So it came to my attention that – for all the fantasy blabber we trade back and forth on this site – none of the writers were actually all in a league together. Given that we all play this silly little game and then write weird things about it involving references to movies like Adventures […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Approx. 12:49 EDT September, 9 2012: laptop illuminates your retinas, the scent of slow-cooked game sweetness serenades your nostrils, a chilled Kool-Aid and brandy sweats onto a football-shaped coaster, as you twist your gas station purchased NFL lid frontward and backward then drum In the Air Tonight-style on your keyboard and slap “Enter” completing your […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
So unless you’ve been dead and have recently been resurrected and for some reason felt the first thing you should do was come to our website, you’d have a good idea on how I feel about these two quarterbacks. Oh and thanks for the support! We are big fans of the Zombie community. You all have put […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
You know where this story goes. It’s scary when it happens to you or your friends. Scarier than that Johnny Depp movie ‘The Ninth Gate’. And when I say that movie was scary, I mean it was scary bad. I hope Depp fired his agent after that one. Currently, I’m looking at a poo-poo platter […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
A fantasy football player’s dream! No I’m not talking about me chit chatting live, face to face about my friend and former high school teammate Reggie Williams, with the legendary, hall of fame bound, round mound of touchdown, Maurice Jones-Drew. I’m talking about DirecTV’s new system that allows you to plug your players into the […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hello fans of the football fantasy world. I’m excited to be back for another year of Razzball writing. In this column, Drew and I are going over our respective strategies in the context of a recent mock draft completed last week on yahoo’s fantasy site. As Drew mentions in his introduction, you really do have […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Jonathan Bales is the author of Fantasy Football for Smart People: How to Dominate Your Draft. He writes for the Dallas Cowboys and New York Times. Fantasy owners sure have wised up over the years. Back when I began playing fantasy football about a decade ago, the top defenses from the previous season would fly […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s that time of year. A time when everyone is looking at their fantasy baseball team in disgust while they turn to fantasy football drafts for hope and a reason to live again. It’s a bittersweet season where we look upon our Sundays with a sense of joy and wonder in our eyes. It’s also […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
So I woke up this morning thinking to myself ‘man, mixing red bull, vodka and a box of Franzia was a bad idea. And why am I covered in dijon mustard with socks on my hands?’ Ok, that was my first thought. My second thought was ‘let’s get statistical with our Razzball readers and pun […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s face facts: summer is one of the greatest seasons we as human beings – and us subhuman beings who play fantasy sports – get to enjoy. There are barbeques, beer, bikinis, other things that start with the letter ‘b’, more beer…well, you get the point. But as a fantasy football player, there is one […]Please, blog, may I have some more?