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Bet the Farm is Razzball’s weekly wagering column. Josh Carey and Zorboss compete against your picks in the comments. The rules?

– You start off with $1,000 (and can start playing along in the comments any time you want – even now)
– Every bet must be an increment of $10 up to your full bankroll ($1,000 or maybe more)
– You can bet on the over/under or spread for any NFL game (Yahoo Sports’ Odds page is a good place to pick your lines)
– Win, add $9 to your total for every $10 bet (you have to beat the rake). Please, blog, may I have some more?

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So a guest at the hotel I work at just called down to the front desk complaining of noise in the room above him. Since it’s 1:30 in the morning, I walked up there and checked it out. Sure enough, TV blaring, a bunch of people in the room, and when I knocked on the door somebody yelled out “Oh [expletive]” and everyone started scurrying about (also, who knew expletive had three Es in it?). Please, blog, may I have some more?

Tonight was supposed to be a coming out party of sorts for C.J. Spiller.  Many in the fantasy community were expecting 30 carries for 500 yards, 20 touchdowns, a signed autograph from Justin Bieber (why, fantasy community, why?) and for him to save burning orphans from space aliens…give or take.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Does anyone remember those obnoxious “Big Johson” shirts? You know, the ones that featured classic slogans like “Close your eyes and stick it in,” “Rode em! Rammed em! Wrecked em!” and my personal favorite “Cocked, pumped, and ready to blow.” I assumed incorrectly that they halted production, and was rocked hard when I witnessed their website showing many new designs and a partnership with legendary weirdo, Ted Nugent. Please, blog, may I have some more?

In an injury plagued week 10, JB and Nick go over some of the backup QBs and how a shift at signal caller will impact other fantasy assets.

The co-hosts then discuss other topics like Rashard Mendenhall‘s possible trade value, Danny Amendola‘s strong return, and the role of the Detroit Lions skills players moving forward with Calvin Johnson going all Megatron.   Please, blog, may I have some more?

Sorry Chris Johnson owners, you’re going to have to start someone else this week.  Just think of it like one of the first three weeks of the season again, only this time you know you shouldn’t start him.

If you were paying any attention to the Bears/Texans game last Sunday night, you should know The Texans are not easy to run on.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

So with this being the last buy column for the season, I felt the best way to approach the final go would be to state some generalities.  Though I’ll still list some buys and sells below, I wanted to state the simple and obvious: make a trade that helps you over the last 6 weeks, not what helped the other owner for the last 10.  Please, blog, may I have some more?