That’s what I love about rankings, the older the season gets, the less I have to do. Alright, alright, alright, it’s a reach to connect Point A (Matthew McConaughey’s best performance alongside Magic Mike and Sahara) to Point B (Fantasy Football rankings during Championship Week) but let’s not take away from the point that I only had to rank like four quarterbacks and 15 wide receivers. But look, we made promises to stick together during these NFL playoffs, and while it’s a wonder that anyone still has fantasy interest during this time, a promise is a promise. Which reminds me, tell your mother I say “suh”.

I promised…

Here are your Championship week picks and player rankings, all twelve of them!

Yeah, it’s a bit lonely over here (am I talking about my dating life or this site?), but we must keep the ranking juices flowing. It’s what I demand. It’s what the industry demands. It’s also what your mother demands. Maybe. I’m actually not quite sure about what your mother demands, since our conversation last night was about something entirely different. Regardless, here are this weekend’s Wild Card Weekend picks AND rankings, for all you readers who are in bizarre NFL Playoff leagues.

Let’s bizarre together!

As promised, this week we’ve included Rudy’s Week 16 Rankings as part of the consensus as a special holiday treat from Razzball to you. Honestly, this has been a big year in terms of Rudy’s “Bot”, which has single-handily put this site on the forefront of the industry in terms of data projection and turning that into tangible and successful rankings for mass consumption. Mmmm, consumption. But seriously, if you haven’t had a chance to use any of these great subscription options, here’s the chance to use them in your ever so important match-ups this week for free!

Congrats to Rudy for a great year, and a special thank you to those out there in the Razzball community. Follow us after the jump for your Official 2017 Razzball Staff Rankings for Week 16! (Rudy might even stop by to say hello!)

The year is winding down, and I have no idea how my liver survived it, especially this one imparticular. From Gurley to Trump, I can safely say that me typing this alive (and moderately well!)… has led me to believe that alcoholism is fake news. I WANNA BELIEVE.

That being said, my own personal goal is to land in the top-20 (where Rudy currently resides… Way to go Razzbro!), which would allow me to say “Razzball has been in the top-20 of fantasy accuracy of all industry experts for the past three years”. Because three is better than two. Unless it’s Ebola. We don’t need more than zero of that sh*t, ya dig? So, we have one week left, and wouldn’t you know, it’s probably your Championship week. So let’s get our rankings suit on (boxers plus a PBR… YMMV) and get Week 16 Rankings going!

Tired of clicking multiple links just to look up where one of our writers ranked Gerald Everett? Wondering who Gerald Everett is? Good, because I’m with you on both counts! With MB and Zach providing the Razzball readers with their own rankings (a contrarian consensus, as I like to say, to pretend I’m clever), we’re going to provide our 2017 Fantasy Football Staff Rankings for the first time ever, a place where you can find all of our weekly rankings in one spot! The players will be sorted by our average ranking, providing you a great way to see how the Razzball Staff feels (questions posted in our comment section will be answered by all ranking writers!), and it’ll also provide our specific rankings so you know how each of us feel about a player. So many feels, so little time. Follow us after the jump for your Official 2017 Razzball Staff Rankings for Week 15!

Note: As a mini-holiday gift, our next Staff Consensus for Championship Week will include Rudy’s Rankings, which are in the Top-10 right now. Happy Holidays, and good luck!

I said it last week, I’ll say it again, Rudy has been on fire rankings-wise. And I say rankings-wise because I don’t want you to think we have a problem with him and conflagration.

PUT DOWN THE GASOLINE CANISTER RUDY!

Regardless, Razzball in general has been doing well this season, and while 2016 was going to be hard to top, I’m glad that we still remain in the top echelon of the industry rankers. That’s a mouthful, but your mother never complains. HEY-OOOH.

RUDY, DO NOT LIGHT THAT MATCH!

Our Week 15 Rankings for Standard, Half-PPR, PPR and IDP leagues are right after the jump!