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2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it: Starks Raving Mad – The Bizarro World Edition
Week 2 of the NFL season was like a visit to Bizarro World in the old Superman comics or, for those not comically inclined, the…
- The Guru
- September 17, 2013
- 126
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update: Week 2
Week 2 has wrapped up with another huge week of RCL Football action. If you haven't seen it yet, we've got the full interactive 2013-2014…
- JB Gilpin
- September 17, 2013
- 41
2013 Fantasy Football
My Favorite Bluth Is Spelled ‘Gio-B’
To quote our magnificent G.O.B. Jr, in response to magic tricks, 'Illusion...A trick is something a whore does for money...'. That pretty much sums up…
- Sky
- September 17, 2013
- 249
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where JB Cries About His Terrible Panthers
Well, it was about as bad a week 2 as it could get. Desperately needing some offense from anyone besides Marshawn Lynch, the 49ers/Seahawks game turned…
- JB Gilpin
- September 16, 2013
- 23
2013 Fantasy Football
Sit And Drink Eddie Royal Tea
In an interview with some guy somewhere, Kurt Cobain explained that his song 'Penny Royal Tea' was '...about a person who's beyond depressed; they're in…
- Sky
- September 16, 2013
- 200
2013 Fantasy Football
Last Second Decisions – Overreaction Week
A week is in the books and it's time to absolutely freak out. Tom Brady is horrible, time to drop him for Terrelle Pryor! Like…
- JB Gilpin
- September 15, 2013
- 131
2013 Fantasy Football
Sawbones Scribings Week 2: Gronky Punch
It’s Friday the 13th (of September) and the doctor is in. Good thing I am since there are plenty of patients filling the hallways of…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 13, 2013
- 59
2013 Fantasy Football
Targets and Touches: David Wilson’s Struggles Run Deeper Than the Mariana Trench
Greetings! Tis I, the fabulous Mr. Beddict, here to review some stats I found downright fascinating from the NFL's opening weekend. You know me as…
- LT Murray IV
- September 13, 2013
- 100
2013 Fantasy Football
Edelmania
On a night of this caliber (or calibre if you're from the other side of the Atlantic), it was really hard to find something that…
- Sky
- September 13, 2013
- 256
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Two For 2013 Fantasy Football
In my Week 1 Rankings, I mentioned how it’s risky to start rookies in their first career game. The ceiling can be high if a…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 12, 2013
- 37
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 2 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- September 12, 2013
- 46
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly Rankings: Don’t Be So Shorts-Sided
There are some things in life that just don't work out the way you want them to. You want to be a rock star. But…
- Sky
- September 12, 2013
- 325
2013 Fantasy Football
Week 2 Players to Play/Avoid: Forte Will Show Off His Forte
Alright, a little self-promotion before we get started. I don’t mean to brag, but I put up 206 points in the Razzball Writer’s League for…
- Loudon
- September 11, 2013
- 115
DraftKings
DraftKings – Welcome To The NFL
Razzball Nation! DraftKings is back with another big week of contests to bring you daily fantasy glory. If you're not a baseball reader and/or didn't…
- JB Gilpin
- September 11, 2013
- 41
2013 Fantasy Football
Interior Decker Hater
Well, the first week has happened and as we all know, the first week means everything. We can pencil in Peyton to throw 112 touchdowns…
- Sky
- September 11, 2013
- 253
2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it: Last Man in Oakland With No Pryors
It was an exciting opening week for the NFL and we fantasy baller’s are either twerking in celebration or connecting the garden hose to the…
- The Guru
- September 10, 2013
- 99
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Update: Week 1
Week 1 is in the books! Thanks to everyone coming out and joining the RCL community. The official count is 276 RCL teams plus another…
- JB Gilpin
- September 10, 2013
- 24
2013 Fantasy Football
V For Vick-tory But Dial M For Murder?
I'm not gonna lie to you, this is being typed drunk. How drunk you ask? Well my man Chip Kelly has finally gone from Pinocchio…
- Sky
- September 10, 2013
- 290
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where Nick Will Do Anything To Escape My David Wilson Wrath
Due to "technical difficulties," the DraftKings Razzball Studio was unable to support having me on the show this week. We all know that Nick was…
- JB Gilpin
- September 9, 2013
- 36
2013 Fantasy Football
Manningface And Romoception Star In Derpfest, The Derpening
Good tidings everyone and welcome, once again, to this quickly/drunkenly-typed post of one handsome man’s observations of Sunday Night Football, which is tacitly accepted as…
- Jay
- September 9, 2013
- 14
2013 Fantasy Football
Ridley Goes From Pats To Patsy
It started off so well. On two straight plays, Stevan Ridley ripped the Bills defense for a couple of nice runs. First one up the…
- Sky
- September 9, 2013
- 177
2013 Fantasy Football
Last Second Decisions – It’s Good To Be Back Baby!
