Articles – Fantasy Football
2013 Fantasy Football
Lights, Cam, NEWTON!
Football is a funny sport, especially for a team that rarely gets to be in the spotlight. The last time I remember seeing Cam Newton…
- Sky
- November 19, 2013
- 143
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where JB Does A One Man Show
The Razzball Podcast returns, and appropriately for a week of no-shows from several fantasy studs, it's only me manning the podcast with super producer Kyle…
- JB Gilpin
- November 18, 2013
- 14
2013 Fantasy Football
Bucs Were Saving Bobby For A Rainey Day
I swear, players with names like this were made for Razzball. Do you know how many puns I'm gonna squeeze out of this down the…
- Sky
- November 18, 2013
- 169
Last Second Decisions
Last Second Decisions – Fight Or Flight
So I finally got to watching Flight last night, and I love the way it made me think of fantasy. Mostly because most of my…
- JB Gilpin
- November 17, 2013
- 130
2013 Fantasy Football
The Handcuff Report – Love Rainey O’er Me
Why did I pick up Bobby Rainey, the guy who was waived by the Cleveland Browns back in October? This move makes me feel dirty,…
- J-FOH
- November 16, 2013
- 56
2013 Fantasy Football
Sawbones Scribings Week 11 – Arian Foster’s Bad Disc Crashes Houston Offense
The big injury news of the week is Houston running back Arian Foster undergoing back surgery to repair and alleviate issues stemming from a disc…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- November 15, 2013
- 11
2013 Fantasy Football
Hard Targets: John Carlson Returns Like Jesus
MFer I'm a monster in this game, similar to the Lochness. My writing's nappy rooted, all my pieces have a process. Greetings all! Tis I,…
- LT Murray IV
- November 15, 2013
- 24
2013 Fantasy Football
Donald Trumps Irsay
Let's face it, the Colts have had a pretty rough year at the running back position to date. After throwing down some cash on Ahmad…
- Sky
- November 15, 2013
- 159
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Eleven For 2013 Fantasy Football
As we enter the home stretch of the regular season, there are no more surprises. Any sleeper who is going to break out (Robert Quinn,…
- Kevin Kumpf
- November 14, 2013
- 27
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 11 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- November 14, 2013
- 15
2013 Fantasy Football
Roughshod Jennings
When the cat's away, the mouse will play. Or so they say. By the way, I make things out of clay by the bay. Ok,…
- Sky
- November 14, 2013
- 331
2013 Fantasy Football
Week 11 Players to Play/Avoid: Cruz Relying on Manning’s Control
Both Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green are in tough matchups this week, but you’re going to play them anyway. Why? They’re just too talented to…
- Loudon
- November 13, 2013
- 64
DraftKings
DraftKings – A Failed Week, A New Team
Another week is in the books, and we're one week closer to the huge Week 17 Millionaire Finale. I am still ticket-less, and will be…
- JB Gilpin
- November 13, 2013
- 16
2013 Fantasy Football
Dez The Way, Uh Huh Uh Huh, I Like It
I'm gonna take you back. Way, way back into the distant past...woah, too far! You're wearing white flared pants and a white fitted imprinted jacket?…
- Sky
- November 13, 2013
- 246
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where We Hire An Intern To Yell At
The Razzball Podcast is back! And since we taped on Tuesday whilst remembering our American and Canadian heroes, we're previewing week 11 this week instead…
- JB Gilpin
- November 12, 2013
- 25
2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it Sowing the Seeds of Playoff Love
Amazing, isn't it, my Razzballers? The Fantasy Football playoffs are on the immediate horizon. Seems like only yesterday we were doing mock drafts and arguing…
- The Guru
- November 12, 2013
- 73
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update: Week 10
Welllllllll, my run at RCL glory took a horrible turn this week, as both my squads are looking terrible and suffered tough losses. Why, A-Rod's…
- JB Gilpin
- November 12, 2013
- 12
2013 Fantasy Football
Let’s Get Rishard’ed
I swear I mentioned this kid prior to tonight. I did a site search. I did a read through of the buy/sell columns. The only…
- Sky
- November 12, 2013
- 237
2013 Fantasy Football
Austin-tatious
Ostentatious. Adjective. Definition: Characterized by vulgar or pretentious display; designed to impress or attract notice. Welp, it sure worked. We saw it all, Tavon Austin,…
- Sky
- November 11, 2013
- 151
Last Second Decisions
Last Second Decisions – The Fantasy Other Guys
I'm looking across my lineups this week, and I'm feeling like my teams' narratives are like The Other Guys. My Samuel L. and the Rock…
- JB Gilpin
