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2009 Fantasy Football
Saturday Morning Quarterback
Lots of football reporters, analysts, and bloggers like to wait till Monday or Tuesday morning to talk about what they saw, rate their teams’ performance,…
- Hank
- September 25, 2009
- 20
2009 Fantasy Football
The Week 3 That Will Be
It’s Football Friday here at Razzball headquarters. I just saw Grey drinking a daiquiri he received in the mail from a loyal reader who is…
- Doc
- September 24, 2009
- 64
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Tick Tock “Body Rock”
I went to college in a small town with only a few bars. In small college towns there is always the designated “hook up bar”…
- Drew
- September 24, 2009
- 4
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Roundtable: Sleepers and Busts, The Third
The Fantasy Football Knights of the Roundtable have gathered here to help conquer the evil questions that plague the realm of Fantasy Footballia. Below you…
- Doc
- September 23, 2009
- 22
2009 Fantasy Football
Grade B Choice Cuts
Tashard Choice went off last year after the Cat and the Barbarian were both out of commission. That was against actual defenses and if Barber…
- Doc
- September 23, 2009
- 42
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math Part 2
If you missed the initial “Sleeper Math” post, you can read it here. Let’s remind ourselves of the formula: Sleeper Rating = Amount of Talent (Individual…
- Drew
- September 21, 2009
- 41
2009 Fantasy Football
Just Another Manic Monday
Monday Night Football has lost some of it’s mystique for me now that I am older and don’t wear big headed charactertures of my favorite…
- Doc
- September 21, 2009
- 14
2009 Fantasy Football
Bell Gets Rung
Mike Bell had a nice game against a good Philly D and then got himself injured. We have to wait on the MRI, but it…
- Doc
- September 20, 2009
- 29
2009 Fantasy Football
Sunday, That’s My Fun Day
So it’s another Sunday and you are having your coffee while watching Sunday Countdown or a rerun of Blossom and reading this because you are…
- Doc
- September 19, 2009
- 47
2009 Fantasy Football
Corn On The Kolb
Kevin Kolb may not play as poorly as I anticipate, but I anticipate the whole stadium collapsing in a huge gulp of his suckatude, so…
- Doc
- September 18, 2009
- 16
2009 Fantasy Football
Dumb Bowe
The Chiefs are, how do you say in English, not very good. They may be able to put up some points and even give you…
- Doc
- September 17, 2009
- 33
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Roundtable: Sleepers and Busters
Our panel of know it all expert types take a look at some sleepers and busts for week 2 in the National Football League. Our…
- Doc
- September 17, 2009
- 18
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Taking on Early Season Risk
Funny things happen to all of us psychologically early on in the Fantasy Football season. What I am proposing is that we accept it and…
- Drew
- September 17, 2009
- 22
2009 Fantasy Football
Target Practice: Wide Receivers
A statistic I like to use when assessing wide receivers is targets. If your players don’t have the opportunity the odds of them succeeding, are,…
- Doc
- September 15, 2009
- 38
2009 Fantasy Football
Add Men
Don’t drop a guy just because he contributed to your 145 – 35 shellacking to the Brees/Purple Jesus team. But there are a few players…
- Doc
- September 15, 2009
- 39
2009 Fantasy Football
Brady Impregnates Bills With Awesomeness
Tom Brady only threw the ball 53 times last night as he used Blue Steel to freeze the Bills defense and make a miraculous comeback…
- Doc
- September 14, 2009
- 22
2009 Fantasy Football
Orton Hears a “Phew”
The first Sunday of the season is in the books and we all somehow survived. Josh McDaniels and Kyle Orton got out of Cincinnati as…
- Doc
- September 14, 2009
- 21
2009 Fantasy Football
Sunday Morning Coming Down
It seems like it’s been forever since Thursday’s game. Who played again? Today is the day us fake footballers have been waiting for. Do you…
- Doc
- September 13, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Sit or Get Off The Pot
I don’t think I need to tell you to start Adrian Peterson against the Browns and Drew Brees against the Lions. This is just for…
- The Peoples Champ
- September 12, 2009
- 8
2009 Fantasy Football
The Weak Ones For Week One
I hope this week’s injury report finds you well and uninjured, unlike these poor saps below. Anquan Boldin: Questionable — I know when I drag…
- Doc
- September 12, 2009
- 17
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: You, Wake Up! You, You’re Busted!