Razzball Nation! It's so good to be back to Last Second Decisions entering it's glorious third season. Oh how I love Sunday mornings. Got the…
- JB Gilpin
- September 8, 2013
- 187
2013 Fantasy Football
Sawbones Scribings: Week 1 Injury Report – Did Peyton Manning Hurt You?
Welcome back to the infirmary as good old Sawbones is back for another season of bringing all of the injury news to you. Hopefully, you’re…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 6, 2013
- 69
2013 Fantasy Football
Who Ordered The Orange Julius?
Seriously, who? It wasn't me, though I do think they're quite tasty. This season has started out with a bang for sure but of all…
- Sky
- September 6, 2013
- 247
2013 Fantasy Football
DirecTV and NFL Network Present: Tehol and his associates MJD and Roddy White
Greetings! Ya'll wanna see my face? Well, now's your chance as for the second year in a row I've been handpicked by Andrew Siciliano to…
- LT Murray IV
- September 5, 2013
- 36
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week One For 2013 Fantasy Football
After weeks of sleeper, busts, injuries and cuts, we’re finally here. FOOTBALL! For the first week of IDP rankings, there are not many changes from…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 5, 2013
- 25
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 1 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball's weekly NFL wagering contest. We're back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- September 5, 2013
- 39
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly Rankings: Charles In Charge
Yeah, yeah, you've heard that lead in title before. Whatever, you don't really come for weekly rankings for the jokes do you? You do? Fine,…
- Sky
- September 5, 2013
- 187
2013 Fantasy Football
Week 1 Players to Play/Avoid: There will be plenty of Lacy-er matchups for Eddie (or: how I learned I need more time to think of clever titles than I gave myself today)
The start of the fantasy season is finally here! By now, you have likely completed your draft and you’re just counting the seconds until Thursday’s…
- Loudon
- September 4, 2013
- 110
2013 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writer’s League Draft Recap: The Mediocre Murphs
Much like my high school and college grades, yea I went there, Yahoo draft software graders hit me with a big fat C+, here you…
- murph
- September 4, 2013
- 17
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where Nick And JayWrong Go Over Last Minute News And Nick Bashes His Home Country’s Football League
The Razzball Podcast is back, with the final preview show a full-on smorgasbord of last-minute, up-to-date news and the explanation as to why losing NFL…
- JB Gilpin
- September 4, 2013
- 58
2013 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writers League Draft Recap: Kevin’s Team
You know how sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and feel completely disoriented? You think, “Where am I? Was that all…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 3, 2013
- 19
2013 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writer’s League Draft Recap: Zorboss’ Team – Reign Maker$
“The computer, an extension of the human intellect. The ENCOM511, centre of the most calculating intelligence on earth, programmed by Master Control to survive by…
- Zorboss
- September 3, 2013
- 1
2013 Fantasy Football
Twelve Team Expert Auction Draft
So here's my final go in another Expert League. Scott Pianowski must really like my money the way I play this game as it's the…
- Sky
- September 3, 2013
- 199
2013 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writers League Draft Recap: Jaywrong’s Chargers
Hey, guess who the only person was that received a lower draft grade (D) than myself (D+)? (And if you know me on the baseball…
- Jay
- September 2, 2013
- 33
2013 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writers League Draft Recap: JB’s Team
Woooooo! The Razzball Writer's League. I'm excited, but I'd be even more excited if Tehol's team butt fumbles his way to a 3-11 record. I…
- JB Gilpin
- September 2, 2013
- 38
2013 Fantasy Football
Cuts Like A Knife: Pit Throws Jonathan To The Dwaiver Dwyer
Some things gotta hurt more then others. Like when you’re at the club and all the girls keep passing you up left and right at…
- Sky
- September 2, 2013
- 118
2013 Fantasy Football
Don’t It Make This Brown Back Blue
They say good things come in pairs and for the most part they're right. Who's this 'they' you keep talking about? You wouldn't know them,…
- Sky
- August 30, 2013
- 339
2013 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writers League Draft Recap: Tehol Beddict’s Team; Winter is Coming
Greetings all! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, writers league defending champion, international male model and fantasy guru. I come to you today to speak of what…
- LT Murray IV
- August 30, 2013
- 33
2013 Fantasy Football
IDP Draft Strategy: The Defensive Back Edition
My final installment of IDP advice before Week 1 Rankings will be the briefest. Simply put, DBs are the least predictable IDP position, and no…
- Kevin Kumpf
- August 30, 2013
- 23
