by: Donkey Teeth
I have a friend that traveled to India—he’s real, not imaginary, I swear. And my not-imaginary friend told me that you can’t even fathom how many people are in the big cities over there. Crowds that will legitimately trample people to death because they can’t stop or they’ll be trampled themselves. That’s how I feel […]
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Who remembers the good old days of fantasy football? We used to just draft Priest Holmes and Shaun Alexander, they’d each get 7,000 carries, and then game over for the rest of the league. Kids nowadays think a bell cow is just a bell constructed out of beef. What dummies. If you’re building a bell […]
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Fantasy football quarterbacks are an enigma wrapped in a riddle. A mystery wrapped in a Twinkie, filled with bacon. One of the great conundrums of our time. Many fantasy analysts will tell you to wait on QB in your home league and just scoop up some late value. It can work if you scoop up […]
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I tried to save some time on my 2023 fantasy football rankings by having Chat GPT do them. Unfortunately, Chat GPT’s 2023 PPR fantasy football rankings seem even more outrageous than my own: Looks artificial intelligence might have a little ways to go in the fantasy football advice and ranking department. Truth be told, Chat […]
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Bobby LaMarco is joined by Donkey Teeth to discuss a recent Superflex Dynasty mock draft he completed with Heath Cummings and the CBS crew. Topics include JaMarr Chase at 1.01, Jonathan Taylor as the top RB, and George Pickens’ draft stock. https://chrt.fm/track/D4A77F/traffic.megaphone.fm/BLU2201716857.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSS
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This is the end of the road for me folks. On Monday, I’ll be going dark, off the grid until Christmas. But good news, my man Bobby LaMarco will be handling the weekly rankings posts for the home stretch of the regular season thru your fantasy playoffs and Bobby has been running circles around me […]
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[brid video=”1183939″ player=”10951″ title=”2022%20Razzball%20BUY%20SELL%20HOLD%20For%20Fantasy%20Football%20Week%2011″ duration=”180″ description=”It’s the Razzball BUY, SELL, HOLD for Fantasy Football Week 11!Tee Higgins (:39)Rhamondre Stevenson (1:12)Gus Edwards (2:03)” uploaddate=”2022-11-13″ thumbnailurl=”https://cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/snapshot/1183939_th_1668336200.jpg” contentUrl=”//cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/sd/1183939.mp4″ width=”480″ height=”270″] A quick recap of week 10: Did you see that Justin Jefferson catch?! Wow! That Jefferson catch was almost as good as Josh Allen was bad. Also, Justin […]
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A quick recap of week 9: I was in Vegas this week with my team of chimps. Those chimps have a serious gambling problem. It was tough watching the Bills lose to the Jets, Chip had his entire life savings on the Bills’ moneyline. Now the broke chimps are more motivated than ever to put […]
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[brid video=”1128907″ player=”10951″ title=”2022%20Razzball%20BUY%20SELL%20HOLD%20for%20Fantasy%20Football%20Week%209″ duration=”167″ description=”It’s the Razzball BUY, SELL, HOLD for Fantasy Football Week 9! Keenan Allen (:40) Michael Carter (1:24) Rashod Bateman (1:58)” uploaddate=”2022-10-31″ thumbnailurl=”https://cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/snapshot/1128907_th_1667244600.jpg” contentUrl=”//cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/sd/1128907.mp4″ width=”480″ height=”270″] A quick recap of week 8: The NFL finally juiced the footballs! Thank goodness, our balls had been deflated for too long and needed that […]
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A quick recap of week 7: Breece Hall perished, Christian McCaffrey found a new home in a MUCH better offense, and the GOATs still stink. Besides that, the Bears somehow won a game and my team of genius chimps has been busy constructing another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If […]
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[brid video=”1119707″ player=”10951″ title=”2022%20Razzball%20BUY%20SELL%20HOLD%20for%20Fantasy%20Football%20Week%207″ duration=”171″ description=”It’s the Razzball BUY, SELL, HOLD for Fantasy Football Week 7!Travis Etienne (:20)Clyde Edwards-Helaire (1:08)Antonio Gibson (1:40)” uploaddate=”2022-10-17″ thumbnailurl=”https://cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/snapshot/1119707_th_1666043214.jpg” contentUrl=”//cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/sd/1119707.mp4″ width=”480″ height=”270″] A quick recap of week 6: Ja’Marr Chase has reclaimed his place as king of the wide receivers, Rhamondre Stevenson & Deon Jackson are the best running backs […]
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[brid video=”1109777″ player=”10951″ title=”2022%20Razzball%20BUY%20SELL%20HOLD%20for%20Fantasy%20Football%20Week%205″ duration=”183″ description=”It’s the RazzballBUY SELL HOLD for Fantasy Football Week 5!Joe Mixon :38Dalvin Cook 1:15Marquise Brown 2:05″ uploaddate=”2022-10-03″ thumbnailurl=”https://cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/snapshot/1109777_th_1664773851.jpg” contentUrl=”//cdn.brid.tv/live/partners/9233/sd/1109777.mp4″ width=”480″ height=”270″] If you missed everything from week 5, all you need to know is that this happened: Wut? 👀 pic.twitter.com/dIK3oitQgD — 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) October 9, 2022 Now […]
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