Besides Razzball, Doc has written for Rotoworld, N.Y. Times: Fifth Down Blog and FanDuel Insider. He is extremely/obsessively active on Twitter @Chet_G
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Do you want some pass defense statistics? Huh? Do you!!!? I know, stop yelling, J. Jerk Jerkingson (the J stands for jerk). Okay, I’ll stop, but this is it, this is where the men are separated from the men who didn’t have very good teams and the women are separated from the men because we […]
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You made the playoffs or you really don’t want to be the last place team because your league mates make the last place owner run through Central Park at midnight wearing only a Jim Brown beanie while singing Memories. Here at Razzball we are all about keeping your giblets warm, so we’ll take a look […]
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Jerome Harrison, the perennial Razzball add/drop/add, looks like he is finally out of Mangini’s dog house/pound/insert dog enclosure metaphor. Of course he scored 2 touchdowns while napping on my bench. I’ve mentioned it before, but now that we know who will get the work with Jamal Lewis out, the Browns have great week 15/16 matchups […]
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Steven Jackson has yet to practice this week. The same thing happened last week and he went for over a 100 yards and a TD, but the cold weather in Chicago could do something to his back. I’m a doctor, remember? I believe if he starts he is good for his 100 yards, so pay […]
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I can tell you I usually only watch snippets of most football games, but I watched that whole 99 yard game winning drive by Vince Young and it was neato. I was impressed by Young’s arm and not just his ability to run. He’s won 9 straight over the past 5 years or so and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ben Roethlisberger talked to Coach Tomlin and informed him he might want to be able to tell his grand kids about winning Super Bowls instead of drooling on them, so he’s listed as questionable, but I have a feeling he’ll end up playing anyway. The alternative is Dennis Dixon going up against the Ravens on […]
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We’ve got a lot of questions to answer this week. Will Julius Jones take away carries from Justin Forsett against the hapless Rams? Will Cedric Benson be ready to go against the horrid Cleveland defense or do we get some more Bernard Scott? Does Michael Turner have any chance to get in there against the […]
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So who do you want leading your fantasy team to glory this week? Ah, who cares. Play all your Thanksgiving players; you know you wanna! Thankfully if you have some Packers you should give thanks for the Detroit Lions ineptitude on defense. Think of Ford Field as the New World and the Lions as the […]
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Matthew Stafford just wrote a story he’ll be able to tell his grand kids. Of course he won’t say it was against Cleveland, but still, he became the youngest quarterback to ever throw for 5 touchdowns in a game and he did it with a bad wing! I don’t see Stafford now becoming a fantasy […]
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Reggie Bush is hurt? This can’t be! The dude is worthless. There is absolutely no reason to ever draft, trade for, or otherwise rely on this guy for anything. He hasn’t practiced this week and his knee is swollen. He hasn’t been ruled out, but I wouldn’t start him or say nice things about him. […]
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Kurt Warner and Matt Schaub have schedules that fantasy footballers would have trouble drawing up for themselves. Matt Ryan and Tony Romo have schedules that only troubled fantasy footballers would draw up for themselves. If I could get Schaub or even old man Warner for the playoff run I would. These numbers are against QB’s, […]
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Well, the trade deadline has passed or is very near in your leagues. I thought I’d give one more schedule breakdown for running backs for those of you looking to wheel and deal. Matt Forte’s schedule is still shattastic. Even my man Ray Rice gets to face Pittsburgh twice and Green Bay once. Ye ol’ […]
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