Where my RazzBowlers at? No, not you fine-looking gentlemen in the front in your bowler hats -- y'all simmer down with your fancy headwear. I'm talking about the roughest, toughest imaginary sports managers out there: my RazzBowl peeps. I'm gonna need your powers of manifestation to propel me two spots ahead into the final cutline. Come on, will Tyler Conklin to fantasy glory! OK, OK, my team looks like The Walking Dead, but at least I'm a survivor. Part of my "still in it to win it" status derives from the fact that I get to write this sweet "injury report" every week. As long as y'all are still showing up, I'll show up and help out. If we run out of steam and I enter my full winter hibernation, then feel free to swing back to this article as the weeks pass and ask questions. Unlike your thankless dog that will wag its tail for any ol' Joe that drops a handful of steak, I'm still here for you!