Farm: Gambling on NFL Week Seven
October 20, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Bet The Farm | 3 Commentsby: Josh Carey
Bet the Farm is Razzball’s weekly wagering column. Josh Carey and Zorboss compete against your picks in the comments. The rules?
– You start off with $1,000 (and can start playing along in the comments any time you want – even now)
– Every bet must be an increment of $10 up to your full bankroll ($1,000 or maybe more)
– You can bet on the over/under or spread for any NFL game (Yahoo Sports’ Odds page is a good place to pick your lines)
– Win, add $9 to your total for every $10 bet (you have to beat the rake). Please, blog, may I have some more?
Sawbones’ Scribings’ Week 7 NFL Injury Report
October 19, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Injury Report | 21 Commentsby: Andrew Nordmeier
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season and the bodies are continuing to pileup in the clinic. Here’s who’s getting treated this week and how it impacts your fantasy team.
Washington WR Pierre Garcon continues to be hampered by his foot issues and has been described as a long shot to play this week against the Giants. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week Seven Razzball FanDuel Tournament
October 19, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, FanDuel | 4 Commentsby: Josh Carey
You know what’s cooler than winning $100 for just a $1 entry, which you can do in this week’s Razzball FanDuel Tournament (click that link to join)? Spending just $3 to win $175 – and it turns out, yes, you can also do that in this week’s tournament. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Tonight’s game was straight out of the archives. It was smash mouth football, through and through, and nary a fantasy fan had too much to cheer about. There was one touchdown scored and it was by Delanie Walker. If you know who that is, you either play in a really deep league or are a true fan of football and either way…NERDS! Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hard Targets: Austin is Miles Away From Brothel Sponsorship
October 18, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Hard Targets | 35 Commentsby: LT Murray IV
Every so often, something so astounding occurs, that is changes the world forever. I was surfing ESPN today and I viewed a word that I’ve never witnessed on any sports site: Brothel. So it turns out that a semi-pro soccer team has turned to a few local whore houses for sponsorship and after digesting this article I came to one solid conclusion: It’s about damn time. Please, blog, may I have some more?