The gang over at Fantasy Phenoms hosts this weeks roundtable. We take a look at some possible sleepers and busts for week one of the…
- Doc
- September 11, 2009
- 9
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Assisted Suicide and Other Ways to Kill Your Social Life
There are many, many ways to play fantasy football, and while we’ve been focusing mostly on the traditional H2H/Roto league based fantasy fare, we don’t…
- Hank
- September 11, 2009
- 3
2009 Fantasy Football
Steelers vs. Titans: Cover Your Razzballs!
Tennessee Titans @ Pittsburgh Steelers Opening night. NFL football. Blood, sweat, beers. It is here! We’ve all been waiting for it. We all love it. …
- Doc
- September 10, 2009
- 81
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Playoffs!? Don’t Talk about Playoffs!? Are you Kiddin’ Me!?
Are the playoffs in Fantasy Football a crapshoot? Yes, but we can make them less of one. How do we do that? By planning ahead…
- Drew
- September 9, 2009
- 27
2009 Fantasy Football
Razzball Where We Add Insults To Injuries
The season is nigh and the injury game begins. Our old friend Billy Belichick will be his usual ass face self, but that doesn’t mean…
- Doc
- September 7, 2009
- 50
2009 Fantasy Football
Mr. Goodell Tier Down This Wall!
I have a 16 team IDP draft on Wednesday night with the Roto Arcade posse so I’ve been updating the tiers and cajoling Drew to…
- Doc
- September 6, 2009
- 23
2009 Fantasy Football
One Draft Cheat Sheet To The Wind
So, we are down to the last few days before the season starts and our drafts are piling on top of each other like a…
- Doc
- September 6, 2009
- 27
2009 Fantasy Football
For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For Thee Pierre Thomas
Pierre Thomas has a MCL sprain. The PT Cruiser has blown a gasket because PT Cruisers are pieces of crap. Now Pierre Thomas is good,…
- Doc
- September 5, 2009
- 7
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math
Fantasy Sports are contests of collective decision making. People love personal stories about “Sleepers” where a player comes out of nowhere and conquers the world.…
- Drew
- September 5, 2009
- 21
2009 Fantasy Football
Steve Slaton Slides to Secondary Selection
Gary Kubiak has bestowed the goalline carries to Chris Brown (and after what he did to Rihanna!). This is very bad news. I mean bad…
- Doc
- September 3, 2009
- 15
2009 Fantasy Football
Rushing To Your Defense
You might remember the following intro from this post on Passing Defenses. Lay off! I’m not an intro machine! But I wouldn’t mind one of…
- Doc
- September 3, 2009
- 18
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Ditch The Snuggie
This column will explore ways for us to get an edge on our opponents. Any schmohawk can keep an eye on the daily updates and…
- Drew
- September 2, 2009
- 18
2009 Fantasy Football
Know Your Enemies: What You Can Learn From Last Year’s Draft
Good day Razzballians. I just wanted to say thanks to Matt from The 700 Level, the premiere Philly sports hub, for giving us a look…
- Matt P.
- September 1, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: Top 5 Running Backs
Our panel of’ ‘perts takes a look at the top 5 RB’s and give their reasoning behind each pick. Take a look-see-a-doo and see if…
- Doc
- August 31, 2009
- 8
2009 Fantasy Football
Cutler, Olsen and Wife Make Three-some
Jay Cutler was booed and booed some more by the Bronco faithful last night and I cried at least six tears, one for each of…
- Doc
- August 31, 2009
- 14
2009 Fantasy Football
Ditchdka Ditches ESPN Fantasy Football Championships
The ESPN Fantasy Football Championships may be just a bit of a misnomer since anybody with ten bucks and an April cheat sheet can walk…
- Doc
- August 29, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Deft Drafting for the Daft Drafter
If you’re like me (and let’s not kid yourself, you definitely want to be like me) over the last month you’ve probably heard all the…
- Hank
- August 28, 2009
- 20
2009 Fantasy Football
Top 51-100 for 2009 Fantasy Football
There are a lot of football players in the NFL. So many that if you tried to fit them into a clown car you’d have…
- Doc
- August 27, 2009
- 26
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: Super Sleepers?
Big Troph’s Greg Dietz hosts this week’s roundtable. The Topic is, “Which QB, RB, or WR with an ADP in the 10th or worse is…
- Doc
- August 27, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
2009 Bengals Fantasy Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out…
- Doc
- August 27, 2009
- 10
