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2009 Fantasy Football
Brady Impregnates Bills With Awesomeness
Tom Brady only threw the ball 53 times last night as he used Blue Steel to freeze the Bills defense and make a miraculous comeback…
- Doc
- September 14, 2009
- 22
2009 Fantasy Football
Orton Hears a “Phew”
The first Sunday of the season is in the books and we all somehow survived. Josh McDaniels and Kyle Orton got out of Cincinnati as…
- Doc
- September 14, 2009
- 21
2009 Fantasy Football
Sunday Morning Coming Down
It seems like it’s been forever since Thursday’s game. Who played again? Today is the day us fake footballers have been waiting for. Do you…
- Doc
- September 13, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Sit or Get Off The Pot
I don’t think I need to tell you to start Adrian Peterson against the Browns and Drew Brees against the Lions. This is just for…
- The Peoples Champ
- September 12, 2009
- 8
2009 Fantasy Football
The Weak Ones For Week One
I hope this week’s injury report finds you well and uninjured, unlike these poor saps below. Anquan Boldin: Questionable — I know when I drag…
- Doc
- September 12, 2009
- 17
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: You, Wake Up! You, You’re Busted!
The gang over at Fantasy Phenoms hosts this weeks roundtable. We take a look at some possible sleepers and busts for week one of the…
- Doc
- September 11, 2009
- 9
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Assisted Suicide and Other Ways to Kill Your Social Life
There are many, many ways to play fantasy football, and while we’ve been focusing mostly on the traditional H2H/Roto league based fantasy fare, we don’t…
- Hank
- September 11, 2009
- 3
2009 Fantasy Football
Steelers vs. Titans: Cover Your Razzballs!
Tennessee Titans @ Pittsburgh Steelers Opening night. NFL football. Blood, sweat, beers. It is here! We’ve all been waiting for it. We all love it. …
- Doc
- September 10, 2009
- 81
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Playoffs!? Don’t Talk about Playoffs!? Are you Kiddin’ Me!?
Are the playoffs in Fantasy Football a crapshoot? Yes, but we can make them less of one. How do we do that? By planning ahead…
- Drew
- September 9, 2009
- 27
2009 Fantasy Football
Razzball Where We Add Insults To Injuries
The season is nigh and the injury game begins. Our old friend Billy Belichick will be his usual ass face self, but that doesn’t mean…
- Doc
- September 7, 2009
- 50
2009 Fantasy Football
Mr. Goodell Tier Down This Wall!
I have a 16 team IDP draft on Wednesday night with the Roto Arcade posse so I’ve been updating the tiers and cajoling Drew to…
- Doc
- September 6, 2009
- 23
2009 Fantasy Football
One Draft Cheat Sheet To The Wind
So, we are down to the last few days before the season starts and our drafts are piling on top of each other like a…
- Doc
- September 6, 2009
- 27
2009 Fantasy Football
For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For Thee Pierre Thomas
Pierre Thomas has a MCL sprain. The PT Cruiser has blown a gasket because PT Cruisers are pieces of crap. Now Pierre Thomas is good,…
- Doc
- September 5, 2009
- 7
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Sleeper Math
Fantasy Sports are contests of collective decision making. People love personal stories about “Sleepers” where a player comes out of nowhere and conquers the world.…
- Drew
- September 5, 2009
- 21
2009 Fantasy Football
Steve Slaton Slides to Secondary Selection
Gary Kubiak has bestowed the goalline carries to Chris Brown (and after what he did to Rihanna!). This is very bad news. I mean bad…
- Doc
- September 3, 2009
- 15
2009 Fantasy Football
Rushing To Your Defense
You might remember the following intro from this post on Passing Defenses. Lay off! I’m not an intro machine! But I wouldn’t mind one of…
- Doc
- September 3, 2009
- 18
2009 Fantasy Football
Game (Day) Theory: Ditch The Snuggie
This column will explore ways for us to get an edge on our opponents. Any schmohawk can keep an eye on the daily updates and…
- Drew
- September 2, 2009
- 18
2009 Fantasy Football
Know Your Enemies: What You Can Learn From Last Year’s Draft
Good day Razzballians. I just wanted to say thanks to Matt from The 700 Level, the premiere Philly sports hub, for giving us a look…
- Matt P.
