Articles – Fantasy Football
2009 Fantasy Football
Target(s) Practice
Brandon Gibson – Gibson was a guy on my list last week after receiving nine targets as a result of Burton’s season ending injury and…
- Jones
- November 24, 2009
- 10
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math, Crunch Time Edition
Did you see “The Wizard” with Fred Savage? It’s this cheesy early 90’s movie with a climactic Nintendo showdown. Mario Brothers III was unveiled at…
- Drew
- November 23, 2009
- 17
2009 Fantasy Football
Stafford Parts The Browns Sea
Matthew Stafford just wrote a story he’ll be able to tell his grand kids. Of course he won’t say it was against Cleveland, but still,…
- Doc
- November 22, 2009
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2009 Fantasy Football
Game Day Companion
Since trading has ended we have decided to cut our Buy/Sell list. We will resume it at the beginning of the 2010 season. Be sure…
- Drew
- November 21, 2009
- 57
2009 Fantasy Football
Bush League Knee
Reggie Bush is hurt? This can’t be! The dude is worthless. There is absolutely no reason to ever draft, trade for, or otherwise rely on…
- Doc
- November 20, 2009
- 19
2009 Fantasy Football
Awesomist Ground Game Preview on the Interweb
1PM Games Indianapolis (14th) @ Baltimore (5th) Joseph Addai hurt his hand during the Patriots game but they taped it up and he came back…
- Drew
- November 19, 2009
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2009 Fantasy Football
Passing Toward The Playoffs, Strategery Style
Kurt Warner and Matt Schaub have schedules that fantasy footballers would have trouble drawing up for themselves. Matt Ryan and Tony Romo have schedules that…
- Doc
- November 19, 2009
- 12
2009 Fantasy Football
Now that you’ve spent your waiver claim on Jason Snelling…
So, apart from Belichick’s gamble creating the greatest debate since Wittgenstein vs. Popper, the big news from last week was the slew of running back…
- mgeoffriau
- November 19, 2009
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2009 Fantasy Football
Rushing To The Playoffs, Strategery Style
Well, the trade deadline has passed or is very near in your leagues. I thought I’d give one more schedule breakdown for running backs for…
- Doc
- November 18, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Statistical Strategery Week 11
Here are the passing and rushing defensive rankings and matchups for this week. Take a look and if you have any questions be sure to…
- Doc
- November 18, 2009
- 9
2009 Fantasy Football
Target(s) Practice
Chaz Schilens – The Raiders’ top receiver is back…with a mediocre performance. I know Schilens only had three receptions for 27 yards in yet another…
- Jones
- November 17, 2009
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2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math Week 11 Formula: Rating = Amount of Talent (Individual + Team Support) + Opportunity Greetings Razzballers! We have come to…
- Drew
- November 16, 2009
- 31
2009 Fantasy Football
Maurice Jones-Drew: Worst Fantasy Player Ever
Maurice Jones-Drew had another huge game, but fell down at the one instead of running it in. No, he wasn’t drunk, at least I don’t…
- Doc
- November 15, 2009
- 26
2009 Fantasy Football
Game Day Companion
Sunday’s finally here! To start things off we have our “Matchup Savers,” players that you can start today if you’re in a pinch due to…
- Drew
- November 14, 2009
- 62
2009 Fantasy Football
Lance Long Lived Off Long Street And Had A Pet Named Lance
Lance Long: Matt Cassel likes Lance Long a lot. When the words Wes and Welker are whispered while weighing in on Lance Long’s longevity in…
- Doc
- November 13, 2009
- 13
2009 Fantasy Football
Razzball Commenter League Standings
We’re at the midway point in the NFL and passed the midway point for your last push to make the fantasy playoffs and move up…
- Doc
- November 13, 2009
- 7
2009 Fantasy Football
Awesomist Ground Game Preview on the Interweb
1PM Games New Orleans (19th) @ St. Louis (27th) Let the running back carousel spin around again for the Saints. If one of these guys…
- Drew
- November 12, 2009
- 49
2009 Fantasy Football
Statistical Strategery, Week 10
Should you bench Purple Jesus? I mean, the Lions have moved up to 17th in yards given up to running backs! There are some really…
- Doc
- November 12, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Week 10 Roundtable, Raves and Busters
Lady and gentlepersons, welcome to week 10 of the NFL season! As usual it is going way too fast and we will soon be left…
- Doc
- November 12, 2009
- 39
2009 Fantasy Football
The Best Introduction You’ll Read All Day (and Passing Matchups!)
