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2012 Fantasy Football
Running Backs Are Like Pokemon: Gotta Catch Jamaal
Before we get on with this post, I’m gonna set something straight: I never have and probably never will play Pokemon. I’m merely familiar with…
- Sky
- November 7, 2012
- 51
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Week 10 Pass Defense: Discount Double-Check on QBs
Aaron Rodgers, RGIII, and two other guys who occasionally throw the football are all on bye this week. So are all the people they throw…
- Loudon
- November 6, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Swinging a 10-Ton Hammer on the NFL Week 10 Waiver Wire
“And like broken glass you’ll shatter With bloody fists I’ll batter Like a ten ton hammer, son.” “Ten Ton Hammer”–Machinehead With nine weeks in the…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- November 6, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Saints Drew Up The Win But It Wasn’t A Brees
First off, the start to this post isn’t an anti-Drew Brees campaign. Nope, not even close. Drew played well tonight as he completed nearly 78%…
- Sky
- November 6, 2012
- 37
2012 Fantasy Football
The Fantasy Football Chameleon – Week 10 For 2012 Fantasy Football
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Something I’ve always thought about, but never thought would actually happen. It began like any other day, and halfway through…
- Kevin Kumpf
- November 5, 2012
- 3
2012 Fantasy Football
Martin Sets High Score on Dig Doug
There were concerns after Pro-Bowl guard Nicks went down for the rest of the season. People were saying that the statement game against Minnesota was…
- Sky
- November 5, 2012
- 38
2012 Fantasy Football
Last Second Decisions Week 9 – Hanging On A Prayer
There have been a lot of stud early-round picks this year that have disappointed, leading a lot of fantasy teams to .500 or sub.-500 records…
- JB Gilpin
- November 4, 2012
- 48
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Eliminate the Suicide Week 9 – Vikings lost at sea, attacked by hawks
We’ve all heard these motivational and life quotes: lead by example; never tug on Superman’s cape; always take home teams.I did the opposite of all…
- Zorboss
- November 3, 2012
- 1
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Bet the Farm: Gambling on NFL Week Nine
Bet the Farm is Razzball’s weekly wagering column. Josh Carey and Zorboss compete against your picks in the comments. The rules? – You start off with $1,000 (and can…
- Josh Carey
- November 3, 2012
- 6
2012 Fantasy Football
Sawbones’ Scribings: Week 9 NFL Injury Report
The doctor is in and has a pile of patients to see this week. At this time of year, injuries are even more critical to…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- November 2, 2012
- 32
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Week Nine FanDuel Picks and Tips
So if you’re anything like me, you’re getting killed in these FanDuel tournaments. There’s like hundreds of people to compete against and they all know what…
- Josh Carey
- November 2, 2012
- 3
2012 Fantasy Football
Chargers Tear Through Cassel Walls, Leave Chiefs Looking Like a DoorMatt
So this was it. This was the night that Matt Cassel could’ve saved his starting job. Could’ve saved the Chiefs from a 1-7 start and…
- Sky
- November 2, 2012
- 60
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Hard Targets: Denarius Wants Moore Blood
So, last week I promised a 90210 flavored post. My female readers have gone as far as to offer me fellatio to get this done…
- LT Murray IV
- November 1, 2012
- 15
2012 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update, Week 8
The Master Standings can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to the left under the…
- VinWins
- November 1, 2012
- 3
2012 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writers League: Week 9 Preview
STANDINGS Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Streak 1. Smokin’ a Bowe 5-3-0 .625 987.22 W-2 2. Sky 5-3-0 .625 946.48 W-4 3. The Bridgeburners 5-3-0…
- VinWins
- November 1, 2012
- 0
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Weekly Rankings: The One Where The T-Rich Get Richer
First off, I’ll admit I don’t think my ranking is ground-breaking with Trent Richardson. He was already a consensus top 10 pick but while others…
- Sky
- November 1, 2012
- 81
2012 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Fantasy Football Podcast – Nick And JB Switch Roles Previewing Week 9 For A ‘Weird Wednesday’ On Halloween
For a very special Halloween episode, Nick and JB switch roles while previewing week 9, with Nick making the Up and Down calls while JB…
- JB Gilpin
- October 31, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Week 9 Rush Defense: Week 9’s Two-faced Matchups
The 49ers are on bye this week so that means you don’t have to worry about what running back has to face them, but you…
- Loudon
- October 31, 2012
- 5
2012 Fantasy Football
What The Deuce?!? Trade For Stewie Or Perish.
