Articles – Fantasy Football
2016 Fantasy Football
Gruden Knows from Wentz He Came
Seriously, for those of you who missed it, I spent the entire game trying to formulate ways on filing a restraining order against Jon Gruden…
- Jay
- September 20, 2016
- 151
2016 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Eagles vs. Bears
Tonight's game is kinda of a matchup between teams that are sorta-kinda similar, but not. How informative! Yes, you could say that about every team…
- Jay
- September 19, 2016
- 54
2016 Fantasy Football
Sam Bradford: Because We’re Serious About Winning Now
In what could have been a wonderful work of satire in today's title, last night's Sunday excursion into Minnesota's new football stadium may have upended…
- Jay
- September 19, 2016
- 105
2016 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Packers vs. Vikings
You know, at first glance, you wonder why we're watching a prime time game featuring the Vikings. At least, that was my reaction on our…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 38
2016 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 2
A pretty crowded afternoon slate today, highlighted by the Jaguars vs. Chargers game. Haha, just kidding. Also, not sure how I would type out a…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 38
2016 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 2
Despite my complaints last week about some of the opening matchups being akin to choking on benzos (the Bills versus Ravens game still brings me into a yawn-state right…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 79
2016 Buy/Sell
Beyond the Numbers, Week 2: Stay Sharpe
Welcome to the first edition of Beyond the Numbers! Hope you guys like it here. Feels a little funny writing an article seemingly in direct contradiction…
- Dominic Hall
- September 17, 2016
- 8
2016 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 2: Mister Anderson…
What a great week of football last Sunday, huh? For me, Sunday turned into a six-hour RedZone session, and truth be told, it was fantastic.…
- Zach
- September 17, 2016
- 56
2016 Fantasy Football
Football Player Pages Now Live!
Following up on last week's launch of weekly in-season NFL projections - aka the Pigskinonator - we are psyched to announce that we now have fantasy football…
- Rudy Gamble
- September 16, 2016
- 3
2016 Buy/Sell
By the Numbers, Week 2: Mile High Madness
Oh hey, didn't hear you come in. Sorry about the mess, I haven't moved since last Sunday afternoon. I've been here crying in the fetal…
- Mike Honcho
- September 16, 2016
- 30
2016 Deep Leagues
Deep Impact, Week 2: Get Brent
Welcome back everybody to this week’s edition of “Deep Implants”, our recurring series here at Razzball discussing the history of American spies planted overseas during…
- Alex Lee
- September 16, 2016
- 10
2016 Fantasy Football
Fitzmagic the Gathering
I'll be honest, I was late turning on the game by about five minutes, and arrived to a replay of a stupid shovel pass by…
- Jay
- September 16, 2016
- 110
2016 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Jets vs. Bills
Well, this is a matchup that makes me think: Man, what did I do this week to deserve this? And on a Thursday night no…
- Jay
- September 15, 2016
- 43
2016 Fantasy Football
I Scream, You Stream, Week 2: Check Your League’s Bilal Movements
Welcome back to the Razzball streamer article. I have some work to do after week 1. None of my plays had big days and a…
- MB
- September 15, 2016
- 13
2016 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 2
Year Accuracy Rank Highest Lowest Percentile Week 1 TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA 2015 57.5% 22 out of 123 59.9% 51.6% Top 20% 2014 58.1%…
- Jay
- September 15, 2016
- 113
2016 Fantasy Football
Podcast: Tehol Seeks Emancipation from the Rodfather
Welcome to the newest episode of the Razzball Football podcast! As the title alludes to in very obvious ways, not only do we go over…
- Jay
- September 14, 2016
- 12
2016 Buy/Sell
Disgraces and Delights: Eazy-E-Li Leads Giants With Attitude
Greetings! As we speak, I'm rectally inhaling MDMA in order to get through this post without breaking down into hysteria over my rankings from last…
- LT Murray IV
- September 14, 2016
- 84
2016 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 2: Nothing Wrong with Your Abdullah Oblongata
Was it just me, or were running backs pretty disappointing during the first week? It could just be me. My weekend consisted of a bachelor…
- mikeMaher
- September 14, 2016
- 24
2016 Buy/Sell
Who Are These Guys?, Week 2: Riddickulous
Most would have undoubtedly considered the lineup I am about to throw at you to be ridiculous had I recommended it last week for last week's…
- malamoney
- September 14, 2016
- 60
2016 Fantasy Football
Working the Wire, Week 2: Cruz cLynch’s His Fists in a Salsa Dance
You gotta groove. You gotta sway. You gotta flow. It takes a certain amount of swagger (or just Latin hips?) to really pull off the…
- M@
- September 13, 2016
- 62
2016 Buy/Sell
Hit It or Quit It, Week 2: I’m Feeling Fuller with this Willie
Welcome back, my horde, to the first official hit it or quit it for the 2016 season! Sure, I teased you all a little bit…
- Jennifer
- September 13, 2016
- 48
2016 Fantasy Football
World Wide FAAB, Week 2: A Little Shaun Shaun
I have to just come out and say that the title is referencing "a little some' some'" because the reference is pretty ambiguous. I'll let someone…
- RotoLance
- September 13, 2016
- 35
2016 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Chris Hogan, A Glitch in the Matrix?