- November 10, 2013
- 120
2013 Fantasy Football
Sawbones Scribings Week 10 – Mister Rodgers Gets Busted Up
Aaron Rodgers’ collarbone injury impacts everyone in fantasy football. Rodgers is one of the most consistent and healthiest quarterbacks in the league. He’s going to…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- November 8, 2013
- 32
2013 Fantasy Football
Hard Targets: Better to be More Incognito than Jonathan Martin on the Fantasy Message Board
Greetings! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, here to counsel you on how to handle bullying on the message board and point out some interesting targets and…
- LT Murray IV
- November 8, 2013
- 25
2013 Fantasy Football
Robert Givin You Thirds
It ain't even Turkey day, y'all, and someone out there is serving up plenty. Sure, there are plenty of other days in the year where…
- Sky
- November 8, 2013
- 185
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Ten For 2013 Fantasy Football
Before I get started talking IDPs for this week, it’s time to put you all at ease. I’m sure many of you spent your entire…
- Kevin Kumpf
- November 7, 2013
- 20
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 10 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- November 7, 2013
- 22
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly Rankings: A Cutler Above The Rest
I'm scaring myself at this point. I used to take some wild swings at these rankings. Am I getting old and boring like the rest…
- Sky
- November 7, 2013
- 231
2013 Fantasy Football
Week 10 Players to Play/Avoid: Foles Gold
So you need to find a temporary replacement for Aaron Rodgers huh? Is no one safe anymore? Luckily, there are some QBs with pretty solid…
- Loudon
- November 6, 2013
- 53
DraftKings
DraftKings – Nick And I’s Quest For Millionaire-hood
As Nick and I discussed on this week's Podcast, we're jones-ing for a ticket into the huge Million Dollar Week 17 Finale DraftKings is hosting,…
- JB Gilpin
- November 6, 2013
- 12
2013 Fantasy Football
Buyshawn Lynch
The season is at the midway point and as we journey into the second part of our lonely trudge into fantasy fame in some leagues…
- Sky
- November 6, 2013
- 224
2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it: The Trash Talkin’ Smack Down Edition
I'm not one to talk the trash or put someone in a verbal vice-grip, but when it comes down to knocking off my fellow RCL…
- The Guru
- November 5, 2013
- 114
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update: Week 9
Well... All good things come to an end. And if you were cheering for me to lose, then shame on you! Because I had a…
- JB Gilpin
- November 5, 2013
- 35
2013 Fantasy Football
Aaron Rodger’ed Fantasy Owners, No One Was Jolly
It's amazing how many euphemisms we have in this world for the act of coitus. Some would say too much, others would say not enough…
- Sky
- November 5, 2013
- 247
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One With The Allure Of A Special Guest
Well Nick tried to work some Podcast Hosting mojo, and pumped up a special guest that never showed. That's how to promo Nick! Maybe I'm…
- JB Gilpin
- November 4, 2013
- 7
2013 Fantasy Football
Foles Me Once, Shame On You But Foles Me Twice, Well…
In the words of one of the more quotable presidents in recent memory, 'ya fool me can't get fooled again'. Read that with a Texans…
- Sky
- November 4, 2013
- 168
Last Second Decisions
Last Second Decisions – Another Week Of Bye Murder
Ohhhhhh man. Another week and another 6 teams on bye. That makes 20% of players gone. So it's kinda like Tehol's weekly Writer's League lineup.…
- JB Gilpin
- November 3, 2013
- 127
2013 Fantasy Football
The Handcuff Report – The Tolbert Report
Tonight, we answer the question to why Mike Tolbert is relevant. How does anyone in Carolina notice when his name isn't Newton, not the cookie,…
- J-FOH
- November 1, 2013
- 88
2013 Fantasy Football
Hard Targets: Marvin Jones the Only Cure for Halloween Hangover
Let me tell you something If you took away the chicken If you took away the thongs, the celebrity references. If you took away the…
- LT Murray IV
- November 1, 2013
- 24
2013 Fantasy Football
His Name Is Gio And He Dances On The Grass
I have a 17 week season to cover and by comparison to baseball, it's usually pretty easy to come up with a title that I…
- Sky
- November 1, 2013
- 177
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Nine For 2013 Fantasy Football
I’ve spent most of the week in deep thought about one of the more important things in life right now: Why don’t Robert Quinn and…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 31, 2013
- 23
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 9 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- October 31, 2013
- 25
