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Howdy, Razzballiens. I hope you enjoyed our new Monday format as much as we did. If you missed it, I’ll be concentrating on the analytical side of the Sunday review and Jay’s post will be free form with a lot of great jokes included. Wait a minute… Can I tell jokes too? Maybe I want to tell jokes. Does Jay just want me to leave the jokes to him? Will Jay fire me if I try and tell jokes without his permission and I just do it anyway? [Jay’s Note: Probably.]

If I get fired, how will I pay my joke writer? It’s already crushing my monthly budget and to this point the jokes that my joke writer sells me have been fairly ineffective. What will I tell my parents if Razzball lets me go? It’s been their dream for me to be a fantasy sports blogger since I was in 3rd grade. I can’t imagine their disappointment if I get black balled from the industry. What would my wife and kid think of me? Will they think I’m just another failed fantasy football blogger and will she regret not going out with that doctor who asked her out all of those years ago because I promised her that someday I would become a successful fantasy football blogger? What would Zach think? Would he just quit texting me? It’d probably just be one of those “Yeah, we’ll keep in touch” things, but he’d giggle and delete my number. How will he know how Kenny Golladay is doing on that specific Sunday?

It’s all very confusing, just like David Johnson’s injury. Players drop like flies due to injury which makes the rankings part of the week a roller coaster. Let’s get to it, here are my Week 2 Fantasy Football Rankings…

  1. William Trill Cauley-Stein says:
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    MB, good sir. How are you? I am in a 0.5 PPR ten team league. Could you please help me with my line up for week 2? I appreciate it.

    QB1- Winston or Mariota?
    RB1-Freeman? Miller? Blount? Coleman?
    RB2-Elliott? Blount? Miller? Coleman? Henry?
    WR- C. Hogan or Galloway?
    WR2-Hopkins or Hogan or Golloway?
    F-L. Miller? T. Coleman? D. Henry? Blount? Golloway?
    TE- D. Walker
    K-Bryant
    D-AZ or LAR?

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @William Trill Cauley-Stein: I’m great and of course!
      Winston, Freeman, Elliott, Hopkins, Golladay, LAR

      • MB

        Unbreakable_MB says:
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        @Unbreakable_MB: Miller in flex

        • William Trill Cauley-Stein says:
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          @Unbreakable_MB:

          I appreciate it Big Dog. You don’t think NE and Hogan will tee off on the Saints?

  2. Chris says:
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    hi MB,

    thanks for the rankings.

    Got offerred RB David Johnson for RB Terrance West.
    Should I accept?

    12 team, standard league, flex (w/r)
    No IR Spot

    Current roster:
    qb – matt ryan
    wr – Julio Jones, Amari Cooper, Golden Tate
    Rb – Crowell, Lynch
    Te – Ertz
    Flex – Terrance West
    K – Gostkowski
    DEF – Oak (Streaming)
    Bench Rb – Perkins, Mcfadden
    Bench wr – Mike Wallace
    Bench Te – Julius Thomas
    Bench DEF – Eagles (like to hold them for the sacks but not this week vs Kansas) or??

    so, trade west for johnson?

    Thanks for your comments!

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Chris: yeah, I’d do it, he’d be the best playoff addition you could get

  3. Fizz says:
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    Who would you want on your team rest of the year in a standard league: Diggs or K. AAllen?

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Fizz: wow that’s tough, I’m leaning Allen, I love him and Rivers this year

  4. Luke says:
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    MB,

    Would you definitely drop Hooper for Clay in a 12 team PPR league? I’m surprised Hooper is so low in most of the rankings I’m seeing.

    Thanks!

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Luke: yes Hooper only saw 2 targets, he made the most of them though. Clay is heavily featured in the redzone and offense as a whole

  5. Jedimasters says:
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    What are your thoughts on Cohen moving forward? I grabbed him in my standard league with the #1 waiver pick and skipped Kerwyn Williams. I guess I was going for talent.

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Jedimasters: good call, I’m guessing both he and Jordan Howard will be very involved in the offense

  6. Bobb says:
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    Hey man!

    .5 PPR league I have Cohen & a Jordan Howard owner wants him as his cuff. He said he can deal either Corey Coleman or Tyrell Williams.

    What are your thoughts though of instead packaging my Cohen + either Parker or martavis Bryant to acquire his Keenan Allen?

    My RBs: DJ (he’s on the IR), Gordon, hunt, mcaffery, Abdullah, Chris Carson, Cohen , Chris Johnson, chark West

    My WRs Alshon, martavis Bryant, Marshall, hogan , maclin, Golladay, Parker. & I have mike Williams on my IR.

