Yeah, it’s a bit lonely over here (am I talking about my dating life or this site?), but we must keep the ranking juices flowing. It’s what I demand. It’s what the industry demands. It’s also what your mother demands. Maybe. I’m actually not quite sure about what your mother demands, since our conversation last night was about something entirely different. Regardless, here are this weekend’s Wild Card Weekend picks AND rankings, for all you readers who are in bizarre NFL Playoff leagues.

Let’s bizarre together!

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Normally, I wouldn’t notate the year (or would I !?), but since we’re going through a transitional phase with the years, I did want to make it clear that this particular post is only for help with your Week 16,17, and beyond (for all those weird leagues that use the NFL Playoffs) Championship match-ups. Just in case someone ends up asking us a fantasy question about your 2018 Championship games… and if that’s the case, I’m totally down, since that means you’re from the future. Which is full of robot dragons. That shoot lasers and wear tight leather while blasting Daft Punk. Pretty much the scariest environment imaginable. Anyhow, if you’re still playing Fantasy Football, that means the stakes couldn’t be higher, so yeah, let’s all have a happy holidays, but why not also have a happy championship? Yeah, I don’t really like the ending either, but whatever, we’re going to roll with it. Indiana knows what’s up, that’s how they get to most places.

Much better…

Rankings for Week 17 including our updated Staff Consensus, Player Status Updates, and an opportunity to ask those all so important roster questions to myself, MB, Zach, Kerry, and Reid in the commentary section are after the jump!

Happy New Year!

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It’s championship time and who better to bring you the lowdown? Well, there’s actually a lot of people you’d probably want instead. Jennifer Lawrence. Eva Green. Abraham Lincoln. You know, the greats. Oh, and for those of you wondering why I’m writing about the pod, I was actually on it for time, but technical difficulties rued the day, so MB and myself will try and launch our “special” conversation tomorrow. Hopefully. And when I use the word special, I use it in the same way McDonald’s says “special sauce”. I figured you’d want the context… Regardless, MB and Reid go over everything you need to know for Week 16, enjoy!

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As promised, this week we’ve included Rudy’s Week 16 Rankings as part of the consensus as a special holiday treat from Razzball to you. Honestly, this has been a big year in terms of Rudy’s “Bot”, which has single-handily put this site on the forefront of the industry in terms of data projection and turning that into tangible and successful rankings for mass consumption. Mmmm, consumption. But seriously, if you haven’t had a chance to use any of these great subscription options, here’s the chance to use them in your ever so important match-ups this week for free!

Congrats to Rudy for a great year, and a special thank you to those out there in the Razzball community. Follow us after the jump for your Official 2017 Razzball Staff Rankings for Week 16! (Rudy might even stop by to say hello!)

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2017 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Week 15 33 59 47 3 94 29 14 10
Week 14 37 93 14 45 50 31 60 10
Week 13 10 53 31 17 15 36 17 4
Week 12 15 65 33 22 6 38 25 1
Week 11 81 53 107 40 92 43 40 13
Week 10 37 61 53 38 43 50 43 4
Week 9 27 68 25 31 53 23 26 1
Week 8 45 15 72 62 59 8 14 7
Week 7 27 7 65 4 84 43 32 2
Week 6 35 108 39 3 51 78 38 4
Week 5 90 81 86 73 73 84 88 11
Week 4 24 10 67 72 98 37 62 3
Week 3 29 42 66 56 51 18 34 7
Week 2 76 79 96 25 64 18 95 7
Week 1 7 6 43 28 62 35 62 6
Cumulative 23 31 48 3 36 20 30 4
2016 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Weekly Rankings 9 31 5 27 40 9 4
Draft Rankings 3 66 10 7 23 66 112

The year is winding down, and I have no idea how my liver survived it, especially this one imparticular. From Gurley to Trump, I can safely say that me typing this alive (and moderately well!)… has led me to believe that alcoholism is fake news. I WANNA BELIEVE.

That being said, my own personal goal is to land in the top-20 (where Rudy currently resides… Way to go Razzbro!), which would allow me to say “Razzball has been in the top-20 of fantasy accuracy of all industry experts for the past three years”. Because three is better than two. Unless it’s Ebola. We don’t need more than zero of that sh*t, ya dig? So, we have one week left, and wouldn’t you know, it’s probably your Championship week. So let’s get our rankings suit on (boxers plus a PBR… YMMV) and get Week 16 Rankings going!