- September 1, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: Top 5 Running Backs
Our panel of’ ‘perts takes a look at the top 5 RB’s and give their reasoning behind each pick. Take a look-see-a-doo and see if…
- Doc
- August 31, 2009
- 8
2009 Fantasy Football
Cutler, Olsen and Wife Make Three-some
Jay Cutler was booed and booed some more by the Bronco faithful last night and I cried at least six tears, one for each of…
- Doc
- August 31, 2009
- 14
2009 Fantasy Football
Ditchdka Ditches ESPN Fantasy Football Championships
The ESPN Fantasy Football Championships may be just a bit of a misnomer since anybody with ten bucks and an April cheat sheet can walk…
- Doc
- August 29, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
Deft Drafting for the Daft Drafter
If you’re like me (and let’s not kid yourself, you definitely want to be like me) over the last month you’ve probably heard all the…
- Hank
- August 28, 2009
- 20
2009 Fantasy Football
Top 51-100 for 2009 Fantasy Football
There are a lot of football players in the NFL. So many that if you tried to fit them into a clown car you’d have…
- Doc
- August 27, 2009
- 26
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: Super Sleepers?
Big Troph’s Greg Dietz hosts this week’s roundtable. The Topic is, “Which QB, RB, or WR with an ADP in the 10th or worse is…
- Doc
- August 27, 2009
- 11
2009 Fantasy Football
2009 Bengals Fantasy Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out…
- Doc
- August 27, 2009
- 10
2009 Fantasy Football
Pee Pee, Arrgh! Tiers!
I have no idea what that title is about, but I’m guessing it could be a reenactment of someone passing a kidney stone. Putting these…
- Doc
- August 26, 2009
- 15
2009 Fantasy Football
The Versatile Ron Mexico and other Observations From Around the NFL
Michael Vick – News out of Iggles camp is QB?/WR?/RB?/Felon will play in the first 3 quarters of the Eagles’ next preseason game. Earlier, Andy…
- Hank
- August 25, 2009
- 1
2009 Fantasy Football
David Clowney, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper
2nd year WR David Clowney, wasn’t clowning around in the Jet’s first preseason game in 2009. The Virginia Tech product hauled in 3 catches (2…
- Hank
- August 25, 2009
- 23
2009 Fantasy Football
Defense Against The Passing Arts Class
The below chart is not there to give you seizures, but to hopefully help you, not disable you. I am a fan of Football Outsiders’…
- Doc
- August 23, 2009
- 27
2009 Fantasy Football
Ring Mike Be-e-ell, Ring Mike Bell
Mike Bell of, maybe this Denver RB will rush for 1500 yards because he’s in the “system” fame, rushed 10 times for 100 yards and…
- Doc
- August 22, 2009
- 12
2009 Fantasy Football
To Everything – Return, Return, Return
Update: 8/25 Many of us play in leagues where kick and punt return yards count for fake points that could translate into real money or…
- Doc
- August 21, 2009
- 23
2009 Fantasy Football
2009 Fantasy Football Tiers: The Update
I wish we all could live in a fantasy vacuum. You know, something that you might see on Pee Wee’s Playhouse, but we can’t. Players…
- Doc
- August 20, 2009
- 25
2009 Fantasy Football
The Favre Side
Baron von Brett Aloysius Bannister Joaquin Favre the Third held court and found the Vikings worthy of his Hall of Fame interceptions. When asked to…
- Doc
- August 20, 2009
- 10
2009 Fantasy Football
2009 Browns Fantasy Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out…
- Doc
- August 19, 2009
- 1
2009 Fantasy Football
Top 50 for 2009 Fantasy Football
updated 8/28 I know you’ve been waiting for these rankings like a sixteen year old girl camped out in line for New Moon tickets. So…
- Doc
- August 17, 2009
- 34
2009 Fantasy Football
The Last Shall Be First
If you are lucky enough to get a top spot in the draft, there is not much thought going into your first selection. Got the…
- The Peoples Champ
- August 17, 2009
- 25
2009 Fantasy Football
Michael Turner Overdrive
If Michael Turner could face the Lions defense every game he would have passed Walter Payton by now. It became apparent last year that Turner…
- Doc
- August 15, 2009
- 17
2009 Fantasy Football
2009 Bills Fantasy Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out…
- Hank
- August 14, 2009
- 0
2009 Fantasy Football
2009 Fantasy Football Tiers From Heaven
When I prepare for a draft I like to be able to gauge what I need and where to look for it. Do you need…
- Doc
- August 13, 2009
- 27
2009 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Roundtable: Avoid The Noid
First I’d like to thank all the great writers here for their time and expertise they gave to this roundtable. I’d also like to thank…
- Doc
- August 13, 2009
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