I am back from my football blogging sabbatical and ready for the off season. I have no interest in this crumby Super Bowl, so I’m ready to dive right into the offseason. What better way to start than to review the 2017 season? There could have been stuff that you missed, you never know. Maybe something that you read in this will stick in your brain until your draft season in August. Will you remember which article you read it from? Probably not, It’s January.
I’m surprised you even clicked on this, you must be bored. What you will probably remember from my posts when your drafts roll around in August is my grotesque misunderstanding of English grammar. I’ll probably over use some commas, or not use enough commas. Do they teach 6th grade grammar at the local community college? Better yet, maybe you would prefer that I disperse of fantasy football knowledge through the use of emojis. That would be edgy, and no one has done it yet! (Simpsons did it!) Alright stop. I’m going to go through the quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends to let you know what stuck out to me this season. Today, let’s start with the quarterbacks and running backs.
Yo yo yo, we're back yet again to provide rankings and playoff picks for all eleven or twelve of you who are still playing fantasy football. I'd like to know why, but I'm sure it's because something-something-sh*thole. That's right folks, despite only having to cater to the dozen(s) of you, we still like to remain topical. Mmm, topical sh*thole, if you will. And we should.
Yeah, it's a bit lonely over here (am I talking about my dating life or this site?), but we must keep the ranking juices flowing. It's what I demand. It's what the industry demands. It's also what your mother demands. Maybe. I'm actually not quite sure about what your mother demands, since our conversation last night was about something entirely different. Regardless, here are this weekend's Wild Card Weekend picks AND rankings, for all you readers who are in bizarre NFL Playoff leagues.
Let's bizarre together!