Greetings! I come to you live from the airport, where I sit and judge every single person that walks by simply by their appearance. Why do we do this? The study of human behavior is a fascinating subject, so fascinating that I’ve decided to pay Rudy to build a similar program to Hittertron, that predict how many Razzball writers will block me on Twitter that week. I requested that the Rudester go balls deep, rhino-horn up the pie-hole style, cost be damned! What makes all the other writers hate me? They start off as fans, but eventually begin acting like one of my many, many, many, many, many, many, many, MAAAAAAAANY scorned lovers. Am I just an a*shole? Am I too defensive? Are they too defensive? You’ve got to be realistic about these things as the answer is most likely yes to all of the above, but it’s the details that will shock us, possibly even empower us to become better human beings. And on that note, my rankings are below. May it do ya fine!

 

 

May it do ya fine.

  1. Fizz says:
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    Tehol da God!

    Who would you own rest of the year for a straight up trade in standard league?
    Diggs or K. Allen

    Also, who should I start at flex? J. Stewart, D. Jackson, or T. Cohen (I got Howard and Miller starting).

    Thank you!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Fizz: my goodman!!! Both incredibly deep questions.

      I guess I’ll still go with Allen. He had extremely tough matchup while Diggs had easiest one of season.

      I’m gonna go d jax this week as I like him to get at least one bomb for a score ! Cohen second

  2. Lubey says:
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    14 team league 0.5 ppr

    wilson
    mccoy elliott cook anderson prosise williams
    hill brown davis lee wright
    graham

    Ive been looking to upgrade a wr. Is anderson or pryor a good enough deal?

    Thanks brotha

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Lubey: I’m not sure I’m following correctly….. what’s the trade?!

      • Lubey says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Sorry. I was looking to trade cj anderson for pryor

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Lubey: absolutely

  3. Adam says:
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    Cooper Kupp or Paul Richardson ROS?
    Thx

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Adam: wow, tough call as Goff loves Kupp! P rich is hella injury prone but has more upside. I’ll stick with Kupp for now but I may regret my words

  4. happyharry1958 says:
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    12 team, PPR – two tough matchups, Crowder @LAR or Thielen @ PIT?….Thanks Man.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @happyharry1958: tough call after that horrid week one for skins. Still think crowder is higher upside play but Thielen looks so solid I’d go there until we see better as rams have better defense here

  5. Show me your TDs says:
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    Howdy Tehol!!

    Here’s my RBs & WRs just seeing if you would package any of my two WRs to upgrade to go to one better WR?

    RBs: DJ(IR) lost DJ, Gordon, hunt, mcaffery, Abdullah, Chris Carson, Cohen , Chris Johnson, chark west

    My WRs we start 3, could be 4 w/ flex spot: Alshon, martavis Bryant, Marshall, hogan, maclin, Parker, Golladay and stashing Mike Williams on my other IR spot

    That being said would you start to field trades or stand pat this week? Here are some WRs I want to target

    1.) Diggs (his WRs are Cooper, Crabtree, diggs, zay jones. His RBs are McCoy, gillislee, Powell, Chris Thompson.)

    2.) Keenan Allen ( Keenan owner is a Jordan Howard owner & i happen to own Cohen. He said he’d be willing to give me Corey Coleman or Tyrell Williams straight up for Cohen, do I bother trying to up the ante my Cohen + either alshon /maclin or d Parker for his Keenan Allen? He also has garçon who I wouldn’t mind.

    His RBs: Howard, lynch, Hyde, AP, r Kelley, Tolbert
    His WRs: Julio, Dez, Keenan, garçon, Tyrell Williams, Corey Coleman, agholor.

    3.) Michael Thomas this owner doesn’t have RB depth
    RBs are Freeman, Jamaal Charles, Blount, Burkhead, DMC,

    WRs are Michael Thomas, D Adams, tyreek hill, Britt, Corey Davis , Torrey smith .

    4.) doug Baldwin this owner looks to be well balanced
    RBs: fournette, ajayi, Terrence west, Montgomery, riddick, Rawls, sproles.

