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2018 Fantasy Football
Fryer or Skunk, Week 5: Catching Coutees
Back in kindergarten I was a real ladies donkey. All the other little donkeys were worried about catching cooties, but not ole Donkey Teeth. Your…
- Donkey Teeth
- October 2, 2018
- 41
2018 Fantasy Football
Hit It or Quit It, Week 5: The Exorcism of Fitzmagic
Welcome back, my Lovelies, to another e-rousing week of Hit it or Quit it, with Yours Truly, your Goddess of innuendo. I have to tell…
- Jennifer
- October 2, 2018
- 6
2018 Fantasy Football Waiver Wire
Waiver Wired, Week 5: Dede, Keke and the Chubb
After dropping 32 on New England, Blake Bortles (@ KC) responded the next week with a turd against Tennessee before bouncing back for 23 points…
- Kerry Klug
- October 2, 2018
- 26
2018 Fantasy Football
Monsters of the Mid-Day
Three overtime games, no ties! I'm the least OCD person you'll ever meet. That doesn't necessarily mean that I'm a dirty person. Do I miss…
- MB
- October 1, 2018
- 58
2018 Fantasy Football
Week 4 Fantasy Leftovers: I’m Sick and I Think the Jets are Too
That's right. I caught a cold this weekend and it wasn't from watching my Bills attempt to run some semblance of an NFL offense either. Josh…
- Reid
- October 1, 2018
- 11
2018 Fantasy Football
Sunday Fantasy Football Primer: Week 4
Welcome to week 4 of this NFL season. Ratings are booming on Thursday nights, the games are good, football is football again. If you weren't…
- MB
- September 30, 2018
- 79
2018 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em Week 4: Da Bears!
What's going on everyone, and welcome to another fantastic fall Saturday as we draw closer to another Sunday full of NFL football! Week 4 got…
- Zach
- September 29, 2018
- 13
2018 Fantasy Football
Daily Fantasy Strategy, Week 4: 5 Wide
Well, the first 3 weeks have just flown by and we’re almost done with Alvin Kamara as the solo RB on a team that throws…
- cinthree
- September 29, 2018
- 0
2018 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Reports: Bad Boyz of Week 4
Ladies and Gentleman, Happy Friday! The first quarter of the NFL season is coming to a quick close. We are reaching a point in the…
- Nic Romero
- September 28, 2018
- 5
2018 Fantasy Football
Daily Fantasy Strategy, Week 4: Positional Wastelands
Passing offense is up. That might be at the price of rushing production. There’s plenty of time for things to balance, but this seems like…
- Roto-Wan
- September 28, 2018
- 0
2018 Fantasy Football
Pod Sack The Queen Podcast: Week 4 Preview
We are back for another week of line up preparation for you. Rudy is in double down mode and I respect the hell of of…
- MB
- September 28, 2018
- 18
2018 Fantasy Football
Week 4 Fantasy Reids: All-en All, Jerry Wants To Marryota Dak
Heading into Week 4, we can all agree on one thing: Josh Allen looks absolutely amazing in shorts. He is fully trusting the process the Bills…
- Reid
- September 28, 2018
- 36
2018 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Weekly Rankings, Week 4: Brought to You by the Letter “J”
Accuracy Overall QB RB WR TE K DST Week 3 68 40 60 70 121 33 37 Week 2 53 60 6 88 137 48…
- Jay
- September 27, 2018
- 13
2018 Fantasy Football
We’re Going Streaming! Week 4: Recommendations from FootballFlix
Controversy struck the Ditka, Sausage, and Fantasy Sports podcast this week. If you didn’t know, that’s the podcast that I do with Donkey Teeth here…
- B_Don
- September 27, 2018
- 11
2018 Fantasy Football
Dynasty Dive: Same Darnold’s Pet Tarantula
Regretfully I am back stateside after traveling to Curacao last week. If you enjoy traveling I would highly recommend checking out the island. It didn’t…
- The Scrant Dog
- September 27, 2018
- 10
2018 Fantasy Football Injury Report
Ambulance Chasers, Week 4: One More Ginn
I've reached the final evolution of this column I think. From now on, these wounded warriors will be listed alphabetically and for each of them…
- Kerry Klug
- September 27, 2018
- 12
2018 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Weekly Rankings, Week 4: Zach’s Rankings
What’s going on everyone, and welcome to the third week of the 2018 NFL season! I hope you guys all had a great Week 2…
- Zach
- September 26, 2018
- 64
2018 Fantasy Football
Too Much Ditka & Sausage Pod, Week 4: Roto-Wan Interview
B_Don and Donkey Teeth profile two sexy young wide receivers this week as they dig into the film on Mike Williams and Tyler Boyd. Take…
- B_Don
- September 26, 2018
- 0
2018 Fantasy Football
The #DWG Experience: Special Guests Brad Ziegler, Sigmund Bloom, and Matt Walker
What is up Razzonians?! This feels weird, awesome, daunting, exhilarating, monumental, and cool, all at the same time. My name is Andy Singleton, and I…
- Andy Singleton
- September 26, 2018
- 2
2018 Fantasy Football
2018 Weekly Fantasy Football Rankings: MB’s Week 4 Rankings
In just four days I will be at Soldier Field watching my Buccaneers try to get to 3-1. I've known that I have been going…
- MB
- September 26, 2018
- 73
2018 Fantasy Football