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Really not much to say… it’s been a long (and weird) season 2017, and if you’ve made it this far, it was on that sweet, amazing vehicle called bourbon. Or whatever alcohol of choice you enjoy. We’re almost to the championships, so here’s your updated Razzball Fantasy Football Rankings for Week 15 (STD, Half-PPR, PPR, IDP) including our updated Staff Consensus, Player Status Updates, and an opportunity to ask those all so important roster questions to myself and MB in the commentary section! Let’s get to work!

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Tired of clicking multiple links just to look up where one of our writers ranked Gerald Everett? Wondering who Gerald Everett is? Good, because I’m with you on both counts! With MB and Zach providing the Razzball readers with their own rankings (a contrarian consensus, as I like to say, to pretend I’m clever), we’re going to provide our 2017 Fantasy Football Staff Rankings for the first time ever, a place where you can find all of our weekly rankings in one spot! The players will be sorted by our average ranking, providing you a great way to see how the Razzball Staff feels (questions posted in our comment section will be answered by all ranking writers!), and it’ll also provide our specific rankings so you know how each of us feel about a player. So many feels, so little time. Follow us after the jump for your Official 2017 Razzball Staff Rankings for Week 15!

Note: As a mini-holiday gift, our next Staff Consensus for Championship Week will include Rudy’s Rankings, which are in the Top-10 right now. Happy Holidays, and good luck!

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2017 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Week 14 37 93 14 45 50 31 60 10
Week 13 10 53 31 17 15 36 17 4
Week 12 15 65 33 22 6 38 25 1
Week 11 81 53 107 40 92 43 40 13
Week 10 37 61 53 38 43 50 43 4
Week 9 27 68 25 31 53 23 26 1
Week 8 45 15 72 62 59 8 14 7
Week 7 27 7 65 4 84 43 32 2
Week 6 35 108 39 3 51 78 38 4
Week 5 90 81 86 73 73 84 88 11
Week 4 24 10 67 72 98 37 62 3
Week 3 29 42 66 56 51 18 34 7
Week 2 76 79 96 25 64 18 95 7
Week 1 7 6 43 28 62 35 62 6
Cumulative 25 34 49 4 32 18 41 3
2016 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Weekly Rankings 9 31 5 27 40 9 4
Draft Rankings 3 66 10 7 23 66 112

I said it last week, I’ll say it again, Rudy has been on fire rankings-wise. And I say rankings-wise because I don’t want you to think we have a problem with him and conflagration.

PUT DOWN THE GASOLINE CANISTER RUDY!

Regardless, Razzball in general has been doing well this season, and while 2016 was going to be hard to top, I’m glad that we still remain in the top echelon of the industry rankers. That’s a mouthful, but your mother never complains. HEY-OOOH.

RUDY, DO NOT LIGHT THAT MATCH!

Our Week 15 Rankings for Standard, Half-PPR, PPR and IDP leagues are right after the jump!

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2017 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Week 13 10 53 31 17 15 36 17 4
Week 12 15 65 33 22 6 38 25 1
Week 11 81 53 107 40 92 43 40 13
Week 10 37 61 53 38 43 50 43 4
Week 9 27 68 25 31 53 23 26 1
Week 8 45 15 72 62 59 8 14 7
Week 7 27 7 65 4 84 43 32 2
Week 6 35 108 39 3 51 78 38 4
Week 5 90 81 86 73 73 84 88 11
Week 4 24 10 67 72 98 37 62 3
Week 3 29 42 66 56 51 18 34 7
Week 2 76 79 96 25 64 18 95 7
Week 1 7 6 43 28 62 35 62 6
Cumulative 26 23 58 5 34 22 37 4
2016 Accuracy Rank QB RB WR TE K DST IDP
Weekly Rankings 9 31 5 27 40 9 4
Draft Rankings 3 66 10 7 23 66 112

Happy to see that Razzball is bringing it just in time for the playoffs. Rudy has been absolutely destroying the accuracy rankings much like how I destroy most forms of cheese. The question is, who’s the cracker in this anecdote? Regardless, congrats to Rudy for finishing first overall in Week 13!

Our Week 14 Rankings for Standard, Half-PPR, PPR and IDP leagues are right after the jump! (And our Rest of Season rankings have been updated and can be found here!)

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