    His WRs: Evans, Baldwin, Tate, mike Wallace, Richard Matthews.

    5.) Randall Cobb this owner doesn’t have great depth:
    His RBs: j-Stewart, buck Allen, Ingram, Charles sims, vereen
    His WRs: Cooks, cobb, theilen, amendola, Eric decker, stills, Jordan Matthews,

    6.) lastly brandin cooks but I may have to give up a ton

    Cobb & cooks are the same owner

    This time last week I almost traded Gordon for a top tier WR (Evans or Jordy or Cooper) but with DJ out I can’t deal Gordon unless it’s for another RB. I don’t want to but if I can get a good piece back I’d be ok with dealing mcaffery away in a package for either a WR1/WR2. Or RB1/RB2.

    Thanks man!!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Show me your TDs: tiddddddays, id offer Cohen and Maclin for Allen and start there. For Thomas you can go bigger. For Evans give up whatever necessary. I think you pieces to make it work and still be loaded. Like Alshon and Parker or some shit

      • Show me your TDs says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        That owner & I just agreed & we sent that trade out I got Keenan & he gets maclin & Cohen

        Now that I get Keenan, should I continue my wheeling ways & package Parker + alshon?

        Baldwin? Larry Fitzgerald?

        What about dealing just either my martavis Bryant , Parker or Alshon for Diggs?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Show me your TDs: beautiful I’d probably trade either of those three for a Diggs tho I think Alshon has big season

  6. William Hung says:
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    @Tehol – do you do a weekly waiver column and if you do, where would one find it?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @William Hung: I do not currently but I’m assuming we have one on razzball or If not I could start doing one. That’s how titles are won, my goodman!

      • William Hung says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: I need a deep league waiver post on Tuesdays… I currently play in a .5 PPR 14 team league

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @William Hung: I’ll work on something for ya buddy

  7. Nightpandas says:
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    Tehol

    Got offered Carr for my Hyde.

    Sounds shitty but here is my situation. 16 team league we start 2 rb, 3 wr and a flex. Std scoring With 25 yards a point but 4 pts for 400 yards and 6 pts for 500 yards.

    My current roster
    1 qb: Palmer, Semien
    2 rb: Gurley, Hyde, Kelley, Mack, Darkwa, Smallwood
    3 wr: Evans, Diggs, J Matthews, Dorsett, To Smith
    1 flex

    Am I ok with these qbs or should I make the deal. No qbs on the wire except Brisett.

    Thanks my man

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nightpandas: I think you have to hold here. Your next rbs are not trustworthy at this point in time . You do need a another QB at some point tho so I’d pick up Brisset also

  8. JP Morgan says:
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    If Danny Amendolla does not play would you start Hogan over Devonte Adams ?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @JP Morgan: that’s a negative, ghost rider

  9. Clos says:
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    12 man ppr just dropped Snead and picked up Britt yesterday now someone dropped crowder. I still feel like both will do well this season, it’s only one game.

    QB- Russell Wilson
    WR- Dez Bryant, Martavis Bryant, Sammy Watkins, Thielen, Kenny Britt
    RB- Le’veon Bell, Fournette, Mixon, Abdullah

    Are you dropping any of those guys for crowder?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Clos: you can’t drop any of those guys for him now tho he prob has higher upside than Thielan. I’d probably take him over Britt

  10. Ed says:
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    In a PPR league, need to pick 2 guys out of D. Cook, Tate and Lamar Miller?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Ed: cook aaaaaand hmmmmm, Tate very tough matchup. Will Janoris be on him. I’m tempted to give Miller the shot here tho he’s not an inspiring football player

      • Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Tate should get a ton of targets out of slot but again Giants d is nasty but Tate could nickel and dime they. Sexier play than Miller tho Cincy may be ready to implode

  11. Fizz says:
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    Got one more you, Tehol da God.

    Who to start at flex this week?

    K. Williams, J. Crowder, K. Golladay, C. Coleman

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Fizz: crowder is my answer my goodman

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