Recently, Bank of America Merrill Lynch said there's a "20%-50% chance that we're living in the matrix." Are they sowing the seeds for their next…
- Son
- September 13, 2016
- 12
2016 Fantasy Football
San Francisco Has Successful Gabbortion
I probably should have found a 49ers highlight to go with the title, but there weren't any. I'm serious. What a night of football! Said…
- Jay
- September 13, 2016
- 157
2016 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 1: Steelers vs. Washington and Rams vs. 49ers
Ah yes, the dreaded Monday Night Football opener, showcasing four teams that you sorta-kinda are interested in, but not really and would probably just put…
- Jay
- September 12, 2016
- 11
2016 Fantasy Football
The Pigskinator and DFSBot
If you missed it this past weekend, we introduced a brand new tool called: The Pigskinator (along with a brand new DFSBot). If it sounds familiar,…
- Jay
- September 12, 2016
- 59
2016 Fantasy Football
Keenan Allen, ACLU Alum
Well, on a day where Jim Nantz called a pregame 9/11 memorial a 9/11 celebration, there really isn't anywhere to go other than down... Or…
- Jay
- September 12, 2016
- 116
2016 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 1: Patriots vs. Cardinals
Real question, is this the first Sunday Night Football game of the week, or is this the second? True, I believe you could technically call…
- Jay
- September 11, 2016
- 19
2016 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 1
I have to admit, after including some thoughts on today's remembrance in our earlier live thread, I think the pre-ceremonies around the league were handled pretty…
- Jay
- September 11, 2016
- 27
2016 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 1
With the Panthers and Broncos Super Bowl 50 rematch in the books thanks to Graham Ganope doing his best impersonation of Blair Walsh, or, you…
- Jay
- September 11, 2016
- 81
2016 Fantasy Football
The Birth of Pigskinonator (aka Razzball Weekly In-Season NFL Projections Now Live)
Greetings from the secret, WiFi-enabled Razzball bunker! It has taken a while but we finally got our robots to broaden their heretofore MLB-limited expertise and…
- Rudy Gamble
- September 10, 2016
- 11
2016 Fantasy Football
Ambulance Chasers, Week 1: What You Need To Know
The kickoff to the regular season is fast approaching which means your Week 1 fantasy matchup is also just around the corner. Whether you’ve already…
- Joseph Patrick
- September 10, 2016
- 9
2016 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 1: Murray-Up Offense
Football is back, and better than ever. After an offseason that felt like it lasted forever, we finally get to sit back, relax and enjoy…
- Zach
- September 10, 2016
- 61
2016 Deep Leagues
Deep Impact, Week 1: Braxton Can Un-Break Your Lineup
Welcome to this week’s edition of “Dope Imports”, our regular series evaluating the foreign drug trade in the United States. This week, we’ll take a…
- Alex Lee
- September 9, 2016
- 20
2016 Dream League
2016 Razzball Dream League, Episode 2: Picking the Draft Order
We know you guys couldn't wait any longer to see episode two of the Razzball Dream League, so here it is. We apologize for the…
- Keegan
- September 9, 2016
- 3
2016 Fantasy Football
Graham Ganope
Granted, there isn't a rich history to draw from in terms of "quality football" on Thursdays, but you have to think that this being an…
- Jay
- September 9, 2016
- 72
2016 Fantasy Football
Season Opener Live Thread: Panthers vs. Broncos
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry, drinking has already started because today is the day. Today is the day football starts! Yeah, I know that you know, but I…
- Jay
- September 8, 2016
- 78
2016 Fantasy Football
I Scream and You Stream, Week 1: Try the Clam Crowder
It’s officially Week 1. We’ve finally made it and I can’t wait to ignore my fantasy baseball playoff matchups to solely focus on overreacting to…
- MB
- September 8, 2016
- 6
2016 Fantasy Football
By the Numbers, Week 1: Love Your Cousins
Week 1 is upon us internet friends and that means real, live American Football! Let us rejoice. With that, it's time to crush our opponents…
- Mike Honcho
- September 8, 2016
- 20
2016 Fantasy Football
Podcast: Preview of Week 1 *with* Bonus Production Value
Football is back, so naturally, that's what we talked about in Episode 5 of the Razzball Football Podcast. Tehol and Zach joined me with special…
- Jay
- September 8, 2016
- 49
