We are approaching the beginning of the Fantasy Football season. SURPRISE! There are Fantasy Football Rankings everywhere, the Draft Strategy series has begun, and everything is falling into place except for one big thing (that’s what she said). That’s right, your potential team name remains the one true mystery that must be solved. Be the Sherlock of your league. Don’t be the Dr. Watson. I mean, do be a doctor if you can, that seems like an admirable profession that pays well. More like… don’t be the “Watson” part. Actually, being Watson isn’t that bad either, since you get to star in a plethora of Hobbit movies with a guy who wears spandex and ping-pong balls as a living. So, actually, you can be both those guys AND have an amazing team name. That’s what I’m trying to say. I think. Anyhow, allow me to introduce the Razzball Fantasy Football Team Name Generator.

Post some of your favorites below!

  1. Mantis Toboggan MD says:
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    i’ve used fargo hamachi for years. it’s a good one.

  2. Dorian S. says:
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    Well, I’m only doing ten of these random things:
    Coral Kaisers – Just imagine Nazi Coral Reefs… Sorry.

    Schenectady Tongue Sandwiches – This sounds so sexual for some reason. Do not look up Schenectady to ruin it, like I did. Keep the sexualness alive and well!

    Chocolate-Covered Skid Rows – …ew.

    Sea Foam Eye Gouges – And if you remember how Aphrodite was created.. I’m not sorry.

    Napping Impalas – Picture those beautiful cars napping.

    Cromartie’s Magnificent Atomic Drops – Because Cromartie isn’t magnificient… He isn’t! Get over it.

    The Gronk’s Wood – Like, seriously. Just popped up… Again, not sorry,

    RG3’s Injured Bad Englishes – …really RNG? REALLY?

    Freeze Dried Skeletors – Because who hasn’t wanted to have microwaved Skeletor so that afterwards you talk just like him, in preparation for that inevitable defeat.

    And finally… Drum roll please~!

    Captain Munnerlyn’s Taco Salads – I’ll see myself out.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dorian S.: Haha, Captain Munnerlyn’s Taco Salads is totally my favorite. RG3’s Injured Bad Englishes though… kinda hmmm.

  3. Sasquatch sluggers says:
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    All kinds of cartoon images popped up when I saw these…
    -Napping kamikazes
    -Spray-painted finger puppets
    -Emotionally stunted asdrubals
    -Slack-jawed pipelayers

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Sasquatch sluggers: Slack-jawed pipelayers sounds super sexual. Thus, it’s my favorite.

  4. Scott says:
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    Last year, I settled on Crimson Fratellis. Just sounds bad-a__

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Scott: You can say ass!

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