Hit It or Quit It, Week 4: It’s a Smallwood and It Ain’t Pretty
Welcome back, my Lovelies, to another e-rousing week of Hit it or Quit it, with Yours Truly, your Goddess of innuendo. Last week I regaled…
- Jennifer
- September 25, 2018
- 31
2018 Fantasy Football Waiver Wire
Waiver Wired, Week 4: The Booker, The Baker, The Candlestick Mack-er
Peyton Barber is in the midst of another pathetic game as I’m writing this. He’s at 8 rushing attempts for 33 yards and I don’t…
- Kerry Klug
- September 25, 2018
- 58
2018 Fantasy Football
Week 3 Fantasy Leftovers: Allen Smokes That Skol
I woke up Sunday morning with the idea that the most enjoyable part of my day was going to be the 5 hours of smoking…
- Reid
- September 24, 2018
- 19
2018 Fantasy Football
A Cobb in the Machine
I'm not sure that I understand football anymore. The Bills went on the road to play one of the best teams in the NFL without…
- MB
- September 24, 2018
- 45
2018 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Primer: Week 3
There are two weeks in the books and now it's onto week 3. If you take it at face value, this slate is pretty weak…
- MB
- September 23, 2018
- 103
2018 Fantasy Football
Daily Fantasy Strategy, Week 3: 5 Wide
Loyal readers of mine know that usually I have either some sort of nonsensical or comically long introductory paragraph, sometimes relevant (discussing a DFS concept/tactic/strategy…
- cinthree
- September 22, 2018
- 0
2018 Fantasy Football
Week 3 Fantasy Reids: I Tyrod To Tell You About Baker
Last night's game was one of the most depressing first half performances I've seen in quite some time. Tyrod Taylor looked exactly like the Tyrod…
- Reid
- September 22, 2018
- 13
2018 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 3: DeSean Jackson… Gets a Block!
What’s goin’ on everyone, and welcome to Week 3 of the NFL season! Hopefully you guys all won in every league last Sunday, thanks to…
- Zach
- September 21, 2018
- 24
2018 Fantasy Football
Daily Fantasy Strategy, Week 3: Three Questions
When building a DFS lineup you want to ask yourself three questions. Can this player score well? If they do, are they a good price? Will…
- Roto-Wan
- September 21, 2018
- 0
2018 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report: Bad Boyz of Week 3
Does anyone else think the season is already going by too quick? Here we are at the top of Week 3 and depending on when…
- Nic Romero
- September 21, 2018
- 1
2018 Fantasy Football
Pod Sack The Queen: Week 3 Preview
Rudy and myself are back with our plays and fades for week 3. Blake Bortles has made his glorious return in Rudy's projections and of…
- MB
- September 20, 2018
- 9
2018 Fantasy Football
We’re Going Streaming!, Week 3: Recommendations from FootballFlix
My apologies for dragging MB through the mud last week on Ryan Fitzpatrick. Sorry MB. I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right.…
- B_Don
- September 20, 2018
- 13
2018 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Weekly Rankings, Week 3: Brought to You by the Letter “J”
Accuracy Overall QB RB WR TE K DST Week 2 53 60 6 88 137 48 29 Week 1 12 6 50 47 30 78…
- Jay
- September 20, 2018
- 49
2018 Fantasy Football
Too Much Ditka & Sausage Pod, Week 3: Special Guest Jake Ciely
The All-In Kid, Senior Fantasy Football Writer at The Athletic, Jake Ciely, drops by for this week’s fantasy football podcast. Jake shares his thoughts and expectations…
- B_Don
- September 20, 2018
- 0
2018 Fantasy Football Injury Report
Ambulance Chasers, Week 3: No Return of the Mack
Another slow evolution of this column -- now I'm listing every player who is questionable or doubtful and I'll be filing them under "Would Start"…
- Kerry Klug
- September 20, 2018
- 2
2018 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Weekly Rankings, Week 3: Zach’s Rankings
What’s going on everyone, and welcome to the third week of the 2018 NFL season! I hope you guys all had a great Week 2…
- Zach
- September 19, 2018
- 62
2018 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Weekly Rankings, Week 3: MB’s Rankings
Oh man, it's already Week 3? This is going to be over before we know it. I would request that time slow down, but I'm…
- MB
- September 19, 2018
- 80
2018 Fantasy Football
Fryer or Skunk, Week 3: Buy a Callaway, Hit the Long Ball, Get Chicks
My roommate recently came into a bunch of free golf equipment. Apparently it fell off a truck. He's now selling the goods off piecemeal via…
- Donkey Teeth
- September 18, 2018
- 90
2018 Fantasy Football
Hit it or Quit it, Week 3: Boyd, I Really Didn’t Need That Blount
Welcome back, my Lovelies, to another e-rousing week of Hit it or Quit it, with Yours Truly, your Goddess of innuendo. I have to begin…
- Jennifer
- September 18, 2018
- 12
2018 Fantasy Football
Waiver Wired, Week 3: Keep Up With the Joneses
Last week was a mixed bag of waiver recommendations. I made some great waiver suggestions: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Phillip Lindsay, Geronimo Allison, Brandon McManus. But also…
- Kerry Klug
- September 18, 2018
- 11
