by: LT Murray IV
Watching the presidential debate got me to thinking if I’d be good in politics. My heart says yes. The numerous Brett Favre and Greg Odenish pics out there of me are telling me no. When I say numerous, I mean enough to have my own porn site. Please, blog, may I have some more?
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by: VinWins
STANDINGS
| Â | Team | W-L-T | Pct | Pts For | Pts Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Bridgeburners | 4-0-0 | 1.000 | 510.14 | 449.52 |
| 2. | Smokin’ a Bowe | 3-1-0 | .750 | 535.38 | 433.34 |
| 3. | He Hate Me | 3-1-0 | .750 | 512.72 | 458.38 |
| 4. | Reign Maker$ | 3-1-0 | .750 | 480.20 | 436.60 |
| 5. | JB Gilpin | 2-2-0 | .500 | 481.66 | 487.46 |
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by: VinWins
The Master Standings are now up and can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to the left under the heading “Razzball Commenter Leagues.” Â There is an explanation of the scoring at the bottom of the standings. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Finally, a week of rankings that are without controversy in the title. It saves me the embarrassment of another BenJarvus Green-Ellis implosion and it gives you a nice opportunity to win some Razzball swag.  Ok, it’s not really our swag. Our good friends over at ThinkJam thought to themselves, ‘what do we as a digital marketing agency have in common with a bunch of Fantasy Football players?’.  Please, blog, may I have some more?
In a fairly bizarre 2012 for fantasy sports, Nick theorizes the Mayan prophecies of 2012 may be coming true. Â In a year where Chris Johnson can’t do anything then goes off against a league-best run D, the Saints are 0-4, and the Redskins feature a top-tier RB in Alfred Morris, the Mayans are laughing at us. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Loudon
Chris Johnson is officially the most frustrating player in all of Fantasy Football. In his first three games, he rushed for a total of 45 yards against decent, but not great run defenses. So what does he do against the hardest defense he’s faced this year? Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Goose
We at Razzball know and understand the wide world of the internet can be a scary place. It’s full of misinformation, bald Britney Spears pics and flat out lies. We also know that no matter how much we try, we are never going to be able to provide you with every piece of information you need. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Sky
There’s something about slow starts that unnerves fantasy owners, especially when it comes from a fantasy asset with a bad year under their belt. Obviously we all want our players to get off to starts like Robert Griffin, III or Matt Ryan. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Loudon
The Cowboys, Lions, Raiders and Buccaneers are all on bye this week. That means players like Dez Bryant, Vincent Jackson, Calvin Johnson, Tony Romo, and Matthew Stafford are not available this week. These are some substantially bigger names than we were missing last week so playing matchups with your backup players becomes far more important. Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Andrew Nordmeier
“A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays; A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes; A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles. That kind of guy.” –Gangnam Style by Psy
With four weeks under your belt where do you stand? Please, blog, may I have some more?
For at least one night, Cutler was not the focus nor his offfensive lineman-slapping ways. The Chicago Bears defense was front and center on this night, creating 5 turnovers and was leading their team in scoring up until the last major Bears drive of the night which, of course, was started by an interception. Please, blog, may I have some more?
As we all dwell on leaving Brian Hartline on our bench or Waiver Wire, let us not forget that he was playing with a rookie QB against a defense that had shut down Tom Brady and Michael Vick in back to back weeks. Please, blog, may I have some more?
