I’m scaring myself at this point. I used to take some wild swings at these rankings. Am I getting old and boring like the rest of these fantasy experts? I don’t shave my ear nor nose hair yet. I don’t put it on AM radio yet. Nor do I enjoy reading the newspaper in the morning. Ok *Pinches self* I’m still me and I still like being wild and spontaneous. But my rankings tell me I’m seeing things the way others do. Sure, there’s a few plus 5 or 6 and minus 5 or 6 but none of those wild 10+ swings. I’m gonna need to hit the bars hard tonight, get rejected by some hot chicks and punched out by some young punks to prove I’m still young and alive to myself now…oh well, no different than a typical Thursday I guess. But enough about my counseling session for next week, let’s look at this mess of rankings. Jay Cutler is probably my biggest swing in my rankings this week as clearly I think he’ll return strong if he returns at all. Just to clarify, if McCown is the starter, maybe he moves down to 11th or maybe 12th but last week proved he can play this game so the movement is minimal. Besides that, I find myself believing in MJD more than I probably should this week but can you blame me? Titans D loves to give up rushing yards. They hand them out like dealers hand out free molly pops at raves and his recent weeks have given hope there’s still value in the Oompa Loompa. Conversely, Gore loses some steam in my book with the Panthers in town. Sure it’s a home game but that doesn’t make Carolina pushover. In wide receiver country, Pierre Garcon creeps up to #2 against a Vikings secondary that failed medical school: apply pressure if you wanna stop the bleeding, y’all! Meanwhile in D/ST country, Oakland stays high for me despite the thrashing they took from the Eagles last week. Why you ask? Giants I answer. Wanna know why they call it the Big Apple? Because they’re good for a lot of big TOs. Kickers? Sure, let’s talk about kickers. I called a psychic hotline and they told me the order of which the kickers would go this week but I had to read between the lines. First they told me they were getting a strong George Wendt vibration which clearly stood for the Bears kicker. Then they said they could hear a Volker Bertelmann composition playing which clearly stood for Hauschka. Then they told me they were hearing ‘Cat Scratch Fever’ obviously meant Nugent. I don’t know, I think I nailed it this week. Best first 3 minutes free, each additional minute $1.95 apiece I’ve ever spent of my life. Yeah, I don’t believe it either but still, it’s a better theory to roll with than most. But enough about a position we don’t care about, let’s clear the air. Here’s my rankings for week 10 for the 2013 Fantasy Football…