I’m fresh out of risk management parables and parlor game analogies this week, so I’m going to indulge myself by just skipping to the good…
- mgeoffriau
- November 11, 2009
- 44
2009 Fantasy Football
Target(s) Practice
Greg Camarillo– Playing Miami receivers is like playing Russian roulette, at the end of which you sometimes wish you ate the bullet. However, it looks…
- Jones
- November 11, 2009
- 40
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math Week 10
Formula: Rating = Amount of Talent (Individual + Team Support) + Opportunity Tier I Steven Jackson 19 (10+9) – I know how bad the Rams…
- Drew
- November 10, 2009
- 46
2009 Fantasy Football
Charles In Charge Of My Medication Being Upped
The Chiefs only gave Jamaal Charles 9 touches when they should have given him 99. Haley gave too many looks to Smith and Savage which…
- Doc
- November 8, 2009
- 39
2009 Fantasy Football
Week 9 Game Day Companion
Sunday’s finally here! To start things off we have our “Matchup Savers,” players that you can start today if you’re in a pinch due to…
- Drew
- November 7, 2009
- 48
2009 Fantasy Football
Shoot Gonzo Out Of A Cannon And Into Your Free Agent Pool
Anthony Gonzalez: He had a little surgery the other day. You know, they just scraped around inside his body to see what was up. He’s…
- Doc
- November 7, 2009
- 6
2009 Fantasy Football
Playoff Statistical Strategery: Quarterbacks
Well, I told you to punt Matt Ryan a while back and the numbers continue to confirm that advice. Kurt Warner continues to have the…
- Doc
- November 6, 2009
- 3
2009 Fantasy Football
Playoff Statistical Strategery: Running Backs
So you are looking like a contender in your league and you are getting ready for a playoff run, but somehow you got there in…
- Doc
- November 6, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
The Awesomist Ground Game Preview On The Interweb
Yesterday before the “Aerial Preview” as I call it, Mark compared Fantasy Football to Fantasy Baseball. He drew some really good analogies; in particular that…
- Drew
- November 5, 2009
- 33
2009 Fantasy Football
Statistical Strategery, Week 9
The top of the chart has the worst defenses and the bottom the best. So as you can see in the first row of the…
- Doc
- November 5, 2009
- 35
2009 Fantasy Football
Baseball vs. Football (Apologies to George Carlin)
As I flipped back and forth between MNF and the World Series (and thought over my fantasy baseball and fantasy football seasons), I couldn’t help…
- mgeoffriau
- November 4, 2009
- 24
2009 Fantasy Football
WR Targets
Guys Worth a Look 1. Mike “who the @#$%” Thomas-which Jaguars receiver has the most targets over the last three weeks? Holt? Wrong. Sims-Walker? Wrong.…
- Jones
- November 4, 2009
- 22
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math Week 9
Formula: Rating = Amount of Talent (Individual + Team Support) + Opportunity Tier I Jason Witten 17 (9+8) – I know that Miles Austin is…
- Drew
- November 3, 2009
- 28
2009 Fantasy Football
Michael Turner Overdrive
The rumors of Michael Turner’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Last night he looked like he took Marshawn Lynch’s beast mode and Spike Jonzed it…
- Doc
- November 3, 2009
- 39
2009 Fantasy Football
Slaton’s Slippy Fingers Slam Owners Onto Slag Heap
Steve Slaton has had troubles fumbling all season. Wait, he hasn’t had any trouble fumbling; he has perfected the craft which led to him being…
- Doc
- November 1, 2009
- 40
2009 Fantasy Football
Week 8 Game Day Companion
Sunday’s finally here! To start things off we have our “Matchup Savers,” players that you can start today if you’re in a pinch due to…
- Drew
- November 1, 2009
- 44
2009 Fantasy Football
Danny Ware, Over There!
Ahmad Bradshaw has been running on a split hoof and it could crack wide open at any moment. Do you think this means he’ll get…
- Doc
- October 30, 2009
- 41
2009 Fantasy Football
The Awesomist Ground Game Preview on the Interweb
1 O’Clock Games Houston (21st) @ Buffalo (32nd) Steve Slaton is an automatic start regardless of matchup. The Bills defense isn’t as bad as you…
- Drew
- October 29, 2009
- 38
2009 Fantasy Football
Johnson & Johnson Makes Baby Cry
The name of the game this week is injury management. Three members of the top tier of wide receivers (Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson, and Reggie…
- mgeoffriau
- October 28, 2009
- 36
2009 Fantasy Football
Statistical Strategery
So this week’s strategery has a new format to completely disorient and befuddle you! The first change is that I have added DVOA, which is…
- Doc
- October 28, 2009
- 14
2009 Fantasy Football
Target(s) Practice
Mohamed Massaquoi: in addition to having the majority of all vowels in his name (except for that elusive “Y”) Massaquoi also gets the majority of…
- Jones
- October 27, 2009
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