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    Howard’s owners team:

    His RBs Howard, lynch, Hyde, rob kelly, AP

    His WRs Julio, Dez, garçon, Keenan, Tyrell Williams, Corey Coleman

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    Trade Q #2.

    Would you look to deal my Alshon + Mcaffery + martavis Bryant to acquire Michael Thomas + Tyreek hill (or davante adams?) I’d include Gronk here but prob not asking for enough.

    — this owner at RB has Freeman, Charles, Blount, DMC, Burkhead,,
    — this owner at WR has Mike Thomas, D Adams, tyreek hill, Britt, Torrey smith , Corey Davis

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    Trade scenario #3:
    Just a one for a one deal my Marshall for his Eric decker?

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    Trade scenario # 4

    Go & trade for either Crabtree or Diggs. The owner has crabs as his WR2 & Diggs @ WR3 or his gillislee or Powell id snag. I want his Cooper I may have to give away more to acquire him

    His team: RBs McCoy, gillislee, Powell , Chris Thompson

    His WRs Cooper, Crabtree, Diggs, zay jones .

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    I need to right the ship on my team I started the season with losing DJ & scoring the least amount in my league; my WRs : Martavis, Marshall & hogan that I started got a combined 5 pts! Gross , I’m glad I got Golladay on the waivers & same with Cohen but my team needs a spark & a change!

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Bobb: 1. Yes I’d be cool with either of those.
      2. No you’re giving up too much
      3. No I don’t like Decker as much
      4. I’d try for Crabtree, he’s going to want to much for Diggs

  7. Allan says:
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    Lacy droppable in a ppr for Cohen or williams?

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Allan: definitely

  8. Steve Stevenson says:
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    Superflex .5 ppr, Kizer or Kupp?

  9. Brian says:
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    need a back up TE in ppr dynasty. Starter is gronk and also have ASJ. have vance mcdonald. keep him or drop him for devalve, vernon davis, watson, aj derby. the best non-TE options out there are jaelen strong, charone peake, amara darboh, trent taylor, pharoh cooper.

    thanks

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Brian: yuck, I’d keep ASJ over any of those names

  10. Alan says:
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    Chris Carson or Buck Allen ros ??

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Alan: Chris Carson has the most upside

  11. Brian says:
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    Got offered Tom Brady and Michael Thomas for Ben Rothlesburger and Jordy would you accept ?

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Brian: in a second

  12. Jose says:
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    MB would you trade devontee freeman for amari cooper and tevin coleman?

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Jose: hell yeah, I think that’s a good deal. Love Cooper and love having Coleman in case something happens to Freeman

  13. Toby says:
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    Got 2 trade requests today. Would love your opinion:

    Trade away Hunt for Aaron Rodgers (have Wilson and Prescott as QB’s). Thinking of countering with Rodgers and Michael Thomas for Hunt and Wilson since I need help at WR.

    Trade away Diggs for Gilleslie (don’t need help at RB unless I move Hunt but this seems like a good offer at face value)

    LMK what you think. Thanks!

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Toby: id only do your counter offer, and no I’m not trading diggs for gillislee

  14. Steve says:
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    QB Mariota, Luck
    Rbs Gurley, Cook, D. Martin, J. Allen, & D. Johnson

    WRs Baldwin, K. Allen, D. Parker, D. Jackson & C. Coleman,
    One open spot.

    Should I cut Luck and pickup Kumura/Carson & Kupp? Or just an rb? Which rb do you like?

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @Steve: no I’d hold onto Luck. Once October/November rolls around you’ll be glad you did

  15. Jdubs says:
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    MB!

    I have Kamara, Kenny Britt, and Darren Mcfadden on the end of my bench. who would you drop first (if any) for Lacy or Foreman (playing the handcuff lotto)?

    The rest of my team:
    QB: Palmer, Luck
    RB: Bell, Miller, Martin, Mcfadden
    WR: Watkins, Martavis Bryant, Maclin, Corey Davis, Britt
    TE: Gronk

    Thanks man!

    • MB

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      @Jdubs: I’d drop McFadden for Foreman

  16. bigbear says:
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    Someone dropped Palmer in a 12 team H2H redraft league. Is he worth rostering? I’ve got Winston and Cousins. But thinking I could potentially use one of them as trade bait. Potential drops would be McFadden or Richardson.

    • MB

      Unbreakable_MB says:
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      @bigbear: he’s more rosterable than McFadden so yeah I’d do it.

  17. Lubey says:
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    14 team league 0.5 ppr

    wilson
    mccoy elliott cook anderson prosise williams
    hill brown davis lee wright
    graham

    Ive been looking to upgrade a wr. Is anderson or pryor a good enough deal?

    Thanks brotha

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