It’s easy to get lost in the 36 chambers of defensive lineman when staring into the IDP Labyrinth. The most volatile players in the IDP market require special processing to wholeheartedly understand their chess-boxing mysteriousness. To fully harness this mysterious chemistry let’s grease the weak emcee guillotine and pay homage to hip hop’s greatest group by supplying defensive […]

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There’s a Hunger Games-heightened awareness that kung-fu grips your junipers once lineups lock for the week. The endless control you once possessed within that chlorine-purified free agent pool or the comfort of a flex play switch fades into the distance then bursts into a monster truck tire downhill race of chaotic NFL RedZone quad-box onslaught. […]

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“Sit Down. Stand Up (Snakes and Ladders)” is a must see Radiohead cut in a live setting, as it’s accompanied by a Brief History of Time-style light show that’ll heighten your sense like an auto-tuned conversation with Mister Rogers. This isn’t a music blog so I’ll spare you a tiring (spare tire pun intended) persuasive diatribe on […]

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As we start to hear frequent use of the term “quarter pole” fade into the distance it’s time to evaluate the stock portfolio within our fire and brimstone-lined defensive player arena. Draft day prognostications are meaningless unless you’re the envied five and zero club riding into town on your high horse. 5-0 teams are looking […]

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No, not the 1987 NFL season, but rather let me introduce a concept of replacing bye bound individual defensive players with players who can vigorously pursue offensive ball-carriers with the spirit of drunken Pamplona teenagers fleeing from a fleet of bulls and are hardly owned. We’ll define “hardly owned” as less than 5% ownership in […]

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Having fully exercised my deficient attention span this past Sunday thanks to NFL Red Zone, pro football stats sites, and recovering from a dance with the India Pale Ale seductress I plan to make this entry snappy. When the ball is snapped all players on the rectangular-shaped field engage in the play. When one engages […]

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Approx. 12:49 EDT September, 9 2012: laptop illuminates your retinas, the scent of slow-cooked game sweetness serenades your nostrils, a chilled Kool-Aid and brandy sweats onto a football-shaped coaster, as you twist your gas station purchased NFL lid frontward and backward then drum In the Air Tonight-style on your keyboard and slap “Enter” completing your […]

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Greetings IDP earthlings and welcome to week 7. As the “haves” and “have-nots” start to separate in the standings like Guinness and Bass in the same glass one must either settle in or interrupt the vicious cycle. Stocked with linebackers like a Kevin Colbert draft board and need help at WR? Make a move! The […]

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Smack in the middle of a metric-driven computer-generated match-up projection AND a blind man throwing whiskey-tipped darts at a printed excel sheet you’ll find these week 6 rankings. This concept is good for you and your constituents. IDP incorporates wild card volatility while rewarding consistent, stoic boringness. For every Pat Willis there’s a Kavell Conner, […]

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Hark! Pay close attention! Startling synonym! Since week 4 many things have transpired. Bye weeks are now upon us. Great American innovator/inventor Steve Jobs passed away (I’ve listened to this speech a few times today). Red Sox fans have pointed to 30 different reasons why the team went 7 and 20 in September. A top […]

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