Ok, I can already hear it. Where were you last week when Carolina said Jonathan Stewart would be getting the majority of the carries going…
- Sky
- October 31, 2012
- 85
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Week 9 Pass Defense: What To Do Without The Brady Bunch
No Brady or Tebow this week, how will any of our fantasy teams survive? Considering how many weapons Brady has at his disposal, having The…
- Loudon
- October 30, 2012
- 31
2012 Fantasy Football
Defensive, Rugged Individualist in a Virtual Football World: Don’t Let the Past Define You – (Retweet LOL) Rest of Season IDP Top 15s
There’s a Hunger Games-heightened awareness that kung-fu grips your junipers once lineups lock for the week. The endless control you once possessed within that chlorine-purified…
- Brodes
- October 30, 2012
- 7
2012 Fantasy Football
Drink Free Agent Potion #9 on the NFL Waiver Wire
Have you looked back at your team and been a flop with picks? Have you been this way since 1996? While we may not be…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- October 30, 2012
- 20
2012 Fantasy Football
‘I’ve Got Crabs’…Said No One In The Arizona Secondary Ever
The Arizona Cardinals must’ve got a clean bill of health from their last visit to the clinic. So clean, they went out of there way…
- Sky
- October 30, 2012
- 31
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The Fantasy Football Chameleon – Week 9 For 2012 Fantasy Football
For years, the thing about fantasy football that annoyed me the most was the Running Back by Committee. Belichick and Shanahan were the bane of…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 29, 2012
- 7
2012 Fantasy Football
Stafford Enjoys Sunday Movie Classic: Catch Of The Titus
I was originally going to lead off with talking about Stafford and his breakout performance for the year as he’s been letting many of the…
- Sky
- October 29, 2012
- 39
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Last Second Decisions Week 8 – The Halfway Point
It’s pretty hard to believe that we’re halfway through the 2012 NFL season. I know there’s 17 weeks, but with most leagues wrapping up their…
- JB Gilpin
- October 28, 2012
- 61
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Eliminate the Suicide Week 8 – Chargers ship Browns a Losing Package and Stickum
You know when you check your lottery ticket in the morning, and you start comparing each drawn number to your selected numerals, and the first…
- Zorboss
- October 27, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: Gambling on NFL Week Eight
Bet the Farm is Razzball’s weekly wagering column. Josh Carey and Zorboss compete against your picks in the comments. The rules? – You start off with $1,000 (and can…
- Josh Carey
- October 27, 2012
- 5
2012 Fantasy Football
Sawbones’ Scribings Week 8 NFL Injury Report
It appears Doc has a case of crystal balls. As mentioned last week, I thought the injury report would fill up and it certainly has.…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- October 26, 2012
- 31
2012 Fantasy Football
Week Eight Razzball Friends of FanDuel $500 Free Contest
Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Well, not really boys and girls, since you’re too young to have an account on Fanduel, but everyone else!…
- Josh Carey
- October 26, 2012
- 2
2012 Fantasy Football
Mickey Not Pleased: Martin Living La Vida Loca Up In Minny
To say that Doug Martin went off tonight for his fantasy owners would be an understatement. For various reasons, many of his owners had been…
- Sky
- October 26, 2012
- 66
2012 Fantasy Football
Hard Targets: Cecil Ain’t No Short Short Man
In stature he may be, but the kid has the endowment to go deeper than Mandingo off three thirty bombs of cialis. The ineptness of…
- LT Murray IV
- October 25, 2012
- 52
2012 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update, Week 7
The Master Standings are now up and can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to…
- VinWins
- October 25, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Razzball Writers League: Week 8 Preview
STANDINGS Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Streak 1. The Bridgeburners 5-2-0 .714 801.68 L-2 2. Smokin’ a Bowe 4-3-0 .571 870.24 W-1 3. Sky 4-3-0…
- VinWins
- October 25, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Weekly Rankings: The One Where Eric Goes Upper Decker
Well here we are, week 8 of fantasy football. It seems like only two months ago this whole shin-dig started…I guess that isn’t much different…
- Sky
- October 25, 2012
- 96
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The Razzball Fantasy Football Podcast – JB And Nick Preview Week 8 While JB Hammers Nick For His Chris Johnson Hate
It was a fantastic week 7, where JB’s call of Chris Johnson going off came to fruition against Nick’s beloved, albeit terrible Buffalo Bills. It’s…
- JB Gilpin
- October 24, 2012
- 4
2012 Fantasy Football
Week 8 Rush Defense: Mikel, “Ride The Pine” LeShoure…
…Hallelujah! Hey everyone! Chris Johnson’s back! Thanks, in part, to a matchup against the second worst run defense in the league, Chris Johnson ran for…
- Loudon
- October 24, 2012
- 8
2012 Fantasy Football
The Linkin’ Logs for October 24, 2012
We at Razzball know and understand the wide world of the internet can be a scary place. It’s full of misinformation, bald Britney Spears pics…
- Goose
- October 24, 2012
- 0
2012 Fantasy Football
Run DMC Forgot How To Run, Owners Might Forget Not To Sell Low
If I told you Darren McFadden had 324 yards rushing through week 7, you’d probably assume two things. One, you’d assume Oakland had it’s bye…
- Sky
- October 24, 2012
- 113
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Week 8 Pass Defense: Dynamic Duos In Dire Straits
Charles Woodson has been ruled out for six weeks. That turns an already average pass defense into a relatively poor one. Although it’s hard to…
- Loudon
- October 23, 2012
- 16
